Zitat:YEEEEEEEEEEAWWWWNNN!!! A blog, yay. I'm about as happy to be writing to you, as you are about reading something from me. But no matter what, you can't stop reading this. No matter how hard you try, you'll take the time to let me get my point across. And The UnStable only has one point to make.

February brings us an 8-man tag with Quackenbush, Jigsaw, Helios and the man I laid down to rest a few months ago - Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen. Don't give Pinkie get all the credit for putting you on the shelf last season, Jimmy, because as I remember it - the last we saw you, you were tapping out to my STF in West Springfield.

Oh...and let's not forget...

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It's a big weekend for The Throwbacks! Back together again, all happy, the fans are happy, EVERYONE's HAPPY and...you're welcome. Huh? Don't you remember? So forgetful you are, but should I be surprised? On January 31st, The UnStable laid waste to Create-A-Wrestler and Ultimo Breakfast, which pretty much forced Dasher Hatfield from his dormancy. But since the Chikarmy is so absentminded and ungrateful, you don't even appreciate what we did for YOU! Don't even bother thanking us now, because if by some fluke theBDK doesn't stop the Throwbacks, we'll be more than happy to take those three points away and send Dasher Hatfield to the dugout for good.

Still reading, huh? Ha. Waiting for that one point? Well, here it is. We only need...One Point, to make things happen. One Point for us, equals zero for the Throwbacks.


Thank you for spending your time with me.
VG

Zitat:Word on the street is that there’s a new gang in town. Let me make this real clear! Brad and Chad don’t take lightly to other gangs coming onto our turf.

It seems that all people are talking about these days is this new crew called the Bruda…something. These guys dress all in white, harbor foreigners and have this fancy little pose. For some reason, that has people runnin' for the hills with their tails between their legs. You think you’re tough with your preppy suits, and your cute little hand signals? Are we suppose to be shakin' in our boots cause you’ve given a few guys a light spanking? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIIIIIIRRRRR! Some people think that there are strength in numbers. How 'bout this for numbers? You got your 8 little members, Brad and Chad got 20 knuckles, 4 boots and 1 Decapitator. Those odds sound good to us.

Everyone in the wrestling world seems to be focused on the impending domination that this so called "brotherhood" is gonna bring down on CHIKARA. Well I’ve got some news for you kids, Brad and Chad know a thing about being dominant. Over the last 5 months The Badd Boyz have mowed down every single team CHIKARA has put in front of us. For the last 5 months, not a single team on the CHIKARA roster has been able to give us a good fight. We’ve beaten down every pansy that’s had the guts to put up their dukes and fight. We’ve beaten one half of your Campos…or whatever fruity name you have for your tag champs, Fire Ant. We’ve even beat down the newest BDK member, the pussy cat, Lindsey. The Badd Boyz are THE most dominant brotherhood in town!

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This coming month presents us with something a little different. The writing on the wall tells me that the CHIKARA brass are afraid to put us in a 1-on-1 confrontation with any of the other teams on the roster. As it turns out, on Saturday February 27 in Reading, Brad and Chad are stuck in an 8-man tag match. While this usually wouldn’t sit well with the Badd Boyz, there’s a couple of good things about this situation. First, we get to team with F.I.S.T., quite possibly the only team on the roster who gets as much joy out of hurting people as we do. That makes 'em cool! We like ‘em! Secondly, with 4 men on the opposing side, that gives us two extra butts to kick. Incoherence, Portal, you’re in for a long night kids! Frightmare, we can’t wait to get our hands on you, you little twerp. Heard some dudes callin' you the rookie of the year. After we're through with you, you'll be the mat stain of the year.

If there’s one thing the Badd Boyz are not afraid of, it’s snakes. Ophidian we’re lookin' right at you! As kids, Dad Badd would take us on Harley rides through the desert. If my brother or I got hungry, Dad Badd would pull over his hog, hunt down a snake and cook it right there on the hot rumbling motor of his Harley Davidson and we would have a family feast! This time though, we plan on eating the snake alive!

February 28 in Pottsville is gonna be just another night at the office for the Badd Boyz. You’re gonna witness more of the same - that’s Brad and Chad takin' care of business! What kind of business? The business of kickin' in teeth and takin' down names. If the Osirian Portal can survive the brutal whoopin' we’re gonna lay on them in Reading, they'll never get discharged from the hospital in time to make Pottsville. As for the those geeks the Super Smash Bros… all I can say is that your name is gonna take on a new meaning when we “Super Smash” your faces in with our boots. Claudio and Ares, you’re gonna find out what happens when you come into our yard without an invitation. After we pummel all of those punks, the Badd Boyz will have more than enough points to challenge for the gold and you’d better believe, son, that it’s gonna happen. It’s gonna get ugly kids, Brad and Chad are gettin' hungry, and we’re gonna forget our manners!


Things are about to get Badd!
CB

Zitat:In 2009, I took several steps in the right direction. Icarus, Chucky T and I won King of Trios, Icarus and I tore through three teams in CHIKARA to earn ourselves a chance to win our belts back, and I debuted for Dragon Gate USA, wrestling on a handful of pay-per-view events, including making the finals in the tournament to crown the first Open the Freedom Gate champion. No other athlete in CHIKARA can say the same. I was on pace to have my best year in wrestling to date until a training injury sidelined me for two months, knocking me into somewhat of a slump.

The months since my return have brought disappointment after disappointment. I went into my return match against Jigsaw with guns blazing, and found myself right back on the shelf the next day. We swung for the fences when we challenged The Colony for the belts in January, but we came up empty. I have yet to win a match in 2010. In spite of all of this, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. In a matter of days, I can turn it all around.

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On Sunday in Pottsville, I step into the ring with Eddie Kingston, and anyone who's followed CHIKARA over the years knows what that means. Eddie and I bring out the most brutal, the most merciless facets of one another. When the doctors x-rayed my neck last November, they informed me that the neck is supposed to be curved, but mine is perfectly straight. I have Eddie Kingston to thank for that. But when Eddie wakes up in the morning and can't feel his left arm, he remembers me spiking him on his head with a Yoshi Tonic from the top rope. There's a lot of history, dating back to Season 1, between me and Kingston. This isn't going to be a match with cute wristlock counters and fancy armdrags. On February 28th, Eddie and I both know we're walking into a war.

And only one of us will walk out.
GA

Zitat:Zerstörung, Mantis. Of everything you claim dominion over. I told you we would rob you of what you claim to be yours. I am a man of my word, bug. And I have started with your precious Neo Solar Temple. Your "perfect weapon" is no more. The last I saw of him, he was splashing around in the Schuylkill River, stark raving mad. I wonder what came over him?

Can you believe it is 1 März already? The deadline for applications to King of Trios 2010. Tell me Mantis, will Herr VonSteigerwalt admit a team of just two into the most prestigious wrestling tournament of the year? Perhaps I will not be seeing you or Crossbones in April after all.

What a shame, since it seems as if your ultimate goal had been to win King of Trios this year.

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See what your hubris begets? Your trio is destroyed. Your aspirations shattered. You thought to make CHIKARA your plaything? That sounds to me like the gradiose delusion of an insignificant insect.

Tonight, Claudio Castagnoli and I return to Europe, to attend to some business and prepare for upcoming matches. By morning, the Eye will be back in its rightful place, amongst the treasures and artifacts of my father's collection. Safe from dishonorable men.

I do not wage wars, UltraMantis Black. I win them.


We are the new pantheon.
ARES