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DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN:
40-ish...........................49
Adventurous..................Slept with everyone
Athletic..........................No tits
Average looking.............Ugly
Beautiful........................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure.........On medication
Feminist........................Fat
Free spirit.....................Junkie
Friendship first..............Former slut
Fun.............................Annoying
New-Age......................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned................No BJs
Open-minded.................Desperate
Outgoing.......................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.....................Sloppy drunk
Professional..................Bitch
Voluptuous....................Very Fat
Large frame..................Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6 We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with
you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex
with you
10.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex
with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay
