09.12.2004, 01:24
Auf dem Wrestling Observer hat jemand eine Comedy Liste von Car stickern mit Wrestling Spruechen online gestellt. manche von ihnen sind wirklich sehr witzig. 
"Honk if I've ever put you over." (Ric Flair's car)
"Honk if you've ever put me over." (HHH's car)
"My other car is a Porsche... which I used to skip town right after I double-crossed [lexicon]Bret Hart[/lexicon]." (Earl Hebner's car)
"Rounding up hitchhikers is the only way I've ever put asses in seats." ([lexicon]Lex Luger[/lexicon]'s car)
"I don't care what your insurance carrier says. No matter what happens, I'm NEVER at fault." ([lexicon]Undertaker[/lexicon]'s car)
"Even in 'Neutral,' this car moves faster than I do." (Hulk Hogan's car)
"My cars grow bigger with age, just like my muscles seem to." (Vince McMahon's car)
"Just married.... HA! Only GLAAD fell for that one." (Billy & Chuck's car)
"I'm tired of being pulled over for Ken Shamrock's parking tickets. We look nothing alike, damnit." (Rico's car)
"I was student of the month at Cornell University... until I dropped out to do ECW spot show gigs for $40 a pop." (Joel Gertner's car)
"WARNING: My car seat smells horrific." (Rikishi's car)
"Please be extra careful not to hit me. I used this car as collateral for extra NWA TNA funding." (Jeff Jarrett's car)
"I signed a 10-yr lease on this car that I can't get out of. Hey, sort of like how Vince is stuck with me. Ironic, huh?" (Big Show's car)
"Call me if you need your car windows bashed in with a baseball bat. I've got a great reference from SMW." (Jim Cornette's car)
"Honk if I owe you money." (Paul Heyman's car)
"Teenager on board. Girlfriend on board, too. And it's the same person." (Jerry Lawler's car)
"I can tow your car with my bare hands, and impregnate your great, great, great, grandmother." (Mark Henry's car)
"If this car is found abandoned and broken, please don't have Joey Buttafuoco fix it. Hasn't he embarrassed me enough?" (Chyna's car)
"I want my sunroof open so I can stick my head through the ceiling, but HHH keeps closing it." ([lexicon]Chris Jericho[/lexicon]'s car)
"Go ahead Officer, write me a speeding ticket. While you're at it, write me a Raw script. You'll probably do a better job than I will." (Stephanie McMahon's car)
"My rear and side view mirrors are pointed at my biceps and lats, so drive next to me with caution." (Buff Bagwell's car)
"Baby on board... Oh nevermind." ([lexicon]Kane[/lexicon]'s car)
"Honk if you've ever held the WCW title." (David Arquette's car)
"Hey Steven Speilberg, won't you be my neighbor?" (DDP's car)
"You cut me off. That's not cool." (Carlito Colon's car)
"That's not my car alarm. That's Ric Flair inebriated and running around in his underwear, yelling "Whoooo" repeatedly every half-second." (Batista's car)
"Driving a Sable is the only way I get people to remember who I am nowadays." (Rena Mero's car)
"...." (Rey Mysterio, Eddy Guerrero, and Konnan's car. I couldn't quite read the sticker because the car kept bouncing up and down.)
"I'd explain to you why I ran that red light, but no [lexicon]booker[/lexicon] ever lets me speak." (Arn Anderson's car)
"Bookers let me speak, but I don't bother." (Bobby Eaton's car)
"Honk if you stopped watching WCW because of me." (Vince Russo's car)
"Parking tickets are for suckers. Just ask Bob Holly." (Rene Dupree's car)
"Cut me off and I'll blacken your eye. Just ask Rene Dupree." (Bob Holly's car)
"My child was Student of the Month at OVW." (Cowboy Bob [lexicon]Orton[/lexicon]'s car)
"WARNING: This car turns often, then turns again, and then turns again. Eventually you won't care." (Dusty Rhodes' car)
"No, I'm not writing Raw. Vince just uses my old Nitro scripts and changes the characters. Now shut up and get me some coffee." (Eric Bischoff's car)
"Stop tailgating me, Eric." (Jason Hervey's car)
"If my car breaks down, Dutch Mantel will just give me a push." (Monty Brown's car)
"If your engine needs more oil, just wring out my hair." ([lexicon]X-Pac[/lexicon]'s car)
"Honk if you see this car weaving in and out of traffic." (Scott Hall's car)
"If you need a pillow, just holler. I'm sitting on a couple right now so I can see over the dashboard." (Taz' car)
"WARNING: These windows fog up easily." (RVD and 2 Cold Scorpio's car)
"I'm leasing this car for $250,000 a year. So after my WWE paycheck, I pretty much break even." (Christy Hemme's car)
"This car goes 0 to 60 in 10 seconds. My matches with CM Punk go 0 to 1 fall in 60 minutes." (Samoa Joe's car)
"WARNING: Watch out for swerves." (Teddy Hart's car)
"I know it's 100 degrees outside, stop telling me that. Trust me, I need to keep this jacket on." (Randy Savage's car)
"Honk if you knew deep down that my moment of glory at WrestleMania XX was only temporarily, and that no matter how many great matches or crowd responses I got, I was just keeping the belt warm for HHH." (Chris Benoit's car)
"Honk if I've ever put you over." (Ric Flair's car)
"Honk if you've ever put me over." (HHH's car)
"My other car is a Porsche... which I used to skip town right after I double-crossed [lexicon]Bret Hart[/lexicon]." (Earl Hebner's car)
"Rounding up hitchhikers is the only way I've ever put asses in seats." ([lexicon]Lex Luger[/lexicon]'s car)
"I don't care what your insurance carrier says. No matter what happens, I'm NEVER at fault." ([lexicon]Undertaker[/lexicon]'s car)
"Even in 'Neutral,' this car moves faster than I do." (Hulk Hogan's car)
"My cars grow bigger with age, just like my muscles seem to." (Vince McMahon's car)
"Just married.... HA! Only GLAAD fell for that one." (Billy & Chuck's car)
"I'm tired of being pulled over for Ken Shamrock's parking tickets. We look nothing alike, damnit." (Rico's car)
"I was student of the month at Cornell University... until I dropped out to do ECW spot show gigs for $40 a pop." (Joel Gertner's car)
"WARNING: My car seat smells horrific." (Rikishi's car)
"Please be extra careful not to hit me. I used this car as collateral for extra NWA TNA funding." (Jeff Jarrett's car)
"I signed a 10-yr lease on this car that I can't get out of. Hey, sort of like how Vince is stuck with me. Ironic, huh?" (Big Show's car)
"Call me if you need your car windows bashed in with a baseball bat. I've got a great reference from SMW." (Jim Cornette's car)
"Honk if I owe you money." (Paul Heyman's car)
"Teenager on board. Girlfriend on board, too. And it's the same person." (Jerry Lawler's car)
"I can tow your car with my bare hands, and impregnate your great, great, great, grandmother." (Mark Henry's car)
"If this car is found abandoned and broken, please don't have Joey Buttafuoco fix it. Hasn't he embarrassed me enough?" (Chyna's car)
"I want my sunroof open so I can stick my head through the ceiling, but HHH keeps closing it." ([lexicon]Chris Jericho[/lexicon]'s car)
"Go ahead Officer, write me a speeding ticket. While you're at it, write me a Raw script. You'll probably do a better job than I will." (Stephanie McMahon's car)
"My rear and side view mirrors are pointed at my biceps and lats, so drive next to me with caution." (Buff Bagwell's car)
"Baby on board... Oh nevermind." ([lexicon]Kane[/lexicon]'s car)
"Honk if you've ever held the WCW title." (David Arquette's car)
"Hey Steven Speilberg, won't you be my neighbor?" (DDP's car)
"You cut me off. That's not cool." (Carlito Colon's car)
"That's not my car alarm. That's Ric Flair inebriated and running around in his underwear, yelling "Whoooo" repeatedly every half-second." (Batista's car)
"Driving a Sable is the only way I get people to remember who I am nowadays." (Rena Mero's car)
"...." (Rey Mysterio, Eddy Guerrero, and Konnan's car. I couldn't quite read the sticker because the car kept bouncing up and down.)
"I'd explain to you why I ran that red light, but no [lexicon]booker[/lexicon] ever lets me speak." (Arn Anderson's car)
"Bookers let me speak, but I don't bother." (Bobby Eaton's car)
"Honk if you stopped watching WCW because of me." (Vince Russo's car)
"Parking tickets are for suckers. Just ask Bob Holly." (Rene Dupree's car)
"Cut me off and I'll blacken your eye. Just ask Rene Dupree." (Bob Holly's car)
"My child was Student of the Month at OVW." (Cowboy Bob [lexicon]Orton[/lexicon]'s car)
"WARNING: This car turns often, then turns again, and then turns again. Eventually you won't care." (Dusty Rhodes' car)
"No, I'm not writing Raw. Vince just uses my old Nitro scripts and changes the characters. Now shut up and get me some coffee." (Eric Bischoff's car)
"Stop tailgating me, Eric." (Jason Hervey's car)
"If my car breaks down, Dutch Mantel will just give me a push." (Monty Brown's car)
"If your engine needs more oil, just wring out my hair." ([lexicon]X-Pac[/lexicon]'s car)
"Honk if you see this car weaving in and out of traffic." (Scott Hall's car)
"If you need a pillow, just holler. I'm sitting on a couple right now so I can see over the dashboard." (Taz' car)
"WARNING: These windows fog up easily." (RVD and 2 Cold Scorpio's car)
"I'm leasing this car for $250,000 a year. So after my WWE paycheck, I pretty much break even." (Christy Hemme's car)
"This car goes 0 to 60 in 10 seconds. My matches with CM Punk go 0 to 1 fall in 60 minutes." (Samoa Joe's car)
"WARNING: Watch out for swerves." (Teddy Hart's car)
"I know it's 100 degrees outside, stop telling me that. Trust me, I need to keep this jacket on." (Randy Savage's car)
"Honk if you knew deep down that my moment of glory at WrestleMania XX was only temporarily, and that no matter how many great matches or crowd responses I got, I was just keeping the belt warm for HHH." (Chris Benoit's car)