20.02.2009, 21:43
Den Thread gab es vor einigen schon in ähnlicher Form von Nefercheperur, damals aber mit Bobby "The Brian" Heenan Quotes. Dabei haben wir vergessen dass es neben Heenan einen zwar weniger fachlichen aber einen durchaus amüsanten Kommentator zu bieten haben. Jerry Lawler.
[lexicon]Steve Austin[/lexicon] droht im Ring Vince McMahon die Zähne auszuschlagen:
"I don't think they are real anyway, but I don't think McMahon wants to lose them."
"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick."
Taz sagt zu Lawler, dass er ihm seine Sprüche ins Gesicht sagen soll.
"Tell him to come down and I will tell him how short he is to his face. If I can bend down that far."
Über die ECW-Arena:
"This damn Bingo Hall should be built out of toilet paper because there's nothing in it but Shit.
Während dem Match zwischen Vader und Razor Ramon:
"If Vader drops the Vader Bomb on Razor Ramon, a huge grease spot will be left on the ring."
"Savio Vega is taking more shots than Jake "The Snake" does during happy hour."
"I would beat you up Ross, but I have a thing against cruelty to animals."
"If stupidity was water, Ahmed Johnson would be Niagara Falls."
Jerry Lawler über Andy Kaufman:
"Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!"
"When you (Mick Foley) were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said, Oh! siamese Twins!"
"Did you know that if you buy a car in Mobile, Alabama, it has a warning label on the mirror that says "Objects in the mirror are dumber than they seem."
[lexicon]Steve Austin[/lexicon] droht im Ring Vince McMahon die Zähne auszuschlagen:
"I don't think they are real anyway, but I don't think McMahon wants to lose them."
"Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick."
Taz sagt zu Lawler, dass er ihm seine Sprüche ins Gesicht sagen soll.
"Tell him to come down and I will tell him how short he is to his face. If I can bend down that far."
Über die ECW-Arena:
"This damn Bingo Hall should be built out of toilet paper because there's nothing in it but Shit.
Während dem Match zwischen Vader und Razor Ramon:
"If Vader drops the Vader Bomb on Razor Ramon, a huge grease spot will be left on the ring."
"Savio Vega is taking more shots than Jake "The Snake" does during happy hour."
"I would beat you up Ross, but I have a thing against cruelty to animals."
"If stupidity was water, Ahmed Johnson would be Niagara Falls."
Jerry Lawler über Andy Kaufman:
"Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!"
"When you (Mick Foley) were born and your mom saw your face and your rear end, she said, Oh! siamese Twins!"
"Did you know that if you buy a car in Mobile, Alabama, it has a warning label on the mirror that says "Objects in the mirror are dumber than they seem."