21.11.2003, 18:12
Hier kommen die genialsten und witzigsten Wrestlingsprueche die ich je hoerte.Vorrallem zum teil wirklich spontane die Stein ernst gemeint sind und trocken gesagt wurden.Hier ein paar Witzige geschichten:
Harry Elliott ein Wrestling Veteran war mit Dean Silverstone am 17/18 July 1998 bei der Seattle Wrestling Reunion.Elliott hatte in den 50ern eine Fehde mit Lou Thesz.Elliott war 1998 bereits 93 Jahre alt und hatte seit 1966 nichtmehr Lou Thesz gesehen.Dean sagte zu Harry: "Harry do you know who this is?"Und zeigte dabei auf Thesz.Harry schaute ihn an und meinte: "Yes,it`s Lou Thesz Father!"
Ric Flair bei WCW Live:
.....there is no longer the word Kayfabe in existence.
Ed Lewis ueber sein Privatleben:
I was married seven times, and i was stupid enough to marry one of them twice!
Lou Thesz ueber sein Gedaechtnis
I remember things that happenend sixty years ago
, but if you ask me where i left my car keys five minutes ago,that`s sometimes a problem.
Killer Karx Kox auf die Frage was er machen werde wenn er zuruecktritt:
I really don`t know.All i know how to do is play golf. I don`t really know what I`m gonna do.I guess it`ll be a boring damn retirement.
Stu Hart ueber Mark Lewin:
Mark Lewin wasn`t a bad worker, but he wouldn?t kayfabe.I`d see him and King Curtis(Lewin`s todfeind) walking in the Safeway store shopping.
Als die WWE spasseshalber vor WM 14 waehrend der Wrestlemania 14 Pressekonferent meinte,man wuerde alle Frauen einladen von Bill Clinton,meinte der zustaendige Boston Fire Marshall,das Fleet Center hat nur eine Capacity of 18.000 People.
Chuck Chell ueber WWE Fans
The Kids around here..... ask you stupid questions. "Have you ever wrestled Steve Austin?" "Uh,i don`t think he was born when i was wrestling."
Bill Savage und Stu Hart
Bill Savage went over to the Stu Hart`s House and one of the Hart kids was running around with his hair wet.Savage asked why his hair was wet.Stu said:" The little bastard a vase this morning,so i stucked his head in the toilet.Want me to show you again?"
Ed (Moondog) Moretti ueber Vincent K Mc Mahon
"He was an a**hole, but a fair a**hole
Harry Elliott ein Wrestling Veteran war mit Dean Silverstone am 17/18 July 1998 bei der Seattle Wrestling Reunion.Elliott hatte in den 50ern eine Fehde mit Lou Thesz.Elliott war 1998 bereits 93 Jahre alt und hatte seit 1966 nichtmehr Lou Thesz gesehen.Dean sagte zu Harry: "Harry do you know who this is?"Und zeigte dabei auf Thesz.Harry schaute ihn an und meinte: "Yes,it`s Lou Thesz Father!"
Ric Flair bei WCW Live:
.....there is no longer the word Kayfabe in existence.
Ed Lewis ueber sein Privatleben:
I was married seven times, and i was stupid enough to marry one of them twice!
Lou Thesz ueber sein Gedaechtnis
I remember things that happenend sixty years ago
, but if you ask me where i left my car keys five minutes ago,that`s sometimes a problem.
Killer Karx Kox auf die Frage was er machen werde wenn er zuruecktritt:
I really don`t know.All i know how to do is play golf. I don`t really know what I`m gonna do.I guess it`ll be a boring damn retirement.
Stu Hart ueber Mark Lewin:
Mark Lewin wasn`t a bad worker, but he wouldn?t kayfabe.I`d see him and King Curtis(Lewin`s todfeind) walking in the Safeway store shopping.
Als die WWE spasseshalber vor WM 14 waehrend der Wrestlemania 14 Pressekonferent meinte,man wuerde alle Frauen einladen von Bill Clinton,meinte der zustaendige Boston Fire Marshall,das Fleet Center hat nur eine Capacity of 18.000 People.
Chuck Chell ueber WWE Fans
The Kids around here..... ask you stupid questions. "Have you ever wrestled Steve Austin?" "Uh,i don`t think he was born when i was wrestling."
Bill Savage und Stu Hart
Bill Savage went over to the Stu Hart`s House and one of the Hart kids was running around with his hair wet.Savage asked why his hair was wet.Stu said:" The little bastard a vase this morning,so i stucked his head in the toilet.Want me to show you again?"
Ed (Moondog) Moretti ueber Vincent K Mc Mahon
"He was an a**hole, but a fair a**hole