07.08.2004, 14:05
Bobby Heenan ist ja beruehmt gewessen fuer seine Sprueche und fuer seine drchaus vorhandene genialitaet und auch Konter.Hier mal einige alte Heenan Sprueche waehrend seiner WWF und WCW Kommentatoren Zeit.
HEENAN: "Did you ever say Hello to Tatanka?"
Monsoon: "Yes"
HEENAN: "Did you do it properly?"
Monsoon: "Yes"
HEENAN: "You said 'Hey How Are Ya, Hey How Are Ya.'"
(waehrend einer Battle Royal 1994)
HEENAN: "I'd have to go with the Quebecers."
McMahon: "I thought you said you were going to pick (Bastion) Booger."
HEENAN: "I was, but I wasn't talking about this."
HEENAN: "You know, I could make a lot of money with Typhoon."
Ross: "How would you do that?"
HEENAN: "Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks."
HEENAN: "I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said 'I have boys?'"
(ueber Paul Bearer)
"His father was a mortician and his mother was a raccoon."
McMahon: "All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner."
HEENAN: "You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up."
(Waehrend einem Match von Adam Bomb, nachdem auf dem Titantron die Nuklearbombe zusehen war)
HEENAN: "Is that the Adam Bomb exploding or is Vince Coleman driving by?"
HEENAN: "It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana... it just won't take him very long."
HEENAN: "Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?"
Monsoon: "I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?"
(Skinnertritt ein Wrestler in den Maagen)
HEENAN: "There's a kick to the uterus."
HEENAN: "The last time I saw Typhoon move like that is when one of those humanoids opened a package of Little Debbie's snack cakes."
HEENAN: "If your last name was Finkel, would you name your kid Howard?"
(Ueber Koko B Ware)
HEENAN: "He gives up a little bit of height to Webster."
(Beim Royal Rumble 92, nachdem Piper,Jake Roberts eine Clothesline verpasste als der einen DDT gegen Flair zeigen wollte)
HEENAN: "I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy! It's a kilt! It's not a skirt! It's a kilt!"
(Fuenf Sekunden spaeter als Piper ,Flair attackiert)
HEENAN: "Why, you no-good freak! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!"
(Als Tito Santana's tag team partner attackiert wird)
Monsoon: "I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner."
HEENAN: "He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!"
(redet mit Roddy Piper)
HEENAN: "I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home."
(waehrend dem Von Erich/Warlord match)
HEENAN:" Warlord's a lot bigger."
Monsoon: "Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain."
HEENAN: "Warlord's a lot stronger."
Monsoon: "Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain."
HEENAN: "Now you've lied to the people."
HEENAN: "Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."
HEENAN: "The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
(Waehrend einem Tito Santana match)
HEENAN: "Do you know what 'Arriba' means? It means 'Swim faster, the boarder gaurds
are behind us.'"
HEENAN: "Hey Vince, you know what Virgil did after winning the Million Dollar belt?"
McMahon: "Celebrated I believe."
HEENAN: "Yeah, he went and got it bronzed."
HEENAN: "She's (Sapphire) good to have at picnics. Keeps the flies off the food."
(Waehrend einem IC title match)
HEENAN: "Don't touch that referee Perfect!"
Monsoon: "Why? A disqualification will save his title."
HEENAN: "O.K. Then nail him!"
(Waehrend dem I.R.S./1-2-3 Kid match)
HEENAN: "This is a first. This is the first time the Kid's been up past 8:00."
(spaeter in dem selben match)
HEENAN: "He (I.R.S.) hit him (The Kid) so hard, he knocked 3 zits off his face."
(Ueber Luger beim KOTR'93 als er sein Ellenbogenschoner abnimmt)
HEENAN: "Fine. Then let's tie Tatanka's shoes together so he can't dance."
(Waehrend einem Match in Spanien als die Kamera 30 Sekunden die Zuschauer einfaengt und Heenan sich ueber das ganze aufregt)
Savage: "He's right, if the titles changed hands, what type of replay would we have?"
HEENAN: "None, we'd have the Ramon and Lopez family eating rice and beans."
McMahon: "If Tunney were here, he could make a ruling."
HEENAN: "If Tunney were here, he'd have his hand out for 10 bucks."
Monsoon: "Dibiase tripped Santana!"
HEENAN: "Actually, he tripped over a tortilla."
(Waehrend einem Tatanka/Repo Man match)
HEENAN: "First time I ever saw Tonto kick the butt of the Lone Ranger!"
HEENAN: "The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated."
(Ueber Tiger Jackson, a midget wrestler)
HEENAN: "I'd like to have him over at my house...I need someone to sweep under the sofa."
McMahon: "The kid has tremendous heart."
HEENAN: "Kick him in the heart then."
HEENAN: "He (Piper) used to get his lunch wrapped in a roadmap."
Ross: "Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers."
HEENAN: "Well, it's not a big loss."
(Ueber Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song)
HEENAN: "That's my second favorite song."
Monsoon: "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?"
HEENAN: "All the rest are tied."
(Ueber die WWF's 1-900 number)
Monsoon: "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling."
HEENAN: "And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!"
(Ueber ein Koko B. Ware match)
Monsoon: "Frankie might be giving out a little verbal information."
HEENAN: "Frankie just did give a little something out. I think it's right there by your shoe"
(Ueber Tito Santana)
HEENAN: "Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?"
Monsoon: "Yeah? For what?"
HEENAN: "He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour."
(Waehrend einem Savage/Avalanche )
HEENAN: "I heard the air go out of Savage... both ends."
(Waehrend einem Sherri/Rockin' Robin match) HEENAN: "Come on Sherri! I've got a double whopper riding on this!"
(Waehrend einem Saba Simba match)
HEENAN: "Gorilla, do you know what Saba Simba means?"
Monsoon: "Yes, it means 7 Lions."
HEENAN: "No, it means Room Service."
(Ueber die WWF und family entertainment)
HEENAN: "You can even bring the dog. That's so McGuirk (the ring announcer) has something to do during intermissions."
(Heenan ueber die Bushwackers)
Heenan: "They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children!"
(Als Bret Hart seine Brille einem kleinen Fan schenkt)
-Heenan: "There he is, buying fans again."
(immer wenn Heenan was schlaues sagte)
Heenan: "Do you think this "Brain" thing is a gimmick?"
Heenan: "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
(als das Puplikum USA Chanten)
-Heenan: "It's a shame Tony that Tupelo, Mississippi isn't part of the U.S.A."
-JR: -"I did not see the tag!"
-Macho Man: -"There wasn't one."
-Heenan: -"You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes."
-JR: -"I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it."
-Heenan: -"Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma."
-Marshall:"Good observation Brain!"
-Heenan:"That's why I am called The Brain! And why I am here on (TBS) The Brain Station!"
HEENAN: "Did you ever say Hello to Tatanka?"
Monsoon: "Yes"
HEENAN: "Did you do it properly?"
Monsoon: "Yes"
HEENAN: "You said 'Hey How Are Ya, Hey How Are Ya.'"
(waehrend einer Battle Royal 1994)
HEENAN: "I'd have to go with the Quebecers."
McMahon: "I thought you said you were going to pick (Bastion) Booger."
HEENAN: "I was, but I wasn't talking about this."
HEENAN: "You know, I could make a lot of money with Typhoon."
Ross: "How would you do that?"
HEENAN: "Well, I wouldn't have him wrestle. I'd take him to shopping centers and let kids ride him for a couple of bucks."
HEENAN: "I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said 'I have boys?'"
(ueber Paul Bearer)
"His father was a mortician and his mother was a raccoon."
McMahon: "All Typhoon has to do is sit up and tag his partner."
HEENAN: "You're asking a lot for Typhoon to do a sit-up."
(Waehrend einem Match von Adam Bomb, nachdem auf dem Titantron die Nuklearbombe zusehen war)
HEENAN: "Is that the Adam Bomb exploding or is Vince Coleman driving by?"
HEENAN: "It'll take a good man to beat Tito Santana... it just won't take him very long."
HEENAN: "Gorilla, what's with you naming all the body parts?"
Monsoon: "I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?"
(Skinnertritt ein Wrestler in den Maagen)
HEENAN: "There's a kick to the uterus."
HEENAN: "The last time I saw Typhoon move like that is when one of those humanoids opened a package of Little Debbie's snack cakes."
HEENAN: "If your last name was Finkel, would you name your kid Howard?"
(Ueber Koko B Ware)
HEENAN: "He gives up a little bit of height to Webster."
(Beim Royal Rumble 92, nachdem Piper,Jake Roberts eine Clothesline verpasste als der einen DDT gegen Flair zeigen wollte)
HEENAN: "I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Roddy! It's a kilt! It's not a skirt! It's a kilt!"
(Fuenf Sekunden spaeter als Piper ,Flair attackiert)
HEENAN: "Why, you no-good freak! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt!"
(Als Tito Santana's tag team partner attackiert wird)
Monsoon: "I can't believe that Tito Santana hasn't come out here to help his partner."
HEENAN: "He can't come out here, immigration is sitting in the front row!"
(redet mit Roddy Piper)
HEENAN: "I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home."
(waehrend dem Von Erich/Warlord match)
HEENAN:" Warlord's a lot bigger."
Monsoon: "Tornado's a lot quicker, Brain."
HEENAN: "Warlord's a lot stronger."
Monsoon: "Tornado's a lot smarter, Brain."
HEENAN: "Now you've lied to the people."
HEENAN: "Tito Santana is like a cue-ball: The more you strike him, the more English you get out of him."
HEENAN: "The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
(Waehrend einem Tito Santana match)
HEENAN: "Do you know what 'Arriba' means? It means 'Swim faster, the boarder gaurds
are behind us.'"
HEENAN: "Hey Vince, you know what Virgil did after winning the Million Dollar belt?"
McMahon: "Celebrated I believe."
HEENAN: "Yeah, he went and got it bronzed."
HEENAN: "She's (Sapphire) good to have at picnics. Keeps the flies off the food."
(Waehrend einem IC title match)
HEENAN: "Don't touch that referee Perfect!"
Monsoon: "Why? A disqualification will save his title."
HEENAN: "O.K. Then nail him!"
(Waehrend dem I.R.S./1-2-3 Kid match)
HEENAN: "This is a first. This is the first time the Kid's been up past 8:00."
(spaeter in dem selben match)
HEENAN: "He (I.R.S.) hit him (The Kid) so hard, he knocked 3 zits off his face."
(Ueber Luger beim KOTR'93 als er sein Ellenbogenschoner abnimmt)
HEENAN: "Fine. Then let's tie Tatanka's shoes together so he can't dance."
(Waehrend einem Match in Spanien als die Kamera 30 Sekunden die Zuschauer einfaengt und Heenan sich ueber das ganze aufregt)
Savage: "He's right, if the titles changed hands, what type of replay would we have?"
HEENAN: "None, we'd have the Ramon and Lopez family eating rice and beans."
McMahon: "If Tunney were here, he could make a ruling."
HEENAN: "If Tunney were here, he'd have his hand out for 10 bucks."
Monsoon: "Dibiase tripped Santana!"
HEENAN: "Actually, he tripped over a tortilla."
(Waehrend einem Tatanka/Repo Man match)
HEENAN: "First time I ever saw Tonto kick the butt of the Lone Ranger!"
HEENAN: "The bad thing about the Bushwhackers is that win, lose, or draw, you gotta have everything you got on fumigated."
(Ueber Tiger Jackson, a midget wrestler)
HEENAN: "I'd like to have him over at my house...I need someone to sweep under the sofa."
McMahon: "The kid has tremendous heart."
HEENAN: "Kick him in the heart then."
HEENAN: "He (Piper) used to get his lunch wrapped in a roadmap."
Ross: "Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers."
HEENAN: "Well, it's not a big loss."
(Ueber Hulk Hogan's entry/exit theme song)
HEENAN: "That's my second favorite song."
Monsoon: "I'm almost afraid to ask - what's your favorite?"
HEENAN: "All the rest are tied."
(Ueber die WWF's 1-900 number)
Monsoon: "Kids, ask your parent's permission before calling."
HEENAN: "And if they don't give you permission, just take a baseball bat, sneak up behind them, and BAM!!"
(Ueber ein Koko B. Ware match)
Monsoon: "Frankie might be giving out a little verbal information."
HEENAN: "Frankie just did give a little something out. I think it's right there by your shoe"
(Ueber Tito Santana)
HEENAN: "Did you know Tito holds a place in Guiness' Book of World Records?"
Monsoon: "Yeah? For what?"
HEENAN: "He picked 1,600 heads of lettuce in 1/2 an hour."
(Waehrend einem Savage/Avalanche )
HEENAN: "I heard the air go out of Savage... both ends."
(Waehrend einem Sherri/Rockin' Robin match) HEENAN: "Come on Sherri! I've got a double whopper riding on this!"
(Waehrend einem Saba Simba match)
HEENAN: "Gorilla, do you know what Saba Simba means?"
Monsoon: "Yes, it means 7 Lions."
HEENAN: "No, it means Room Service."
(Ueber die WWF und family entertainment)
HEENAN: "You can even bring the dog. That's so McGuirk (the ring announcer) has something to do during intermissions."
(Heenan ueber die Bushwackers)
Heenan: "They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children!"
(Als Bret Hart seine Brille einem kleinen Fan schenkt)
-Heenan: "There he is, buying fans again."
(immer wenn Heenan was schlaues sagte)
Heenan: "Do you think this "Brain" thing is a gimmick?"
Heenan: "I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages."
(als das Puplikum USA Chanten)
-Heenan: "It's a shame Tony that Tupelo, Mississippi isn't part of the U.S.A."
-JR: -"I did not see the tag!"
-Macho Man: -"There wasn't one."
-Heenan: -"You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes."
-JR: -"I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it."
-Heenan: -"Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma."
-Marshall:"Good observation Brain!"
-Heenan:"That's why I am called The Brain! And why I am here on (TBS) The Brain Station!"