26.04.2006, 10:09
Wie koennten die Schlagzeilen aus dem Jahr 2026 aussehen?
“Vancouver Canucks win 20th consecutive Stanley Cup!”
“Riot in Toronto after Maple Leafs miss NHL playoffs for the 19th consecutive season”
“Professional golfer Todd Bertuzzi files lawsuit against Steve Moore Jr.”
“Toronto Maple Leafs: 52 years and counting without Cup Stanley.”
(Das Wort “Lord” ist im Jahre 2026 verbannt worden aus Toronto)
“Rolling Stones Announce Tour Dates”
und folgende habe ich gefunden:
“Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.“
“Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage”
“Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan Syria and Lebanon). “
“France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.”
“Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.”
“George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.”
“85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the key to weight loss.”
“Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.”
“Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.”
“Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.”
“Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.”
“Florida and Ohio voters still having trouble with voting machines.”
“Vancouver Canucks win 20th consecutive Stanley Cup!”
“Riot in Toronto after Maple Leafs miss NHL playoffs for the 19th consecutive season”
“Professional golfer Todd Bertuzzi files lawsuit against Steve Moore Jr.”
“Toronto Maple Leafs: 52 years and counting without Cup Stanley.”
(Das Wort “Lord” ist im Jahre 2026 verbannt worden aus Toronto)
“Rolling Stones Announce Tour Dates”
und folgende habe ich gefunden:
“Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.“
“Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage”
“Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan Syria and Lebanon). “
“France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.”
“Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.”
“George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.”
“85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise are the key to weight loss.”
“Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.”
“Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.”
“Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.”
“Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.”
“Florida and Ohio voters still having trouble with voting machines.”