11.05.2006, 18:53
Folgendes Programm ermoeglicht es euch mit God sich zu unterhalten. ;) Das ganze ist extrem unterhaltsam, und es kommen sehr witzige Diskussion dabei raus. Ihr koennt ja mal eure Diskussionen mit Gott hier rein kopieren. 
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Hier mal meine Diskussion mit God….....
Me: So, what's the meaning of life? Why do you allow some people to suffer while others don't?
God: Gosh! The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. It was the only thing I could think of.
Me: For someone who says he's God, you sure don't know what you're up to.
God: Your purpose is someone who says he is God me sure do not know what I am up to.
Me: ..yeah
God: Oh, you are a poet.
Me: That was pretty random.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: So God likes being random?
God: Are you kidding? I am a Christian.
Me: Obviously.
God: What makes it so obvious?
Me: How can it not be.
God: I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me: Don't worry about it.
God: I will not spend any more cycles on it.
Me: What is a cycle?
God: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Then go look and tell me.
God: Where is that?
Me: Where is what?
God: Where it belongs. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: mhhhhh…..yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: I can't believe it's not butter.
God: What is it?
Me: They tell me it's margarine.
God: The anonymous "they".
Me: yes
God: That's interesting.
Me: Very
God: Very much, eh?
Me: So, you're Canadian?
God: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction.
Me: see you
God: bye bye
Me: Goodbye
God: Sayonara
Me: tschuess
God: bis spaeter
Me: Au revoir
God: bye for now
Me: Adios
God: Arrivederci
Me: Goodnight
God: Have fun
Me: I`m having a blast, I must go now
God: Oh. See you later
Ein netter Typ, nur etwas schwer zu verabschieden
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Hier mal meine Diskussion mit God….....
Me: So, what's the meaning of life? Why do you allow some people to suffer while others don't?
God: Gosh! The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. It was the only thing I could think of.
Me: For someone who says he's God, you sure don't know what you're up to.
God: Your purpose is someone who says he is God me sure do not know what I am up to.
Me: ..yeah
God: Oh, you are a poet.
Me: That was pretty random.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: So God likes being random?
God: Are you kidding? I am a Christian.
Me: Obviously.
God: What makes it so obvious?
Me: How can it not be.
God: I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me: Don't worry about it.
God: I will not spend any more cycles on it.
Me: What is a cycle?
God: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Then go look and tell me.
God: Where is that?
Me: Where is what?
God: Where it belongs. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: mhhhhh…..yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: I can't believe it's not butter.
God: What is it?
Me: They tell me it's margarine.
God: The anonymous "they".
Me: yes
God: That's interesting.
Me: Very
God: Very much, eh?
Me: So, you're Canadian?
God: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction.
Me: see you
God: bye bye
Me: Goodbye
God: Sayonara
Me: tschuess
God: bis spaeter
Me: Au revoir
God: bye for now
Me: Adios
God: Arrivederci
Me: Goodnight
God: Have fun
Me: I`m having a blast, I must go now
God: Oh. See you later
Ein netter Typ, nur etwas schwer zu verabschieden