05.02.2007, 15:18
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At age 49 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
Rocko Mavia: At age 64 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
-->Chuck Norris: At age 88 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.
At age 49 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.
Rocko Mavia: At age 64 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.
-->Chuck Norris: At age 88 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.