30.05.2007, 09:50
-Ric Flair als Verkaeufer bei Burger King:
Flair:“WOOOO!!! Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?”
Kunde:”Yes, I'd like the Whopper Valu-meal, please???”
Flair:”I'll make you a deal, a deal of a lifetime, Daddy-O . .you look like a Wheelin` Dealin, Kiss Stealin' SUNUVAGUN!!!! And I say . . .why eat a burger and coke when you can have WHOO!!!! CAVIAR AND CHAMPAGNE, ALL NIGHT LONG!!”
Kunde:”Well, actually, a burger is just fine . . .”
Flair ueber den Lautsprecher:“ONE ORDER OF CAVIAR AND PINK CHAMPAGNE!!! WOOOO!!!!!WOOOO!!!!!!! That will be $497 please.”
-Ric Flair als Tankstellenwart.
Flair:“15 Dollar. (Kunde bezahlt $20). Here's your change . .”
Kunde:”Wait a minute, you just gave me $50 back?”
Flair:“Buddy, this road is paved with GOLD!!! WOOOO!!! I want you to take that $50, take that little lady of yours in the front seat, and wine and dine her . . ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
Kunde:”But this woman is my 18 year old daughter!”
Flair (beginnt mit tanzen):“WOOOO!! CALL YOUR WIFE!!! HERE'S ANOTHER 50!!! DROP THAT DIME AND TELL HER TO COME OVER TO THE NATURE BOY'S HOUSE AND I'LL LET YOUR DAUGHTER TIE ME UP, WE GONNA RIDE SPAAAAAAAACE MOUNTAINNNNNNNN!!! WOOOO! WOOOOOOO!”
*Kunde flieht mit Motorrad*
Flair:“I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES, OKAY FELLA??? WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”
-Vince McMahon als Verkaeufer bei McDonald.
Vince:“Welcome to Ronny Mac's. What do you want?”
Kunde:”I'd like a Quarter Pounder with cheese.”
Vince:”I'm sure you would like a Quarter Pounder with cheese. In fact, some people might even say you DESERVE a Quarter Pounder with cheese. And it would be easy for me to give you that Quarter Pounder with cheese... But first, you're gonna have to eat a Filet-O-Fish! If you can get that Filet-O-Fish down, then you can have your Quarter Pounder with cheese tonight.”
-Vince McMahon als Lotto Verkaeufer.
Kunde:““I'd like five lotto tickets please.”
Vince (Evil):”You'd like five lotto tickets.”
Kunde:”Yes”
Vince:”So I guess you're feeling pretty lucky tonight, is that right?”
Kunde:”Well, I don't know. I just like to play the lottery.”
Vince:”You just like to play the lottery. OK, I'll give you your damn tickets. But with one little stipulation I've just decided to add, because I can do that after all. If you don't win the lottery tonight, you're out of a job.”
Kunde:”WHAT? I don't even work here!”
Vince:”And if you lose tonight, you never will. I hope I've made myself perfectly clear.”
Kunde:”Uh, yeah. Sure.”
-Vince McMahon als Kellner.
Kunde:“Sir? Sir? Could I have refill on my coffee please?”
Vince:”I'm sorry, that's not my table.”
Kunde:”Look, pal, I don't care whose table this is, my coffee's cold, and I need a refill.”
Vince (flippt aus):”PAL??? NO, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, "PAL" . . YOU CAN TAKE YOUR COFFEE . .AND GO STRAIGHT TO HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!”
Flair:“WOOOO!!! Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?”
Kunde:”Yes, I'd like the Whopper Valu-meal, please???”
Flair:”I'll make you a deal, a deal of a lifetime, Daddy-O . .you look like a Wheelin` Dealin, Kiss Stealin' SUNUVAGUN!!!! And I say . . .why eat a burger and coke when you can have WHOO!!!! CAVIAR AND CHAMPAGNE, ALL NIGHT LONG!!”
Kunde:”Well, actually, a burger is just fine . . .”
Flair ueber den Lautsprecher:“ONE ORDER OF CAVIAR AND PINK CHAMPAGNE!!! WOOOO!!!!!WOOOO!!!!!!! That will be $497 please.”
-Ric Flair als Tankstellenwart.
Flair:“15 Dollar. (Kunde bezahlt $20). Here's your change . .”
Kunde:”Wait a minute, you just gave me $50 back?”
Flair:“Buddy, this road is paved with GOLD!!! WOOOO!!! I want you to take that $50, take that little lady of yours in the front seat, and wine and dine her . . ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!”
Kunde:”But this woman is my 18 year old daughter!”
Flair (beginnt mit tanzen):“WOOOO!! CALL YOUR WIFE!!! HERE'S ANOTHER 50!!! DROP THAT DIME AND TELL HER TO COME OVER TO THE NATURE BOY'S HOUSE AND I'LL LET YOUR DAUGHTER TIE ME UP, WE GONNA RIDE SPAAAAAAAACE MOUNTAINNNNNNNN!!! WOOOO! WOOOOOOO!”
*Kunde flieht mit Motorrad*
Flair:“I'LL SEE YOU IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES, OKAY FELLA??? WOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!”
-Vince McMahon als Verkaeufer bei McDonald.
Vince:“Welcome to Ronny Mac's. What do you want?”
Kunde:”I'd like a Quarter Pounder with cheese.”
Vince:”I'm sure you would like a Quarter Pounder with cheese. In fact, some people might even say you DESERVE a Quarter Pounder with cheese. And it would be easy for me to give you that Quarter Pounder with cheese... But first, you're gonna have to eat a Filet-O-Fish! If you can get that Filet-O-Fish down, then you can have your Quarter Pounder with cheese tonight.”
-Vince McMahon als Lotto Verkaeufer.
Kunde:““I'd like five lotto tickets please.”
Vince (Evil):”You'd like five lotto tickets.”
Kunde:”Yes”
Vince:”So I guess you're feeling pretty lucky tonight, is that right?”
Kunde:”Well, I don't know. I just like to play the lottery.”
Vince:”You just like to play the lottery. OK, I'll give you your damn tickets. But with one little stipulation I've just decided to add, because I can do that after all. If you don't win the lottery tonight, you're out of a job.”
Kunde:”WHAT? I don't even work here!”
Vince:”And if you lose tonight, you never will. I hope I've made myself perfectly clear.”
Kunde:”Uh, yeah. Sure.”
-Vince McMahon als Kellner.
Kunde:“Sir? Sir? Could I have refill on my coffee please?”
Vince:”I'm sorry, that's not my table.”
Kunde:”Look, pal, I don't care whose table this is, my coffee's cold, and I need a refill.”
Vince (flippt aus):”PAL??? NO, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, "PAL" . . YOU CAN TAKE YOUR COFFEE . .AND GO STRAIGHT TO HEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!”