01.08.2002, 20:41
Ja, da werde ich mal ein Beispiel mfür eine Fan Story posten und es wird WWF does Robin Hood sein...ziemlich lustig, ich werde es aber in etwas kleineren Abschnitten posten und nicht immer ein kapitel pro Post...das wäre zu lang...ich würde mich über Reviews freuen, ich denke mal zu schwer dürfte es nicht zu verstehen sein, da es ja viel auf altbekannte Catchphrases aufgebaut ist!
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
GOOD GUYS
RVD AS ROBIN HOOD (Hero and egomaniac)
Rob: Then again, who’s better to be (thumb thing) Robin Hood than (thumb thing) Rob Van Dam?
KANE AS LITTLE JOHN (Who’s anything but little)
Kane: What are you lookin’ at?
MICK FOLEY AS FRIAR TUCK (No story’s complete without Foley.)
Mick: It’s good to be right here, in Sherwood Forest!
[FX: Cheap Pop]
ROCK, AUSTIN, RIC FLAIR AND HURRICANE AS OTHER MERRY MEN-
Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa! There is no way that The Rock is gonna wear wussy green tights!
Hurricane: Citizen Rock, I wear green all the time and I’m not a wuss!
Rock: Wanna bet, Hurri-Dork?
Austin: He’s right Rock. What? I said he’s right. I mean, you’ve got to have- Robin Hood [What?] Little John, [What?] Friar Tuck [What?] and the other merry men. [What?] Now, since they didn’t pick “Stone Cold” Steve Austin [What?] I said since they didn’t pick “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to be any of those other parts, I’m happy to wear the tights. WHAT? I said I’m happy to wear the tights. So quit yer yapping and get in the costume.
Ric: WHOO! I don’t care if I gotta wear tights, I’m still gonna style and profile!
(He throws off his shirt.) Cos I’m still a limo ridin’ lear jet flyin’, wheelin’, dealin’ woman stealin’ son of a gun! WHOO!
Rock: Hey, hey, hey try and keep your clothes on Ric!
(Ric ignores Rock and begins to strut around.)
BAD GUYS
VINCE MCMAHON AS PRINCE JOHN
Vince: Prince? I’m a McMahon damn it! I should be King!
CHRIS JERICHO AS THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM
Jericho: Hey, I’m the undisputed champion, why wouldn’t I play a character who is LARGER THAN LIFE!
TEST AND CHRISTIAN AS SHERIFF’S THUGS
Test: But I have immunity! I can do whatever I want, so why should I play nothing more then a goon?
Christian: Hey man, chill. Robin Hood is a classical European legend. And who knows more about Europe then (sings) CHRISTIAN! Champion of Europe!
BOOKER T AS GUY OF GISBOURNE
Booker: (Really terrible British accent) Canst thou dig it, sucka?
ALSO STARRING:
THE HARDY BOYZ AND DDP AS THE PRINCE'S PAGES
Matt: How come we're just pages?
Jeff: Yeah, I mean I've got an entire book.
(Matt smacks him up the head for being so stupid.)
DDP: It's not a bad thing that I'm just playing a page it's a good thing. (Smile.) Why, uh, gee well, it just is, okay?
THE UNDERTAKER AS SIR MARK DE CALLOWAY
Undertaker: This author ain't showing me any respect!
JUST REMEMBER, I HAVE POWER OVER YOU, I CAN DRESS YOU IN A PINK TU-TU AND MAKE YOU BALLET DANCE IF I WANTED!
Undertaker: Never mind!
KURT ANGLE AS SIR KURT DE ANGLE
Kurt: I get a cool knight suit. It's true, it's true.
LITA AS MAID MARION'S BEST FRIEND
Jeff: Yay! Lita's in this story.
Matt: She's mine Jeff.
Jeff: Remember, you dumped her?
Matt: Oh yeah, and I also forgot I'm not speaking to you! (He turns his back to Jeff.)
AND LASTLY, STEPHANIE AS MAID MARION!
Rob: Cool. But then again everything’s cool when you’re (thumb thing) RVD!
Jericho: WHAT?! That filthy, vile, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho is Maid Marion?! Or, cos it’s Steph is it LAID MARION?
Stephanie: I didn’t come here to be insulted Jericho!
Jericho: So where do you usually go?
RVD: Hey that’s my girl!
Rock: Your girl?
RVD: Didn’t you notice the way she behaved around me? The chicks can’t resist (Thumb thing) RVD!
Kane: Sick freak.
Rock: Hey that’s The Rock’s line!
Mick: Guys, we better get started now, people are starting to watch Al Snow matches!
(Just then Al comes from nowhere and goes postal on Mick with Head.)
Hurricane: We must help! Citizen Foley is being given Head!
(Everyone laughs at this.)
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So das war die Vorstellung der Darsteller dieser kleinen geschichte!
Ihr dürft jetzt schon Meinungen ablassen.
WWF DOES ROBIN HOOD
CAST OF CHARACTERS:
GOOD GUYS
RVD AS ROBIN HOOD (Hero and egomaniac)
Rob: Then again, who’s better to be (thumb thing) Robin Hood than (thumb thing) Rob Van Dam?
KANE AS LITTLE JOHN (Who’s anything but little)
Kane: What are you lookin’ at?
MICK FOLEY AS FRIAR TUCK (No story’s complete without Foley.)
Mick: It’s good to be right here, in Sherwood Forest!
[FX: Cheap Pop]
ROCK, AUSTIN, RIC FLAIR AND HURRICANE AS OTHER MERRY MEN-
Rock: Whoa, whoa, whoa! There is no way that The Rock is gonna wear wussy green tights!
Hurricane: Citizen Rock, I wear green all the time and I’m not a wuss!
Rock: Wanna bet, Hurri-Dork?
Austin: He’s right Rock. What? I said he’s right. I mean, you’ve got to have- Robin Hood [What?] Little John, [What?] Friar Tuck [What?] and the other merry men. [What?] Now, since they didn’t pick “Stone Cold” Steve Austin [What?] I said since they didn’t pick “Stone Cold” Steve Austin to be any of those other parts, I’m happy to wear the tights. WHAT? I said I’m happy to wear the tights. So quit yer yapping and get in the costume.
Ric: WHOO! I don’t care if I gotta wear tights, I’m still gonna style and profile!
(He throws off his shirt.) Cos I’m still a limo ridin’ lear jet flyin’, wheelin’, dealin’ woman stealin’ son of a gun! WHOO!
Rock: Hey, hey, hey try and keep your clothes on Ric!
(Ric ignores Rock and begins to strut around.)
BAD GUYS
VINCE MCMAHON AS PRINCE JOHN
Vince: Prince? I’m a McMahon damn it! I should be King!
CHRIS JERICHO AS THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM
Jericho: Hey, I’m the undisputed champion, why wouldn’t I play a character who is LARGER THAN LIFE!
TEST AND CHRISTIAN AS SHERIFF’S THUGS
Test: But I have immunity! I can do whatever I want, so why should I play nothing more then a goon?
Christian: Hey man, chill. Robin Hood is a classical European legend. And who knows more about Europe then (sings) CHRISTIAN! Champion of Europe!
BOOKER T AS GUY OF GISBOURNE
Booker: (Really terrible British accent) Canst thou dig it, sucka?
ALSO STARRING:
THE HARDY BOYZ AND DDP AS THE PRINCE'S PAGES
Matt: How come we're just pages?
Jeff: Yeah, I mean I've got an entire book.
(Matt smacks him up the head for being so stupid.)
DDP: It's not a bad thing that I'm just playing a page it's a good thing. (Smile.) Why, uh, gee well, it just is, okay?
THE UNDERTAKER AS SIR MARK DE CALLOWAY
Undertaker: This author ain't showing me any respect!
JUST REMEMBER, I HAVE POWER OVER YOU, I CAN DRESS YOU IN A PINK TU-TU AND MAKE YOU BALLET DANCE IF I WANTED!
Undertaker: Never mind!
KURT ANGLE AS SIR KURT DE ANGLE
Kurt: I get a cool knight suit. It's true, it's true.
LITA AS MAID MARION'S BEST FRIEND
Jeff: Yay! Lita's in this story.
Matt: She's mine Jeff.
Jeff: Remember, you dumped her?
Matt: Oh yeah, and I also forgot I'm not speaking to you! (He turns his back to Jeff.)
AND LASTLY, STEPHANIE AS MAID MARION!
Rob: Cool. But then again everything’s cool when you’re (thumb thing) RVD!
Jericho: WHAT?! That filthy, vile, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag ho is Maid Marion?! Or, cos it’s Steph is it LAID MARION?
Stephanie: I didn’t come here to be insulted Jericho!
Jericho: So where do you usually go?
RVD: Hey that’s my girl!
Rock: Your girl?
RVD: Didn’t you notice the way she behaved around me? The chicks can’t resist (Thumb thing) RVD!
Kane: Sick freak.
Rock: Hey that’s The Rock’s line!
Mick: Guys, we better get started now, people are starting to watch Al Snow matches!
(Just then Al comes from nowhere and goes postal on Mick with Head.)
Hurricane: We must help! Citizen Foley is being given Head!
(Everyone laughs at this.)
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So das war die Vorstellung der Darsteller dieser kleinen geschichte!
Ihr dürft jetzt schon Meinungen ablassen.