01.08.2002, 21:53
hab einfach mal in suchmaschinen eingegeben fan fics+wwf und dann kommt man da auf solche seiten....btw: wir schalten jetzt ins Lager der Bösen...und die anderen user dürfen auch posten... 
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MEANWHILE AT THE PRINCE’S PALACE…
(We see Vince on the throne. He is obviously talking to someone.)
Vince: Damn it Maid Marion! You’re going to marry the Sheriff!
Voice: No, anything but that, please! You can’t make me!
Vince: (turns around) Shut up Jericho!
(We zoom out and see Jericho clinging to the prince’s chair, begging for mercy. Stephanie is standing before the throne.)
Stephanie: If you insist, my sweet, caring guardian.
Jericho: No, there must be some way out of this. Why should I marry that-
Vince: May I remind you Sheriff of what happened to your predecessor?
(We cut and see William Regal in a torture chamber getting a stink face from Rikishi.)
Vince: Do you too want to ‘pucker up’ and face the wrath of a never ending stink face?
Jericho: How about I make a suggestion then, your highness?
Vince: Very well then.
Jericho: We have a wrestling tournament, and the winner of it gets Maid Marion’s hand in marriage? And we charge people admission and they have to buy their food. We shall only allow say, 8 people to compete.
Vince: I have an excellent idea. We have a wrestling tournament, and the winner of it gets Maid Marion’s hand in marriage. And we charge people admission and they have to buy their food. And to be fair, only 8 people to compete. And Sheriff, you’ll be one of those eight!
Jericho: Crap!
(We cut to outside the main throne room. Christian and Test are listening in on this.)
Christian: Hear that man? We can totally enter the tournament to get to marry that chick.
Test: I used to be engaged to her ya know.
Christian: You weren’t.
Test: I was so!
Christian: Well, what was she like at, ya know-
Test: She dumped me before I could find out. But if I enter the tournament I can get her back.
Christian: I think I’ll enter too.
(Hurricane walks up to them dressed as a town crier.)
Hurricane: Excuse me gentlemen, I am Clark of Kent, I’m the new town crier. What are you talking about?
Test: The sheriff’s holding a wrestling tournament. The winner gets to marry his ward Maid Marion.
Christian: But only eight people can enter.
Hurricane: Interesting.
(He slides off. Booker T was walking by and heard this. He takes out a script and reads from it.)
Booker: (terrible accent and even worse acting) Hmm. I shall enter this tournament, so I may marry into the royal family. I can become even more rich and powerful, plus I can finally lose my virginity. Huh? (Normal) Who wrote that?
(We cut to the forest and see Rock laughing as he scribbles lines in the script. Hurricane is with RVD.)
Hurricane: -And the winner gets to marry Maid Marion.
RVD: Cool.
Mick: It might be a trap Robin. The Prince knows of your tremendous wrestling ability and could try and arrest you.
RVD: But I love Maid Marion. I’ve known her since we were kids, and I want to be with her forever.
(Austin turns to Ric. Austin opens his mouth and puts two fingers in and makes vomiting sounds.)
Ric: I know. I hate romance too.
Rock: The Rock says you could wear a mask.
RVD: Hey, that’s a cool thought Rock. But then again-
All: -Everything’s cool when you're(Thumb thing) Robin Hood!
RVD: Yeah. Now let’s go get some food.
(We cut to another area of the forest. The Sheriff and some soldiers are on horse back with bows and arrows.)
Jericho: Okay you worthless ass clowns! We’re gonna make sure no one’s hunting the Prince’s animals, as this IS his forest. Now let’s go!
(We see a deer feeding on the grass. We see Austin hiding behind a bush. He reaches for an arrow then places it carefully in place. He makes sure to be quiet. He is about to shoot when Ric comes up behind him.)
Ric: WHOO! What’re you doin?!
(Austin is startled and ends up shooting the arrow into the air and the deer runs away. Austin turns to Ric pissed off.)
Austin: DON’T DO THAT! WHAT? I SAID DON’T DO THAT! YA SCARED THE DEER OFF!
(He stuns Ric.)
(We cut to the sheriff and co. An arrow drops out of the sky and gets Jericho in the forehead.)
Jericho: OW! My precious, beautiful face!
(He pulls the arrow out. He looks at it.)
Jericho: This belongs to one of Robin Hood’s men. I know because it says on it ‘You got shot by Robin Hood and his merry men.’
(He produces a sword.)
Jericho: Come on men! We’ll arrest them. Hurting the Sheriff’s face is a hanging offence!
(Jericho and the others walk into part of the forest.)
Jericho: Wait.
(He throws a stone at the ground and it falls to reveal a pit.)
(They walk around the hole.)
Jericho: I was expecting something more original.
(Just then a bucket at the end of a rope comes swinging from the trees. They stop and it goes by.)
Jericho: The old ‘Home Alone’ trick.
(Just then a giant log falls on top of them all. We cut up to the trees and see Mick and Kane perched on a branch.)
Mick: He obviously didn’t see Home Alone 2.
(Just then Robin and the merry men all jump out and beat down Jericho and the others.)
Kane: Hey they get all the fun.
(Kane jumps off the branch and clotheslines one of the men.)
Mick: That looks fun. I’ll try it!
(Mick jumps down and lands on top of three men. We see Ric has one in the Figure four, Hurricane gets the Eye of the Hurricane, Rock does a Rock Bottom etc. Eventually RVD picks up a battered Jericho.)
RVD: Now Sheriff, go and tell the Prince that Sherwood Forest is no longer his forest, it’s (Thumb thing) Robin Hood’s!
(Jericho and the others run away.)
Jericho: I’ll get you back Robin Hood! But first I gotta win Maid Marion in the tournament. (Aside) I don’t have to kiss her do I?
Director: Yes.
Jericho: Damn! Do any of you want this role?
All: No.
Jericho: Just my luck!
(We cut to the palace.)
Lita: Hey Steph, I'll swop characters with you.
Stephanie: No way. You only want it because you want in Jericho's pants.
Lita: Of course. I mean it's not as if that's not YOUR reason for playing Maid Marion.
(Jeff then appears.)
Jeff: You can get in MY pants anytime ladies.
(Jeff then gets a double slap. He walks away.)
Jeff: (to self) They want me.
Stephanie: And how dare you claim I have any feelings for Jericho.
Lita: Then how come you have that big shrine devoted to him?
(We zoom out and see an entire wall of the room is taken up with Jericho posters, stories from magazines about him and several televisions with Jericho matches and interviews on them.)
Stephanie: Uh… hey isn't it time for the banquet?
Lita: Yeah. Let's go.
(We cut to the dining room of the palace. There is a banquet going on. The prince reaches for some food, when suddenly we hear a large crash. The prince turns to a servant.)
Vince: Remind me never to invite the Barons of Dudleyville to a banquet again.
Servant: Yes sir.
(We see that Buh-Buh and D-Von had 3D’d someone through the table.)
Buh-Buh: (to person) That’s what happens when you insult the noble duchess of Dudleyville.
(He takes a seat again next to Stacy who is wearing an elegant dress. We then see Bradshaw and Farooq seated next to them drinking.)
Buh-Buh: And from what house do you two men come from?
Bradshaw: The house of uh, I dunno I’m too drunk to remember.
Buh-Buh: The house Uh, I dunno I'm too drunk to remember? Never heard of it.
Bradshaw: No, what I mean is I'm too drunk to remember the name of the royal house I come from.
Farooq: Man, you're too drunk to even remember your own name.
Bradshaw: Good point.
(They toast and chug down the wine. We then cut to Jericho who is seated next to Stephanie. She is holding a pie.)
Stephanie: Would the sheriff care for a piece of my pie?
(Jericho, who was drinking from a goblet spits out his drink.)
Jericho: What? (He then notices the pie.) Oh, no thanks. I haven’t felt okay since that moron Robin Hood and his thugs beat the crap outta me. I’m a SHERIFF! I should be respected.
(Undertaker then comes over to him.)
Undertaker: Let me tell ya something boy. I’ve been a knight loyal to the prince longer than anybody, and I don’t get any respect. But I’ll tell ya something, after tommorow when I win that tournament, everyone will respect me.
Vince: That reminds me. (He stands up.) Ladies and gentlemen, tommorow there will be a wrestling tournament. The winner of which will get Maid Marion of the house of McMahon’s hand in marriage. And my own Sheriff of Nottingham will compete.
(There is applause.)
Jericho: (aside) Your majesty, I’ve got an aunt who is very ill and she really wants me to-
Vince: I have no more time for your excuses Sheriff.
(Kurt Angle then steps up.)
Kurt: Your highness, don’t worry. Even if the sheriff, who I never thought was fit for his job, doesn’t win. I guarantee I will win. It’s true. It’s true.
Vince: I’m glad to hear that Sir Kurt.
Jericho: (murmurs) Kiss ass.
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Jaha zu dieser Zeit hatte jericho noch grosse Probleme mit Stephanie.... ...wer wohl das turnier gewinnen wird....
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MEANWHILE AT THE PRINCE’S PALACE…
(We see Vince on the throne. He is obviously talking to someone.)
Vince: Damn it Maid Marion! You’re going to marry the Sheriff!
Voice: No, anything but that, please! You can’t make me!
Vince: (turns around) Shut up Jericho!
(We zoom out and see Jericho clinging to the prince’s chair, begging for mercy. Stephanie is standing before the throne.)
Stephanie: If you insist, my sweet, caring guardian.
Jericho: No, there must be some way out of this. Why should I marry that-
Vince: May I remind you Sheriff of what happened to your predecessor?
(We cut and see William Regal in a torture chamber getting a stink face from Rikishi.)
Vince: Do you too want to ‘pucker up’ and face the wrath of a never ending stink face?
Jericho: How about I make a suggestion then, your highness?
Vince: Very well then.
Jericho: We have a wrestling tournament, and the winner of it gets Maid Marion’s hand in marriage? And we charge people admission and they have to buy their food. We shall only allow say, 8 people to compete.
Vince: I have an excellent idea. We have a wrestling tournament, and the winner of it gets Maid Marion’s hand in marriage. And we charge people admission and they have to buy their food. And to be fair, only 8 people to compete. And Sheriff, you’ll be one of those eight!
Jericho: Crap!
(We cut to outside the main throne room. Christian and Test are listening in on this.)
Christian: Hear that man? We can totally enter the tournament to get to marry that chick.
Test: I used to be engaged to her ya know.
Christian: You weren’t.
Test: I was so!
Christian: Well, what was she like at, ya know-
Test: She dumped me before I could find out. But if I enter the tournament I can get her back.
Christian: I think I’ll enter too.
(Hurricane walks up to them dressed as a town crier.)
Hurricane: Excuse me gentlemen, I am Clark of Kent, I’m the new town crier. What are you talking about?
Test: The sheriff’s holding a wrestling tournament. The winner gets to marry his ward Maid Marion.
Christian: But only eight people can enter.
Hurricane: Interesting.
(He slides off. Booker T was walking by and heard this. He takes out a script and reads from it.)
Booker: (terrible accent and even worse acting) Hmm. I shall enter this tournament, so I may marry into the royal family. I can become even more rich and powerful, plus I can finally lose my virginity. Huh? (Normal) Who wrote that?
(We cut to the forest and see Rock laughing as he scribbles lines in the script. Hurricane is with RVD.)
Hurricane: -And the winner gets to marry Maid Marion.
RVD: Cool.
Mick: It might be a trap Robin. The Prince knows of your tremendous wrestling ability and could try and arrest you.
RVD: But I love Maid Marion. I’ve known her since we were kids, and I want to be with her forever.
(Austin turns to Ric. Austin opens his mouth and puts two fingers in and makes vomiting sounds.)
Ric: I know. I hate romance too.
Rock: The Rock says you could wear a mask.
RVD: Hey, that’s a cool thought Rock. But then again-
All: -Everything’s cool when you're(Thumb thing) Robin Hood!
RVD: Yeah. Now let’s go get some food.
(We cut to another area of the forest. The Sheriff and some soldiers are on horse back with bows and arrows.)
Jericho: Okay you worthless ass clowns! We’re gonna make sure no one’s hunting the Prince’s animals, as this IS his forest. Now let’s go!
(We see a deer feeding on the grass. We see Austin hiding behind a bush. He reaches for an arrow then places it carefully in place. He makes sure to be quiet. He is about to shoot when Ric comes up behind him.)
Ric: WHOO! What’re you doin?!
(Austin is startled and ends up shooting the arrow into the air and the deer runs away. Austin turns to Ric pissed off.)
Austin: DON’T DO THAT! WHAT? I SAID DON’T DO THAT! YA SCARED THE DEER OFF!
(He stuns Ric.)
(We cut to the sheriff and co. An arrow drops out of the sky and gets Jericho in the forehead.)
Jericho: OW! My precious, beautiful face!
(He pulls the arrow out. He looks at it.)
Jericho: This belongs to one of Robin Hood’s men. I know because it says on it ‘You got shot by Robin Hood and his merry men.’
(He produces a sword.)
Jericho: Come on men! We’ll arrest them. Hurting the Sheriff’s face is a hanging offence!
(Jericho and the others walk into part of the forest.)
Jericho: Wait.
(He throws a stone at the ground and it falls to reveal a pit.)
(They walk around the hole.)
Jericho: I was expecting something more original.
(Just then a bucket at the end of a rope comes swinging from the trees. They stop and it goes by.)
Jericho: The old ‘Home Alone’ trick.
(Just then a giant log falls on top of them all. We cut up to the trees and see Mick and Kane perched on a branch.)
Mick: He obviously didn’t see Home Alone 2.
(Just then Robin and the merry men all jump out and beat down Jericho and the others.)
Kane: Hey they get all the fun.
(Kane jumps off the branch and clotheslines one of the men.)
Mick: That looks fun. I’ll try it!
(Mick jumps down and lands on top of three men. We see Ric has one in the Figure four, Hurricane gets the Eye of the Hurricane, Rock does a Rock Bottom etc. Eventually RVD picks up a battered Jericho.)
RVD: Now Sheriff, go and tell the Prince that Sherwood Forest is no longer his forest, it’s (Thumb thing) Robin Hood’s!
(Jericho and the others run away.)
Jericho: I’ll get you back Robin Hood! But first I gotta win Maid Marion in the tournament. (Aside) I don’t have to kiss her do I?
Director: Yes.
Jericho: Damn! Do any of you want this role?
All: No.
Jericho: Just my luck!
(We cut to the palace.)
Lita: Hey Steph, I'll swop characters with you.
Stephanie: No way. You only want it because you want in Jericho's pants.
Lita: Of course. I mean it's not as if that's not YOUR reason for playing Maid Marion.
(Jeff then appears.)
Jeff: You can get in MY pants anytime ladies.
(Jeff then gets a double slap. He walks away.)
Jeff: (to self) They want me.
Stephanie: And how dare you claim I have any feelings for Jericho.
Lita: Then how come you have that big shrine devoted to him?
(We zoom out and see an entire wall of the room is taken up with Jericho posters, stories from magazines about him and several televisions with Jericho matches and interviews on them.)
Stephanie: Uh… hey isn't it time for the banquet?
Lita: Yeah. Let's go.
(We cut to the dining room of the palace. There is a banquet going on. The prince reaches for some food, when suddenly we hear a large crash. The prince turns to a servant.)
Vince: Remind me never to invite the Barons of Dudleyville to a banquet again.
Servant: Yes sir.
(We see that Buh-Buh and D-Von had 3D’d someone through the table.)
Buh-Buh: (to person) That’s what happens when you insult the noble duchess of Dudleyville.
(He takes a seat again next to Stacy who is wearing an elegant dress. We then see Bradshaw and Farooq seated next to them drinking.)
Buh-Buh: And from what house do you two men come from?
Bradshaw: The house of uh, I dunno I’m too drunk to remember.
Buh-Buh: The house Uh, I dunno I'm too drunk to remember? Never heard of it.
Bradshaw: No, what I mean is I'm too drunk to remember the name of the royal house I come from.
Farooq: Man, you're too drunk to even remember your own name.
Bradshaw: Good point.
(They toast and chug down the wine. We then cut to Jericho who is seated next to Stephanie. She is holding a pie.)
Stephanie: Would the sheriff care for a piece of my pie?
(Jericho, who was drinking from a goblet spits out his drink.)
Jericho: What? (He then notices the pie.) Oh, no thanks. I haven’t felt okay since that moron Robin Hood and his thugs beat the crap outta me. I’m a SHERIFF! I should be respected.
(Undertaker then comes over to him.)
Undertaker: Let me tell ya something boy. I’ve been a knight loyal to the prince longer than anybody, and I don’t get any respect. But I’ll tell ya something, after tommorow when I win that tournament, everyone will respect me.
Vince: That reminds me. (He stands up.) Ladies and gentlemen, tommorow there will be a wrestling tournament. The winner of which will get Maid Marion of the house of McMahon’s hand in marriage. And my own Sheriff of Nottingham will compete.
(There is applause.)
Jericho: (aside) Your majesty, I’ve got an aunt who is very ill and she really wants me to-
Vince: I have no more time for your excuses Sheriff.
(Kurt Angle then steps up.)
Kurt: Your highness, don’t worry. Even if the sheriff, who I never thought was fit for his job, doesn’t win. I guarantee I will win. It’s true. It’s true.
Vince: I’m glad to hear that Sir Kurt.
Jericho: (murmurs) Kiss ass.
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Jaha zu dieser Zeit hatte jericho noch grosse Probleme mit Stephanie.... ...wer wohl das turnier gewinnen wird....