01.08.2002, 22:47
(We cut to a tent with 'Men's written on it. We hear a flush coming from it before Hurricane leaves. He then sees Test and two thugs talking.)
Test: Okay. So during my match, I'll knock out the referee and you come down and pound the crap outta that mystery guy.
Thug 1: Got it.
Thug 2: You can count on us.
(Hurricane looks shocked. He then strikes a pose.)
Hurricane: I must warn Robin. Hurri-Powers, activate!
(He rushes off. He catches up to RVD.)
Hurricane: I need to see you urgently!
RVD: Oh hi Hurricane. Here to congratulate me on advancing?
Hurricane: No. Listen, for this next match you'll need help-
RVD: I don't need help, I'm (He then remembers not to do the thumb thing.) Well, you know who I am.
Hurricane: But-
RVD: No buts. I can go out there and win on my own.
(RVD then walks into the ring. Test then arrogantly struts into the ring.)
Test: Huh. You got lucky in the first round pal. You should forget about facing me.
RVD: Look horse face, just shut up and wrestle.
(Test looks angry and charges at RVD. We then cut back up to the stands, Hurricane running urgently up to the other merry men.)
Hurricane: My comrades! Come quick, there’s an emergency.
Ric: What, did a kitten get caught up a tree?
Hurricane: No, worse than that! That vile villain Test plans to assault the referee, and then two thugs are gonna interfere.
Austin: What? We’d better stop ‘em!
Rock: Yeah.
Mick: Whoa guys. If we interfere, we’ll be arrested.
(They think.)
Rock: The Rock has an idea.
(We cut and see the two thugs walking by a tent. We see an arm come out and grab them and drag them in. A few seconds later we see Austin and Rock emerge from the tent in the uniforms.)
Austin: Kinda handy they wore our sizes, huh?
Rock: Aw, come on.
(We cut to the ring. Test is being over powered by right hands from RVD. RVD then Irish whips him, but Test reverses it. Test then puts his head down for a back body drop, but RVD leaps over him. Test looks up confused. He then turns around and gets a spinning heel kick from RVD. RVD then does the Rolling Thunder for a two count. We then cut to the royal box.)
Vince: That was a close count.
(We cut back to ringside. Test is up to a knee. He lunges forward to clothesline RVD, but RVD leaps up and the referee gets decked. RVD and Test continue to fight. At one point Test gets RVD with a pump handle slam. Just then Rock and Austin come down.)
Test: About time you guys made it.
(Just then Rock and Austin pound seven shades of snot out of Test. RVD has now recovered. He climbs to the top rope and hits the five star frog splash. Austin revives the referee and he counts the three. We cut back to the royal box.)
Vince: Very bizarre. Why would two of my men help that mystery guy win?
(We then cut to Jericho, who whispers to the camera)
Jericho: Of course, I know the truth but there’s no way I’m letting the prince know. Cos I don’t care if Robin wins, I’m not marrying Maid Marion!
(Kurt then walks over.)
Kurt: Sheriff, who are you talking to?
Jericho: Oh, no one.
Kurt: Okay.
(We then cut to Jeff and Matt, who are sitting on the grass sulking.)
Matt: I can’t believe we got fired from being pages. Now we’ll have to be squires.
Jeff: That’ll suck. It would mean the only girl I could get would be a horse.
Matt: I didn’t know Test had a sister.
(Test then comes and beats up the Hardys.)
Test: I DON’T LOOK LIKE A HORSE!
Jeff: Nay, you do. Get it? Horse, neigh?
(We then see two grave stones, inscribed on them are the names ‘Matt Hardy’ and ‘Jeff Hardy’.)
Matt: (muffled) This is all your fault Jeff!
Jeff: Leave me alone, I wanna rot in peace!
(We cut back to the royal box.)
Vince: Up next the Sheriff will fight Sir Mark.
Jericho: Oh man! Do I have to?
All: YES!
Jericho: No one likes me!
WILL THE SHERIFF WIN? WILL HE HAVE TO MARRY MAID MARION? WILL ROBIN GET HIS LOVE’S HAND IN MARRIAGE? WILL HE REGRET IT? DOES TEST REALLY LOOK LIKE A HORSE? WILL I STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PART OF THE WWF DOES ROBIN HOOD
TO BE CONTINUED
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Ja das war das erste Kapitel von WWE Does Robin Hood!
Wird Jericho wirklich mit einem Alptraum namens Steph äääh Marion konfrontiert werden?
Test: Okay. So during my match, I'll knock out the referee and you come down and pound the crap outta that mystery guy.
Thug 1: Got it.
Thug 2: You can count on us.
(Hurricane looks shocked. He then strikes a pose.)
Hurricane: I must warn Robin. Hurri-Powers, activate!
(He rushes off. He catches up to RVD.)
Hurricane: I need to see you urgently!
RVD: Oh hi Hurricane. Here to congratulate me on advancing?
Hurricane: No. Listen, for this next match you'll need help-
RVD: I don't need help, I'm (He then remembers not to do the thumb thing.) Well, you know who I am.
Hurricane: But-
RVD: No buts. I can go out there and win on my own.
(RVD then walks into the ring. Test then arrogantly struts into the ring.)
Test: Huh. You got lucky in the first round pal. You should forget about facing me.
RVD: Look horse face, just shut up and wrestle.
(Test looks angry and charges at RVD. We then cut back up to the stands, Hurricane running urgently up to the other merry men.)
Hurricane: My comrades! Come quick, there’s an emergency.
Ric: What, did a kitten get caught up a tree?
Hurricane: No, worse than that! That vile villain Test plans to assault the referee, and then two thugs are gonna interfere.
Austin: What? We’d better stop ‘em!
Rock: Yeah.
Mick: Whoa guys. If we interfere, we’ll be arrested.
(They think.)
Rock: The Rock has an idea.
(We cut and see the two thugs walking by a tent. We see an arm come out and grab them and drag them in. A few seconds later we see Austin and Rock emerge from the tent in the uniforms.)
Austin: Kinda handy they wore our sizes, huh?
Rock: Aw, come on.
(We cut to the ring. Test is being over powered by right hands from RVD. RVD then Irish whips him, but Test reverses it. Test then puts his head down for a back body drop, but RVD leaps over him. Test looks up confused. He then turns around and gets a spinning heel kick from RVD. RVD then does the Rolling Thunder for a two count. We then cut to the royal box.)
Vince: That was a close count.
(We cut back to ringside. Test is up to a knee. He lunges forward to clothesline RVD, but RVD leaps up and the referee gets decked. RVD and Test continue to fight. At one point Test gets RVD with a pump handle slam. Just then Rock and Austin come down.)
Test: About time you guys made it.
(Just then Rock and Austin pound seven shades of snot out of Test. RVD has now recovered. He climbs to the top rope and hits the five star frog splash. Austin revives the referee and he counts the three. We cut back to the royal box.)
Vince: Very bizarre. Why would two of my men help that mystery guy win?
(We then cut to Jericho, who whispers to the camera)
Jericho: Of course, I know the truth but there’s no way I’m letting the prince know. Cos I don’t care if Robin wins, I’m not marrying Maid Marion!
(Kurt then walks over.)
Kurt: Sheriff, who are you talking to?
Jericho: Oh, no one.
Kurt: Okay.
(We then cut to Jeff and Matt, who are sitting on the grass sulking.)
Matt: I can’t believe we got fired from being pages. Now we’ll have to be squires.
Jeff: That’ll suck. It would mean the only girl I could get would be a horse.
Matt: I didn’t know Test had a sister.
(Test then comes and beats up the Hardys.)
Test: I DON’T LOOK LIKE A HORSE!
Jeff: Nay, you do. Get it? Horse, neigh?
(We then see two grave stones, inscribed on them are the names ‘Matt Hardy’ and ‘Jeff Hardy’.)
Matt: (muffled) This is all your fault Jeff!
Jeff: Leave me alone, I wanna rot in peace!
(We cut back to the royal box.)
Vince: Up next the Sheriff will fight Sir Mark.
Jericho: Oh man! Do I have to?
All: YES!
Jericho: No one likes me!
WILL THE SHERIFF WIN? WILL HE HAVE TO MARRY MAID MARION? WILL ROBIN GET HIS LOVE’S HAND IN MARRIAGE? WILL HE REGRET IT? DOES TEST REALLY LOOK LIKE A HORSE? WILL I STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT PART OF THE WWF DOES ROBIN HOOD
TO BE CONTINUED
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Ja das war das erste Kapitel von WWE Does Robin Hood!
Wird Jericho wirklich mit einem Alptraum namens Steph äääh Marion konfrontiert werden?