03.09.2007, 08:37
Mal ein paar neue Slogans von TSN zu einigen NBA Teams in der kommenden Season:
Atlanta Hawks - “We can guarantee happy endings, just join us after each game at The Gold Club.”
Los Angeles Lakers: “The Staples Center: A great place to watch Salma Hayek watching Edward Norton watch the game.”
Los Angeles Clippers - “Accommodating all the B-list celebrities from the WB network who don't have enough juice to score Lakers tickets.”
Minnesota Timberwolves - “Just like the Minnesota Lynx, but with dudes!”
New York Knicks - “As seen in the 1996 Whoopi Goldberg film, 'Eddie.'“
Toronto Raptors - “Helping displaced Americans avoid hockey since 1995.”
Boston Celtics - ”Everything`s bigger in Boston now…..hairdos and egos.”
Houston Rockets: “Just hours after watching Chinese star Yao Ming, you'll be hungry for more!”
Sacramento Kings - “Jesus loves the Kings. How do we know that? Well, you can't spell Sacramento without 'amen.' Now, do you really want to root against our Lord and Savior?”
Seattle SuperSonics - “We lost more than 205 pounds this offseason!”
Portland Trail Blazers - “Good enough to finish fifth in the West.…..the Mountain West.”
und mein persoenlicher Favorite:
Memphis Grizzlies - “We lose more games before the All Star break than most teams lose all year!”
Atlanta Hawks - “We can guarantee happy endings, just join us after each game at The Gold Club.”
Los Angeles Lakers: “The Staples Center: A great place to watch Salma Hayek watching Edward Norton watch the game.”
Los Angeles Clippers - “Accommodating all the B-list celebrities from the WB network who don't have enough juice to score Lakers tickets.”
Minnesota Timberwolves - “Just like the Minnesota Lynx, but with dudes!”
New York Knicks - “As seen in the 1996 Whoopi Goldberg film, 'Eddie.'“
Toronto Raptors - “Helping displaced Americans avoid hockey since 1995.”
Boston Celtics - ”Everything`s bigger in Boston now…..hairdos and egos.”
Houston Rockets: “Just hours after watching Chinese star Yao Ming, you'll be hungry for more!”
Sacramento Kings - “Jesus loves the Kings. How do we know that? Well, you can't spell Sacramento without 'amen.' Now, do you really want to root against our Lord and Savior?”
Seattle SuperSonics - “We lost more than 205 pounds this offseason!”
Portland Trail Blazers - “Good enough to finish fifth in the West.…..the Mountain West.”
und mein persoenlicher Favorite:
Memphis Grizzlies - “We lose more games before the All Star break than most teams lose all year!”