21.02.2010, 21:44
Chad Badd - 19. Februar 2010
Zitat:Word on the street is that there’s a new gang in town. Let me make this real clear! Brad and Chad don’t take lightly to other gangs coming onto our turf.
It seems that all people are talking about these days is this new crew called the Bruda…something. These guys dress all in white, harbor foreigners and have this fancy little pose. For some reason, that has people runnin' for the hills with their tails between their legs. You think you’re tough with your preppy suits, and your cute little hand signals? Are we suppose to be shakin' in our boots cause you’ve given a few guys a light spanking? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIIIIIIRRRRR! Some people think that there are strength in numbers. How 'bout this for numbers? You got your 8 little members, Brad and Chad got 20 knuckles, 4 boots and 1 Decapitator. Those odds sound good to us.
Everyone in the wrestling world seems to be focused on the impending domination that this so called "brotherhood" is gonna bring down on CHIKARA. Well I’ve got some news for you kids, Brad and Chad know a thing about being dominant. Over the last 5 months The Badd Boyz have mowed down every single team CHIKARA has put in front of us. For the last 5 months, not a single team on the CHIKARA roster has been able to give us a good fight. We’ve beaten down every pansy that’s had the guts to put up their dukes and fight. We’ve beaten one half of your Campos…or whatever fruity name you have for your tag champs, Fire Ant. We’ve even beat down the newest BDK member, the pussy cat, Lindsey. The Badd Boyz are THE most dominant brotherhood in town!
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This coming month presents us with something a little different. The writing on the wall tells me that the CHIKARA brass are afraid to put us in a 1-on-1 confrontation with any of the other teams on the roster. As it turns out, on Saturday February 27 in Reading, Brad and Chad are stuck in an 8-man tag match. While this usually wouldn’t sit well with the Badd Boyz, there’s a couple of good things about this situation. First, we get to team with F.I.S.T., quite possibly the only team on the roster who gets as much joy out of hurting people as we do. That makes 'em cool! We like ‘em! Secondly, with 4 men on the opposing side, that gives us two extra butts to kick. Incoherence, Portal, you’re in for a long night kids! Frightmare, we can’t wait to get our hands on you, you little twerp. Heard some dudes callin' you the rookie of the year. After we're through with you, you'll be the mat stain of the year.
If there’s one thing the Badd Boyz are not afraid of, it’s snakes. Ophidian we’re lookin' right at you! As kids, Dad Badd would take us on Harley rides through the desert. If my brother or I got hungry, Dad Badd would pull over his hog, hunt down a snake and cook it right there on the hot rumbling motor of his Harley Davidson and we would have a family feast! This time though, we plan on eating the snake alive!
February 28 in Pottsville is gonna be just another night at the office for the Badd Boyz. You’re gonna witness more of the same - that’s Brad and Chad takin' care of business! What kind of business? The business of kickin' in teeth and takin' down names. If the Osirian Portal can survive the brutal whoopin' we’re gonna lay on them in Reading, they'll never get discharged from the hospital in time to make Pottsville. As for the those geeks the Super Smash Bros… all I can say is that your name is gonna take on a new meaning when we “Super Smash” your faces in with our boots. Claudio and Ares, you’re gonna find out what happens when you come into our yard without an invitation. After we pummel all of those punks, the Badd Boyz will have more than enough points to challenge for the gold and you’d better believe, son, that it’s gonna happen. It’s gonna get ugly kids, Brad and Chad are gettin' hungry, and we’re gonna forget our manners!
Things are about to get Badd!
CB