CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

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Tim Donst - 21. Juni 2010

Well, well, well. If it isn't the rookie sensation Daniel Bryan. I have been studying up on your illustrious career ever since Dieter called me and told me that I was being re-booked to face you in Cleveland. Guess I'll have to take out that trash Eddie Kingston a little bit later. No loss. I heard he was on the verge of wetting himself when our match was announced to the dirty internet masses (your bff's.)

So Daniel, I have to tell you, what I have seen of your brief career leaves me a little...underwhelmed. Darren Young beat you. Wade Barrett crushed you. Batista manhandled you. I don't know that you've ever won a match. And me? I'm the YOUNG LIONS CUP champion, kid! I defend my Cup against the best rookies in the world. You couldn't even win the obstacle course on NXT while I am a CHAMPION of men. Tell me, rookie Daniel Bryan, or whatever alias you are using this week, how do you expect to beat me in a singles match?

I saw on YouTube how tough you are in a gang of eight...you managed to take apart a ring and spit on John Cena...but this is a one-on-one wrestling contest we're having in Cleveland (you can take the ring down after the show, noob.) Eight on one? Very impressive. You don't see me hiding behind a big gang of thugs, do you? No. I am my own man. I have blazed a trail in this industry for up-and-coming wrestlers (like the youngsters you see on NXT) to follow. And maybe one day you will, Daniel. But in Cleveland, you best remember - I'm not some muscle-bound klutz that doesn't know how to punch and can barely throw a shoulder tackle. I am the GREATEST YOUNG LIONS CUP CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!

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What you and all your loyal Twitter followers need to understand is that wrestling is far more complicated than most people realize. There's a reason why Triple H will make more money this afternoon than you will all year. There's a reason why the Miz still has a job. It's 'cause they have something you know nothing about: charisma. When you have it, combined with great wrestling ability like mine, you're not the "NXT big thing," you already are.

You might be a little confused when you get to CHIKARA. Maybe it would be helpful to pair you with a real "pro," like Lince Dorado or Pinkie Sanchez. They could guide you through the weird world of CHIKARA where there are no "obstacle courses" or "promo challenges" - you're actually going to have to wrestle. Pushing around a Michael Cole or strangling a Justin Roberts is one thing, but facing off with Tim Donst is something else entirely. You're going to be down on the mat with the All-American mat machine, the YLC champ, and the hottest thing going today.


The new best in the world,
TD

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