Ring of Honor Newswire Thread

[Silk]

Ja sehr interessantes Interview, was mich trotzdem ein bisschen missmutig stimmt.

Nevertheless ... auch Prince Nana und seine Welt kommen wieder mal zu Wort:

What have we come to?

Lots going on in my head these days and I’ve started seeing a royal Ghanaian doctor to see if a stupid fool put witchcraft on my administration! I’m going to have to start really making some huge strides in regulating Embassy business leading into next year or I might lose my mind!!

I’ve gone above and beyond as a leader and philanthropist. I’ve produced some of the greatest athletes in the world, yet I still can’t fall asleep at night without counting Ox tail! I’m truly done with extending the good life to the pathetic. Not that anyone associated was (just act like I didn’t say that).

While I lay my head on my Louie Vuitton pillows counting Ox tails being gobbled up by Ernie, I hope and pray for the final roster The Embassy produces to be royal, strong, fresh, smart, daring, relentless
and bootyliscouisly bagging in the upper chest region as well. It’s nice to have some breast feeding action from time to time backstage like I’ve been getting from my Queen of the Nile who has started joining me on the road. She says she has been feeling “left out” and she swears that Daizee Haze still has the hots for me! Hahaha (women these days).

The ROH World Titles are closer to my grasp then most think, even with all the rumors of athletes within my organization being drugged up, here against their will. The fact remains that The Embassy is the most successful faction in the history of pro wrestling, and it’s not just going to poof away.

I mean, I could always raise taxes in a heartbeat across Ghana just to make myself happy and guarantee that my Embassy continues to grow and my kids are in private school, and everyone knows that. But there’s a bigger picture and that picture is the ROH World Title and then the innovation of the whole wrestling universe.

I’m not going to keep blabbering, but I will tell you this. The sun will not come out tomorrow on you Annie lookalikes. I saw the newest videowire. Everyone is so tough. Everyone is so set on getting their
points across. But the question is do they have the longevity, money, and power that I do?

Reminder to all Embassy followers. This weekend The Embassy is taking off from Chicago and Dayton events. I’ll be regrouping, and celebrating the career of Jim Cornette at the Ring Roast 3 event in New Jersey. I’m looking forward to sharing some of the dirt I’ve learned over the years about this man with all in attendance.

My focus is to share some of the beliefs I have with many of you from time to time on this ROH website and others. This way you all have been informed in advance of the heavy handedness that will be garnered to those who stand up to my power. Bow down you fools.