14.10.2010, 15:51
14.10.2010 - Dieter von Steigerwalt
Zitat:Nicely done, UltraMantis. You've pieced together some semblance of a Cibernetico squadron, apparently. Well, enough with the cryptic overtures on your part. Configure your batting order and have that information on my desk by Monday morning. Then, BDK captain Ares will be able to arrange his team accordingly.
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I'd like to take this opportunity to address some recent scrutiny brought upon my administration by a third-party auditor hired by our Board of Directors. There is loose talk about complaints from fans regarding changes made this Season, and numerous, unfounded comments regarding Referee Derek Sabato. I would like to point out that since assuming the mantle of Director of Fun, CHIKARA has smashed its all-time attendance record not once, but twice. It was under my rule that CHIKARA drew a capacity crowd in New York, turning fans away at the door. And for the first time in company history, potential investors have been attracted to CHIKARA. Did any of our C-list celebrity Commissioners accomplish this? Nein. VonSteigerwalt did this.
Now there are criticisms and allegations that I am somehow inadequately addressing the responsibilities of this job? Some have actually compared my term unfavorably against that of the befuddled Leonard F. Chikarason? This type of insult is intolerable.
I have performed my duties with unprecedented professionalism. Currently, I am supremely concerned with attracting a very dangerous new competitor for our event on 21 November. So, lest the Board of Directors forget why I was installed in this position (and since I am currently preoccupied,) why don't we allow the unshaven Appalachian wunderkind Leonard to put together the matches for our card of 20 November 2010? Do you think he will command the respect of the locker room as I do? Will he break any records? Attract interest from any multinational corporations?
Go ahead, Herr Chikarason, remind everyone of the kind of job you do. Put together any collection of non-title bouts your puny mind can imagine. The fans and the Board will observe, and see that VonSteigerwalt is höher.
We can watch you fail together.
DVS
