CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

19.10.2010 - Colin Delaney Olsen

Dear Vinny G,

As a wise man once said - Cut. It. Out.

I have sooo many issues with your "Vlog" (thats a Vin Blog, its like a video blog, but wayyyyy more lame) I don't even know where to start. Let's just start from the top!

If you haven't heard by now... "THE OLSEN TWINS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! Jimmy's got his "groove" back!! Everyone's sooo excited, everyone's sooo happy!"

Everyone has heard by now, and Everyone IS happy! Everyone IS excited! and just like Stella, Jimmy DID get his groove back. Well, everyone but you is happy, and you're not happy because you lost the only thing that made your group credible. Also, you're prolly the only one not excited, because on October 24th, you're the one who has to step in the ring with the reunited and reinvigorated Olsen Twins. Oh! and did I mention...Jimmy got his groove back.

"Colin, we gave you chance after chance and you blew it. You're used up. I can list what you've done for us in three lines.

1.) You got us our own locker room.

2.) You got CHIKARA to play our theme music.

Oh! .. and most importantly,

3.) You cost us the King of Trios, two years in a row."

Vin, I can also list what you have done in 3 lines.

A) Formed the UnStable.

2) Convinced that construction worker traffic regulator guy that everyone hated to join you.

Andddd... Umm....

D) Convinced the construction worker to join you? Did I already say that?

Thats really the last thing I remember you doing. After that, it was me who got you guys a locker room, it was me who got us theme music, and it was me who got you out of the gutter and into the spotlight. Basically Vin, without me, there would have been no King of Trios to lose, becuase you would still be in the dumpster I pulled you out of.

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Then you wrote:

"And Jimmy. Aw, Jimmy. This is your big moment, isn't it? Back together with big brother. This must be exactly how you envisioned it. What a dream come true! You get more pathetic by the month, Olsen. You rode the coat-tails of Equinox - a legend I carved out for myself before you stole it - as long as you could before that legacy proved more than you could handle."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!...HAHAHAHA! Did you really just call Equinox "a legend you carved out for yourself"? AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Oh man, that's rich. Do you remember when you were Equinox? Did you ever even win a match? Oh jeez, and "Legacy more than he could handle"? He prolly just wanted to take it off before it started to smell as bad as you do. The fact is, Jimmy did more with that mask than you ever did. Remember when Equinox was Young Lions Cup champion? That was when my brother was under the hood. When you were under that mask, you probably would have knocked yourself unconscious trying to advance through the opening round!

On October 24th in Hamden, CT...one more time. It will be painfully obvious who has gotten weak.

Actually Vin, on October 24th in Hamden, CT... one more friggin' time! It will be painfully obvious who was never really strong to begin with.


You got it, dude.
CDO

20.10.2010 - Icarus

A few weeks back I received a message that someone was trying to get the band back together - the originals, the Allentown boys. A message that made attempts to tug at heart strings of nostalgia, the good ol' days, and putting differences aside for a greater cause. I immediately deleted this message. Why would I stand up for the legacy of the men who have taken my mask, my hair, my Campeonatos de Parejas, the Young Lions Cup I was destined to win, and so much more? Why would I fight alongside men who have been nothing but thorns in my side for the past 9 years?

Then it dawned on me what my friend Mr. Michaels was trying to say all these years - every rose does have a thorn. In this case I have 7 thorns to contend with. The BDK have been able to maintain a strong grasp on the Campeonatos by utilizing their numbers to their advantage. For one night I get that same advantage. An opportunity had been presented to me to use numbers against the men who hold the coveted titles, to chip away the facade that they are indestructible and bring about a method of taking back the titles...not necessarily for CHIKARA, so much as for me. The enemy of my enemy is not always my friend, but sometimes a very convenient means to an end.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/ThatCibernetico.jpg]

When all the dust has settled from the Cibernetico there will still be some work to do (like getting those three points to challenge for the belts.) So the very next day in Hamden, CT, I'll pick up that first point by defeating a man I have to team with in Easton. What a better way to start a run for the Campeonatos de Parejas then to crush a man who had a hand (and/or pumpkin) in costing me my mask, a man who cost me the Campeonatos, a man who...a very long time ago...looked to the corner to find me as his tag team partner in the days of The Night Shift. In just a short period of time, after the three points have been earned and an epic battle has been waged for the belts, it will be joyous knowing that it all started with the defeat of you, Hallowicked, and your little spaz of a sidekick.

The batting order in a Cibernetico can be a funny thing. Generally, you can trust the man at your back to be there for a tag or to not punch you in the throat just to get an edge 24 hours later. This year however, things will be very different. Your enemy may not be across the ring from you, but standing shoulder to shoulder with you, plotting, waiting for the opportunity to strike just to get an advantage for their own sake. I've already won a Cibernetico. I know what it takes. How many of you can say the same? How many of you can really play the game at the same level I do?


Well "teammates," I look forward to seeing you on the 23rd.
ICARUS

21.10.2010 - Dasher Hatfield

Allo, Allo CHIKARMY! It has been some time now since I have been given the honor to compete in front of you great fans. Sure, I have got pro wrestling’s version of the “Green Monster” waiting patiently to attempt to knock the laces right off of my face. But am I worried, shall I fret, will I turn yellow? The answer to all three is: Certainly Not!

During my time on the disabled list, I spent many hours toiling in front of the reel-to-reel, learning from wrestling heroes past. With my ankle in the shape it was, I decided it best to work on the mental aspect of my game. I studied diligently, day after day, reel after reel, and this Saturday in Easton the reward for my hard work will, indeed, pay off.

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Brodie, I have seen the path of destruction you have been leaving in your shadow since you’ve arrived in CHIKARA, and especially as of late. In fact, I have also seen what you did to that handsome Breakfast fellow a few years back, and if you think for one second that I will suffer the same fate, then you are sadly mistaken, mate.

So, Mr. Lee, while you are making that difficult journey on the long, lonely road to Easton, I want you to think very hard about our upcoming contest. I understand to compete with a man of your stature, I must be willing to risk life and limb. When I step up to the on-deck circle, and take my practice swings, I will be preparing myself for a challenge the heights of no other. If I am knocked down, I know I can count on the Easton faithful to rally behind me and bring me to my feet. Brodie I ask you, who is going to help you up when I knock you off your feet? Boy-o, I believe it is you who should worry, perhaps it is you who should fret a wee bit, but please don’t turn yellow and hightail it out of town. This Saturday boy-o, I’m looking for a scrum.


Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy,
DH