CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

22.10.2010 - Sugar Dunkerton

Perhaps it's time I tried to change my luck.

After a number of "1st Curse" related issues, the punctuation being the loss to Christian Abel in the 1st round of CHIKARA's Young Lions Cup VIII; I've decided that the land of Lucky Charms could cure what ails me.

No, I'm not talking about Las Vegas.

Or Wonkaland. I'm chocolate enough already.

I'm talking about Ireland. The land of leprechauns, pots of gold, and often imitated, never duplicated accents. Lets face it - luck has been dodging me like politicians dodge serious questions. I need this. Roaming the Emerald Isle long enough is bound to get me connected with whatever spark your boy needs to get back on the winning track. You don't get rewarded with game time when you can't post points. So in the case of this ring hustle, they're gonna make me ride the bench until I show them I'm worthy to get off it. 3 second tans in the 1st round don't exactly do the trick.

Worst of all, when I suffer, Dasher suffers. We're a unit. A duo. A partnership of ebony and ivory proportions in the league of Danny Glover and Mel Gibson. Gene Wilder and Clevon Little. Eddie Murphy and (insert popular Caucasian actor from 80s-90s here). My failures shouldn't affect his chance to succeed and vice-versa. So after speaking to our "esteemed" boss man, I've convinced him to allow me to tour with Irish Whip Wrestling for a 10-day span (October 22nd - November 1st!) In the meantime, I've asked him to stop benching Dasher. The King of Swing has been longing to knock some suckas out the park and I say - let him! And it looks like he's lined up his share of challenges ahead. Good luck with Brodie, bro - I think you're gonna need it.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/DaThrowbacks.jpg]

When I get back, I expect to have my head in the game and represent like a Celtic. The powers of The Throwbacks will combine once more and the doubts, insecurities, and frustrations will be no more. All that stands will be victory and more importantly...certainty. The landscape of CHIKARA is vast with talent. The best you'll find anywhere. But I want something greater than luck, skill, or passion for our team. With certainty, there is no denying what we can accomplish. No Option B. How can you stop a team that is as certain to win as the sun rises?

Simple. You can't.

So, to my brohams and foxy mamas across the CHIKARA-land, I'm leaving on a jet plane but I promise I WILL be back again. As to you Dasher, try not to get in TOO much trouble while I'm gone...?

Now in the immortal words of William Wallace..."THEY CAN TAKE AWAY MY LANDS! BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MAH SWAG~!"

-Goes on Wikipedia. Realizes that was Scottish, not Irish. Also realizes that was not the same quote.-

*sigh*

See if I ever try to dramatically end a blog again. Hmph.


On a sidenote, anyone know where I can nab a kilt to go with some red Chucks?
SD

und CHIKARA's Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #236:
[YOUTUBE]1voKWyNijzk[/YOUTUBE]

diesmal mit Ausschnitten vom CHIKARA Event "We Must Eat Michigan's Brain" der am 26.06.2010 in Taylor, MI stattfand:
- Green Ant vs. Mike Quackenbush
- The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) vs. The BDK (Lince Dorado & 'Pink Ant' Pinkie Sanchez)