CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

ok.. nachdem ich es hier eine Zeit lang hab schleifen lassen.. erste Updates in Sachen CHIKARA Blogs und später folgt noch der Rest sowie die letzten beiden Podcast-A-Go-Go's:

28.10.2010 - Tim Donst

I'm hot off my Japanese debut with Osaka Pro Wrestling, and hit up the internet cafe to find out I'm being advertised in an 8-man tag match where I have to team up with lowlifes like Vin Gerard and STIGMA??!!? I don't want to team with these people. I don't belong in a match with these other has-beens. I am the greatest Young Lions Cup champion of all time, and I deserve better.

I guess the silver lining here, is that I will - beyond a shred of doubt - show the world that I truly am the greatest. At the Dark Ciberknetico, I single-handedly defeated former YLC champs Jigsaw and Shane "STIGMA" Storm. Now, this upcoming elimination match will give me the chance to defeat the likes of Arik Cannon and the man that many call the greatest YLC champ, Hallowicked.

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Maybe after I dismantle the other team by myself, I'll eliminate the scrubs I have to side with, just to prove my point. When I crushed Player Dos back on January 31st, I did more than just claim a shiny Cup. I began my reign as the greatest Young Lions Cup champion of all time. No one could take that trophy from me. Not even Frightmare, the stuttering little freak that parades himself around like a champion now - not just in the U.S., but even here in Japan.

The only singles championship CHIKARA has to offer is the Young Lions Cup. Now that my time as champion is in the history books, I guess I'll have to remind the world how phenomenally talented I am - by watching every other YLC champ I can get my hands count the lights or tap out to my superior skill. Then, there will be no question.


Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
TD

29.10.2010 - Jimmy Olsen

So obviously, the Olsen Reunion in Hamden didn't go the way we had expected. I'm not here to offer excuses. I give credit where credit is due - The UnStable is a well oiled (and smelly) machine. Plain and simple, they outsmarted us. We underestimated how good they can be and how rusty, as a team, we could be. Looking back on it now it was the all too familiar story of The Olsen Twins; a tag team that had all the tools but would lose focus and it would cost them in the end.

Picking up where we left of is as embarrassing as it could get, not to mention losing it to those two scumbags. What happened in Hamden was a mistake on our part. Lesson learned. Kinda like the time Uncle Jesse's grandpa, Papouli died and he did a Greek dance to deal with his pain. OK, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...

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We are not the same adorably goofy dudes in tassels that came here in 2006...well, OK, we are - but we're also a lot more these days. We're not the fun guys who can't get the job done anymore. We're the fun guys who have won Ciberneticos, the fun guys who have wrestled on worldwide television, the fun guy who beat Vin Gerard in CHIKARA's first and only ladder match for his YLC. Yup... #justsaying.

In Hamden we fell into being that team from 2006, but The Olsens that will show up in Philadelphia on November 21st will be a whole new story. I know you're real proud of that point you got from us Vin, but in Philly we're taking it back.

Don't Stop Believin', CHIKARMY.


STILL The Feel Good Tag Team of the Decade,
JO

03.11.2010 - UltraMantis Black

Well it seems that we were indeed able to accomplish two daunting tasks this past month.

First, I silenced the naysayers who said that I could never put together a team comprised of such contrasting personalities who would be able to to put their rivalries and bad blood aside. I did just that when I led our battalion of the original CHIKARA warriors into battle.

Then, we put an end to any doubt of our own destiny when we triumphed over the invading BDK army in the Dark Ciberknetico. Every man on our team did his part in contributing to this righteous victory. It is with deep sincerity that I say now just how privileged I feel to have fought shoulder-to-shoulder with each of them. The undeniable one, Larry Sweeney. Our trainer, Mike Quackenbush. Even you, Eddie Kingston. But, especially my former partner, Hallowicked. In time, I think you will come to forgive my past transgressions. If we learned one new thing from this Cibernetico, it is that we have far more to accomplish together than we do as enemies.

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Although I swiftly disposed of Ares during the Cibernetico, it appears that he and his henchman have yet to fully comprehend the message that we intended to send. Ares: You and the BDK are not welcome here in CHIKARA.

I made it my personal mission to end you and all of your games, and that's exactly what I plan to do. So later this month, in Philadelphia, I am issuing one final challenge to you Ares. Meet me again - face to face, one on one. But this time I won't let a mere wrestling ring contain us. Not even an entire building can contain the venom and rage that will be unleashed upon you. So accept my challenge for a "Falls Count Anywhere" wrestling match. Bring everything you have to the table Ares, because this will be the fight of your life.


A fight to the bitter end.
UMB