CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

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11.11.2010 - Mike Quackenbush

I too know of a CHIKARA team that has 3 points, STIGMA. Some time ago, a duo referred to as "Lightning Storm," amassed 3 points. I know, because I was half of that team.

The other half was a man I called Shane Storm, who, while aimless and friendless in the world of professional wrestling, threw in with a greasy goof named Vin Gerard. And like Vin Gerard, who had transformed from the simpler Equinox into something darker and more complicated, Shane Storm morphed into STIGMA.

I have a long memory. I have not forgotten that the former Shane Storm and I hold 3 points together - enough to challenge for the Campeonatos de Parejas. There's nothing I want more than to take those titles from Castagnoli and Ares. Not just because CHIKARA needs to take back the titles that are meant to signify who among us are the very best. And we do need to take those back from the Bruderschaft before their meaning is corrupted and twisted to be synonymous with men who cheat and take every shortcut to the top.

I want to win those title belts - the ones I couldn't even compete for back at the Tag World Grand Prix 2006. I watched from Commentation Station as that mighty tournament came to a close and the title belts were awarded. It should have been me in that ring on that night. But it wasn't.

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The next time I'm in the ring with whoever is wearing those championship titles, there can be only one outcome. The company for which I have toiled endlessly, bled and sweat for...I will stand tall as its champion. And when that moment finally arrives, it will be Jigsaw at my side - not you, STIGMA, you pathetic excuse for a partner. How could I ever trust you? What circumstance could POSSIBLY push me to cash in those 3 points alongside you?!?!?

In the last 16 years, I have won 33 different championships in various states and countries around the globe. But the richest prize of them all has eluded me - CHIKARA's Campeonatos de Parejas. Only the very best tag teams in the world could aspire to claim those title belts. And if I want to wrap one of those golden belts around my waist, I'm going to need a partner I can trust. I need someone who will watch my back. I need someone that will lay it all on the line for me, and knows I would do the same for them in return.

You aren't that man, Shane. You never were. You showed your true colors a long time ago. If you think sporting that yellow mullet at the Cibernetico was going to get me feeling nostalgic or something, guess again.

Jig and I are going to chase down those points until we get them. Broken, bruised, battered...we're still coming for those points. Our points lost - sent back to Square One. Doesn't matter. We're still coming. Stack the deck against us. Arrange things as precisely as you want to, BDK. Jigsaw and I are coming for those belts.


Keep them warm for us.
LMQ

15.11.2010 - Sugar Dunkerton

-Single, hot spotlight on Sugar Dunkerton. Picture an interrogation room a'la Basic Instinct.-

Impact.

It's not a frustrating to watch show on Thursday nights.

It's what Dasher Hatfield did when he put Brodie Lee down for that 3 second tan. He slayed a (unwashed) giant that had been running around for months undefeated and in the process, got the whole CHIKARMY talking.

Couldn't help but crack a big grin about that when I stepped off the plane and became apart of the US of A again. Maybe it was because of the newfound confidence and luck I managed to smuggle through customs? Or perhaps it was the fact that I was the (-Howard Finkel voice-) NEEEEEEEEEW 2010 Irish Rumble victor?

Nope.

The grin was born of motivation. Desire to make an impact of my own. I left this country to get my head together and come back stronger and hotter then a pot of Starbucks. So I set a target and I made a phone call. That call ended, the deal was signed, and the split was all to the groovy. Yet somehow, I felt terrible. How could I have done something like this? What I had set into motion would ruin the lives of 4 warriors come the 20th of November, yet my remorse severely lacked.

-Sigh-

I can't keep justifying this anymore. I have a confession to make: I should be locked up in the highest security prison with no hope for parole. I'm a fiend, terrorist, charlatan, and fink of the highest order.

Why?

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Because it is absolutely CRIMINAL what has been brought together for November 20th! Da Soul Touchaz! "Barack O'Slama" Sugar D! TOGETHER! SAME RING!

-Shakes head in faux disgust-

I'm extending this opportunity for the BDK to turn this to a handicap match, because they'll definitely need the help fo sho'. I couldn't think of a better target than the BDK to make statement against. BDK, don't hear this; but LISTEN.

I'm gonna break it down for you like a 4th grader. -Mimes holding their hand like a little child to guide them-

I can feel you crumbling. Your foundation was built on bubblegum and popsicle sticks and although those items may hold; they don't endure. All it takes is the right quake. So how about the 8.5 on the scale of Marshe Rockett, Acid Jaz, Willie "Da Bomb", the immaculate C.Red and his "Urban Jewel" with Sugar Dunkerton? Remember when the Touchaz embarrassed the "MIGHTY" BDK in Michigan? Or how about when I was 1/4th of the team that beat you guys in New Jersey?

I hear cracking.

You've installed your own dictator. You've got a referee that would be shot of a cannon for the calls he makes if it were the NBA, but somehow still has a job. You've taken EVERY shortcut to get ahead and infect the very vibe of CHIKARA with your jive energies.

Yet Frightmare is OUR Young Lions Cup champion. Kingston won OUR Cibernetico, besting your monster no less in the final. Your strategies grow sloppier and sloppier. This is not the timeline of a dominant force known as the BDK.

It's the timeline of a fall from grace, one broken popsicle stick at a time. I'm getting to the point, bare with me.

You have all the tools to dominate except heart and soul.

Look at our squad. There's more heart than Hallmark on Valentine's Day and do I even need to touch on how much soul is in the cut? (See what I did there....so clever.)

I almost feel sorry for what you guys are about to endure. The S&S Express is a bullet train that left the station at blinding speeds the moment C.Red gave the OK. Every day is a day we draw closer and the destination is complete victory. No DQ's, count-outs, or moral victories...decisive, undeniable, victory. I'm watching the 4 of you play on the tracks we race down and we're blowing the horn telling you to move out the way as fast as you can. Yet you still seem to think you're the power you once were.

I can't wait til we mow you guys down in Easton. They'll find nothing but broken popsicles sticks and charred bubblegum.


If that ain't a clear enough picture; invest in an Etch-A-Sketch.
SD

16.11.2010 - Vin Gerard

Remember that time big bad Jimmy Olsen made the statement "we'll see just who has gotten weak?" Haha! Boy, did you eat your words with that double cheeseburger!!!

Newsflash CHIKARA dweebs, it looks as though The UnStable has trimmed the fat! Who knew that all it would take is a few salads and a swift kick [you know where] to a certain never-was!? A never-was! Never was anything here in CHIKARA, never was anything there in the WWE. And now you're back to carrying around your pregnant brother.

Now you know how WE felt for the past two years, Colin!

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I can sit here all night typing up joke after joke, and running either one of you down line after line. But really what is that accomplishing? I have more important things to do, like, get this Olsens: GO TO A GYM!

You really want something to do this Sunday, CHIKARMY? Come out to South Philly. For just $20, I'll teach you how to shove a boot into someone's mouth.


I'm sick of this. No more games. See you both on Sunday.
VG

17.11.2010 - Chuck Taylor

Everytime I sit down to write one of these blogs, I feel like it's always the same.

"I've been gone for a month, but now Chuck Taylor is coming back and with the rest of F.I.S.T. we will dominate all the competition."

I'm willing to bet if you look back on every blog that I've sent into this site, it'll basically be that. Ya know why? Because that's exactly what's gonna happen, morons! Myself and Icarus have a chance to rack up three points in one night! And it's even sweeter that in our match are those two Egyptian midgets and a pair of girls...GIRLS! I hope little Daizee Haze doesn't break a nail, or that Sara Del Rey can pull herself away from Gossip Girl marathons long enough to get decimated in the middle of South Philly on the 21st. I may be a Gentleman, but I'm not above hitting a woman if she gets out of line.

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Ultimately, it doesn't matter who is across the ring from us, because CT and his boy Icarus ain't afraid of nobody or nothin'. When that sweet "Blue Monday" drum beat hits (don't judge, I didn't pick it) you know that some folks are gonna die.

Three points, here we come. We'll see you soon, BDK.


The Kentucky Gentleman,
CT

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Event: "Faded Scars and Lines" vom 27.06.2010; Cleveland, OH
- Bryan Danielson vs. Tim Donst
- The Colony vs. Da Soul Touchaz