CHIKARA Season 10 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

DE_Kimura's Weekly CHIKARA-Update:

Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #253:
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Gavin Loudspeaker präsentiert uns erneut ein komplettes Match, diesmal vom "Cibernetico Increible" (Okt. 2009):
Tag Team Match
Los Ice Creams vs. The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton)


Throwdown Lowdown vs. Video des Kreuzes:
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02.03.2011 - Hieracon

Hello CHIKARA fans, Gres...I mean Hieracon here. Let me tell you a little story. It takes place not too long ago, right here in the land of opportunity. A great man stands in the middle of the ring and challenges the entire wrestling world to step it up and fill the void left by him - that man was Bryan Danielson.

On April 15th, 16th and 17th CHIKARA will give Amasis, Ophidian and myself just that opportunity. To step it up and fill that void and put our names in the history books as the 2011 Kings Of Trios! As I joined my Egyptian brothers in training in the ways of verbiage and the funkitude, I learned that they are as passionate about carving out a legacy as I am. We will stop at nothing to accomplish that goal. But in Williamsport, PA on March 12, Kizarny and The Batiri plan on putting a stop to the momentum we've been building toward April.

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(Photo by Zia Danger)

We all know beating us isn't what Kizarny and his goons REALLY care about - they just want to spread their weird brand of misery until someone stops them. Well on March 12th boys, you are in for a fight. On this day, The Osirian Portal will moonwalk all over Kizarny and The Batiri...well Amasis and Ophidian will, I'll just pop 'em in the brain with my trusty Polish Hammer I keep in my pocket. I'm still working on my moonwalk...OK, dancing period, but we will show them that the The Osirian Portal is a force to be reckoned with.

You're up next, BDK.
HIERACON

04.03.2011 - Wink Vavasseur

Hello there, all you CHIKARA-niacs, (I'll assume that's what you refer to yourselves as; it's a portmanteau of the word "maniacs" and "CHIKARA,") it's your new Director of Fun here, Wink Vavasseur!

With all my duties here as the DoF, I've certainly got my hands full. I've quickly found the downside to my great "let the wrestlers vote amongst themselves for a clear-cut championship" experiment: receiving and tabulating voting ballots from a bunch of wrestlers. I'm feeling a bit like Katherine Harris over here, if you know what I mean. Thankfully, I don't have to deal with any hanging chads, am I right? This guy knows what I'm talking about! But seriously, folks, imagine my surprise upon opening the first couple of ballots and finding the atrocious handwriting and spelling of some of these people. I mean, c'mon, what the heck is an "Amasis"?? That's not even a word!

Another thing I've discovered with these ballots is a real lack of trustworthiness. Now, so far, everyone has abided by the rule that "a wrestler cannot vote for him or herself," I've witnessed a few backroom agreements, some "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" deals. Now, that's perfectly legal, but I'll let you fans in on a little secret: I see the results and not everyone is holding up their end of the handshake-sealed bargains. There's a phrase right on the tip of my tongue… ah, right, that's it… "Is there no honor among thieves?" It seems apropos in this situation, methinks. So, just to make sure everything is handled properly, I am going to personally poll every fulltime member of the roster before King of Trios 2011 so I can be sure of what's what.

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(Photo by Zia Danger)

I like to think that, in my role as the Director of Fun, as well as on executive boards of other thriving companies, not a lot of things slip past me. I like to think of myself as "on the pulse" of what's happening on my watch, finely attuned to the goings-on of CHIKARA. So, I was surprised to find out recently in Easton (birthplace of famed boxer Larry Holmes) that there has apparently been a long-running feud in our fine wrestling family between Eddie Kingston and Claudio Castagnoli. I'm sure many of you are equally as surprised by this as I am, and I apologize for having broken the news to you like this. It's not practical for me to call each of you individually.

Using my authority as the DoF, I've decided that this feud will be settled with a match on March 13th, in Brooklyn, NY (birthplace of lots of other famed boxers, probably.)

Frankly, I'm still a bit astonished that this feud even existed. I mean, this is something I feel I would have noticed, right? If any of you fans want to go buy some CHIKARA DVD's, write down moments when this feud developed, and then report back to me, you can email me at VavasseurW@gmail.com.

I read every email!*
WV
P.S. I'm not crazy about the "CHIKARA-niacs" portmanteau. If you guys can think of something smooshing together "CHIKARA" with some word that signifies a group of people focused together with one common goal, go ahead and email it in. Remember, I read every email!*

*My assistant reads every email.

It's Richardson vs. Tursas in Williamsport, PA on March 12!
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King of Trios 2011 - 6 weeks away!
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und abschließend gibt es diesmal die vorläufigen Cards für "Operation Big Freeze" & "Creatures from the Tar Swamp":

"Operation Big Freeze"

Trios Match - The Main Event
Mike Quackenbush & Incoherence (Hallowicked & Frightmare) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Claudio Castagnoli, Sara Del Rey & Tim Donst)

Singles Match - Big Boys Battle it Out!
Willie Richardson vs. Tursas

Trios Match - Trios Tussle!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) vs. 'Kizarny' Sinn Bodhi & The Batiri (Obariyon & Kodama)

Singles Match - One on One!
Fire Ant vs. Icarus

8-Man Tag Team Extravaganza!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) & The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) vs. The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood) & The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA)

Tag Team Match - A Score to Settle!
Da Soul Touchaz (Marsche Rockett & Acid Jazz) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Lince Dorado & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez)

Ladies Match - Femme Fatales Face Off!
Madison Eagles vs. Toshie Uematsu


"Creatures from the Tar Swamp"

Singles Match - Finally, One on One!
Eddie Kingston vs. Claudio Castagnoli

Tag Team Match for los Campeonatos de Parejas!
Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw© vs. The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant)

Singles Match - A Score to be Settled!
UltraMantis Black vs. 'Kizarny' Sinn Bodhi

Lumberjack Tag Team Match
The Throwbacks (Dasher Hatfield & Sugar Dunkerton) vs. The Roughnecks (Brodie Lee & Grizzly Redwood)

Singles Match for the Young Lions Cup!
Frightmare© vs. Obariyon

Trios Match - Six Man Showdown!
The Osirian Portal (Amasis, Hieracon & Ophidian) vs. Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Tim Donst, Lince Dorado & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez)

Tag Team Match - Rematch from Reading!
3.0 (Scott Parker & Shane Matthews) vs. The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA)

Ladies Match - First Time Ever!
Toshie Uematsu vs. Sara Del Rey


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