CHIKARA Season 10 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

DE_Kimura's Weekly CHIKARA-Update:

Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #257:
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Gavin Loudspeaker präsentiert uns erneut ein komplettes Match, diesmal vom Event "Vanity and Violence":
Singles Match
Fire Ant vs. Chuck Taylor


Throwdown Lowdown vs. Video des Kreuzes:
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29.03.2011 - Claudio Castagnoli

I've been pretty disgusted with all the begging and pleading that's been going on around here. Claudio Castagnoli doesn't need to beg, nor does he need to give reason why people should vote for him.

I will simply ORDER everyone from the BDK to vote for me.

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On a side note, I am really pleased with the outcome of my last match with Eddie Kingston. You read right, my last match. There will never be another one. I don't need his respect and I beat him. I can't be bothered with trash anymore.

Gold is on the horizon. Gold that will be around my waist.

Nothing and nobody can stop me.

Im namen der Bruderschaft,
CC

01.04.2011 - Jakob Hammermeier

Guten Tag!

Stop the presses, stop the presses!

Jakob Hammermeier here, und I have something to point out! I am not too sure how, or why it has happened. But somewhere in betwixt my morning coffee, and my mid-morning "Tim Donst's Personal Pump-up Pep Talks" that I have received every single day since he announced he had chosen myself und Delirious to accompany him on the BDK trio this year at KOT, that I realized something.

That Green Ant is in fact, cheating. The very same Green Ant that you CHIKARMY fans love und cheer for is a dirty player. Exhibit A) In February, your "resilient rookie" managed to knock out two, (count em') TWO members of the Osirian Portal. You can see for yourself on DVD! Now one might think that this could be an isolated incident, that Cheater McCheaty Ant Pants is actually a very talented wrestler that can hit hard, und can "tie you up in knots." That on that particular night he got the better of those two other men, but this leads me to...

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Exhibit B) When you watch my match with Green Ant, you can clearly see him knocking me out! (This is when Tim Donst turns off the DVD of "Creatures From The Tar Swamp" und assures me that my wrestling prowess was so keen that even though the car was on and nobody was behind the wheel, I managed to keep the car in between the lines und win the match!) Something is up with that arm, I know it!

Now obviously this type of cheating cannot be permitted to continue! In this day and age, I thought you Americans had a handle on the whole "performance enhancement" issue. Especially with as prestigious of a tournament as the King of Trios coming up, we have to uphold a level playing field in honor of past greats such as "Ares", such as "Claudio Castagnoli," such as "Tursas" who all played on an even keel.

Mr. Vavasseur, I must call your attention to this and demand action! Green Ant is competing with some kind of unnatural advantage to the over the other participants in King of Trios 2011, and I am calling for him to barred from competing.

Im namen der Bruderschaft,
JH

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