30.05.2003, 23:30
Also fuer alle die mal die Geschichte mit dem Luegendedektor interessiert hier mal das Play by Play weil ich gerade mal die SL zerreissen will:
Vince: Are you the man known as Mr. America?
Mr America: Yes. (DING! - the truth)
Vince: Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?
Mr America: Yes. (DING!)
Vince: Are you currently employed on Smackdown?
Mr America: Yes. (DING!)
Vince: Are you Hulk Hogan?
Mr America: No. (DING!)
Vince getting upset:Are you Hulk Hogan?
Mr America: No. (DING!)
Vince: Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Hulk Hogan?
Mr America: No! No! No! No! (DING!)(DING!)(DING!)(DING!)
An irate Vince was convinced that Mr. America was lying through his teeth. He then said if Hogan can pass the test then Vince himself can pass it, and proceeded to put on the equipment.
Interragator: Are you Vince McMahon?
Vince: Yes.
Interragator: Are you the chairman of WWE?
Vince: Yes.
America then jumped in to ask the questions.
Are you the biggest ------- on God's green earth?
Vince: No. (BEEP! - a lie!)
Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?
Vince: No. (BEEP!)
Vince: I'm a respected businessman who does things for the fans! (BEEP!)
Vince: All right, I do it for myself! (DING!)
Mr America: Do you pleasure yourself by looking at pictures of Torrie's Playboy?
Vince: No. (BEEP!)
Vince: At least I don't fantasize about Mae Young. (BEEP!)
Vince: I hate Hogan! (DING!)
Geht es eigentlich noch duemmer?
Das erinnert schon an einen Shoot gegen hogan den groessten Luegner ueberhaupt in diesem Business,was hat der schon alles gelogen in der Bubba the love sponge show oder in seinem Buch?
Dann beweissen erstmal Luegendedektoren rein garnichts,da sie nur auf die Frequenz achten,ein begabter Luegner kann locker das ganze umgehen.Andererseits wirkt es doch mehr als schlecht wie Vince da weg kommt,er wirkt wie ein Masturbierender alter sack der nur Hogan hasst.
Vince: Are you the man known as Mr. America?
Mr America: Yes. (DING! - the truth)
Vince: Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?
Mr America: Yes. (DING!)
Vince: Are you currently employed on Smackdown?
Mr America: Yes. (DING!)
Vince: Are you Hulk Hogan?
Mr America: No. (DING!)
Vince getting upset:Are you Hulk Hogan?
Mr America: No. (DING!)
Vince: Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Hulk Hogan? Are you Hulk Hogan?
Mr America: No! No! No! No! (DING!)(DING!)(DING!)(DING!)
An irate Vince was convinced that Mr. America was lying through his teeth. He then said if Hogan can pass the test then Vince himself can pass it, and proceeded to put on the equipment.
Interragator: Are you Vince McMahon?
Vince: Yes.
Interragator: Are you the chairman of WWE?
Vince: Yes.
America then jumped in to ask the questions.
Are you the biggest ------- on God's green earth?
Vince: No. (BEEP! - a lie!)
Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?
Vince: No. (BEEP!)
Vince: I'm a respected businessman who does things for the fans! (BEEP!)
Vince: All right, I do it for myself! (DING!)
Mr America: Do you pleasure yourself by looking at pictures of Torrie's Playboy?
Vince: No. (BEEP!)
Vince: At least I don't fantasize about Mae Young. (BEEP!)
Vince: I hate Hogan! (DING!)
Geht es eigentlich noch duemmer?
Das erinnert schon an einen Shoot gegen hogan den groessten Luegner ueberhaupt in diesem Business,was hat der schon alles gelogen in der Bubba the love sponge show oder in seinem Buch?
Dann beweissen erstmal Luegendedektoren rein garnichts,da sie nur auf die Frequenz achten,ein begabter Luegner kann locker das ganze umgehen.Andererseits wirkt es doch mehr als schlecht wie Vince da weg kommt,er wirkt wie ein Masturbierender alter sack der nur Hogan hasst.