29.08.2005, 20:18
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Mark Twain
Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
Mark Twain
All generalizations are false, including this one.
Mark Twain
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.
Mark Twain
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
Mark Twain
Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
Mark Twain
George Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark Twain
