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#11
Gorilla: (spricht ueber Koko B Ware`s Vogel, Frankie) “Those birds can live to be twenty-five or thirty years old”
Brain: “Not in my house”

Brain:“You know why there were only 220 mexicans at the Alamo?”
Gorilla:”Why?”
Brain:”They only had one car!” Breites Grinsen

Heenan:”Once you wrestle Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.” Breites Grinsen

Bobby Heenan:”A friend in need is a pest.”

Bobby Heenan:”You don't have to yell at me! I'm not blind!”

Bobby Heenan:”The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they're allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.”

Brain:“Do you know what Koko B. Ware's mom's name is?”
Gorilla: “What?”
Brain:“Tupper” Breites Grinsen

Heenan:”I KNOW who the Assassin is!!!!”
Schiavone:“Tell us, Bobby, who?”
Heenan:”He's the guy down at ringside wearing the mask!” Breites Grinsen

Gorilla:“That was an illegal move!”
Brain:”No it wasn't.”
Gorilla:“Yes it was!”
Brain:“No, it was a legal move, it was a Greco-Roman Hair Pull.”

Brain:“Now THAT'S no way to introduce a man like Hilbilly Jim!!”
Monsoon:“Well, how would YOU do it, Brain??”
Brain:”Ladies and Gentlemen... the HICK FROM MUD LICK, HILBILLY JIM!!!”

Brain:“Oh my, what a GREAT scientific move! A punch to the head!!”
(Bobby Heenan macht sich lustig ueber Kerry Von Erich`s Tornado Punch) Breites Grinsen

Brain:”And the little runt…..“
Gorilla:”Did I hear you call Jimmy Hart a runt?”
Brain:”No, I was clearing my throat *HA-RUNNNNTK*”

*Koko B Ware betritt den Ring mit einem neuen Hair Style
Brain:”Do you know what KoKo calls his new hair style?”
Gorilla:”No. What?”
Brain:”Afroturf.”

“You recieved 7,000 votes to get into the Hall Of Fame. You'd have gotten a lot more, but you ran out of stamps.”
Bobby Heenan zu Bob Ueker bei Wrestlemania 4

Brain:”That's my pin-up girl” (spricht ueber Sherri Martel)
Gorilla:”I think you should see your occulist”
Brain:”There's nothing wrong with my feet.”

*Heenan spricht ueber Sherri Martel und Shawn Michaels….
Brain:”She is in love with that man!”
Gorilla:”Yeah, but is the feeling mutual?”
Brain:”Pardon?”
Gorilla:”Is the feeling mutual?”
Brain:”Oh, what do you think, she's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow any bim.... uh woman to be there.”
Gorilla:”Bimbo? Did you say bimbo?”
Brain:”I didn't say that, I coughed. I said 'Buimmmh'”.

Brain:”I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby!”
Gorilla:”You couldn't even carry Bobby Knight's towel.”
Brain:”Who?”

*Waehrend eines Undertaker Matches….
Brain:”C'mon ref. 1,2,3,4,5”
Gorilla:”What are you doing?”
Brain:”I'm showing ya. The referee could've broke the hold. He's intimidated by that monster.”
Gorilla:”Why don't you go down there and referee?”
Brain:”I'm needed here.”

Gorilla: “What would you do if you were the Hitman?”
Brain:”Well, I'd have my agent buy it for me and if that didn't work. I'd take him out back and waffle him with a tire iron.”

Gorilla:”I don't know who's the legal guy in the ring.”
Brain:”Danny Davis, the referee!”

Bobby Heenan:”You know they say money can't buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile”

*Bei Wrestlemania 8 als Roddy Piper gegen Bret Hart doch nicht die Ringglocke einsetzt.
Bobby Heenan:“You know that show of sportsmanship....the respect for each other, the enthusiasm they have....makes me sick!”

Ross:”Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker”
Bobby:”I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa.”

*Bei Wrestlemania 9 als Hogan das Geld aus Money Inc`s Koffer in die Zuschauer wirft.
Ross:”Hogan's giving the money away!”
Bobby:”Hold my headset! I'm gonna go get some cash!” Breites Grinsen

Bobby Heenan ueber Davey Boy Smith:”Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo.” Breites Grinsen

Bobby:”Right here in Jim Louis Arena.”
Gorilla: ”Joe Louis! ”
Bobby:”Joe Louis, sorry.”
Gorilla:”Who's Jim Louis?”
Bobby:”Who's Joe Louis?” Breites Grinsen

Gorilla:”I have trouble telling the Beverly's apart.”
Bobby:”Beau's the one with the blond hair.”

Brain:”There's a beautiful section of Tupelo...18 trailer homes...those are Tupelo condominiums.”

*Zuschauer chanten USA USA..
Brain:”It's a shame Tony that Tupelo, Mississippi isn't part of the USA.”

Brain:”That's a shame for Sting, cause if you go to the hospital in this town with a bad leg, they shoot you.”

Schiavione:”This is a great town.”
Brain:”They should tear it down and build a slum.”

Bobby Heenan:”If I was managing the Bushwackers, I'd commit suicide.”

Ross:”Virgil almost beheaded at the feet of the Headshrinkers.”
Bobby:”Well, it's not a big loss.”

Ross:”Virgil is unconscious.”
Bobby:”When Virgil's unconscious he's usually on his feet talking to you.”

Bobby:”You like Kamala, don't you...”
Savage:”Yes I do.”
Bobby:”Would you let him do your taxes?”
Savage:”I'd rather have Kamala do them, than IRS.”
Bobby:”He saved me a packet last year. I paid 78 bucks, cash!”
Vince:”78 dollars?!?....With what you earn..”
Bobby:”I barely make it by, I'm supporting an orphanage in fuji don't you know!!”

Bobby Heenan wenn der Heel gerade cheatet:”What happened there? My monitor went out.”

Heenan waehrend des Barber Shop Segmentes als die Rockers sich splitten.
Zuerst als sie sich die Haende geben:“See, one without the other isn't any good.”
Und nachdem Superkick:”Oh, I knew he was going to do that. I just knew he was going to do that. He don't need Jannety:”

Bobby Heenan ueber Paris:”This wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.”

Brain:”The big guy doesn't always win, the smart guy doesn't always win, but the big smart guy sometimes beats the small smart guy and sometimes the small quick guy beats the big slow guy and sometimes the quick dumb guy beats the slow smart guy...”

-Brain:”Parts Unknown, it usually means Downtown Newark.”

Brain:”How much does he pay you to sing the praises of him all the time?”
Gorilla:”Who, the Hitman?”
Brain:”Yes.”
Gorilla:”Do you know how long he's been in the World Wrestling Federation?”
Brain:”Too long.”
Gorilla:”He'll be here when you're gone, Brain.”
Brain:”What'd you hear?” Breites Grinsen

Brain:”They're (Bushwackers) living proof that the 3 stooges had children.”

Brain:”Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto” Breites Grinsen

Brain:”With Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.” Breites Grinsen

Brain:”You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in Nashville, it's the same as kissing their foot.”
Schivone:”Why do you say that?”
Brain:”Same size, same aroma.”

*Gerade wird ein Wrestler von 5 anderen Wrestlern zusammen geschlagen.
Brain:“It could be worse McMahon. It could be me.” Breites Grinsen

Brain:“Giving the Nasty Boys the Tag Team of the year award is like giving the Cindy Crawford beauty award to Roseanne Barr.” (8)

Brain:”You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?”
Schivone:”What?”
Brain:”Divorce.”

Brain:”I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.” Breites Grinsen
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#12
Dave Meltzer:“If you were in a canoe with Eric Bischoff, Jim Herd, Vince Russo, Paul Heyman, and Phil Mushnick, and you absolutely had to save one, which one would you save?”

Jim Cornette antwortet sofort ohne nachzudenken:”I'd save Russo.“

Dave Meltzer total schockiert:“What??????”

Jim Cornette:”Yeah, I'd let the other guys drown so there wouldn't be any witnesses to what I'd do to Russo when I dragged him back to the shore.” Breites Grinsen


Ich wusste doch warum ich Cornette mag. Breites Grinsen
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#13
-“Bret Hart doesn't get a haircut, he gets an oil change.”

-Bobby:“I once knew a couple of Siamese twins.”
Hillbilly Jim:“Really? They were born, uh... together like that.”
Bobby:“UUUUHHHH, no, a couple weekends ago they had a soldering gun and nothing better to do. DDUUUUUUHHHH YEAH, they were BORN like that!”

-Bobby Heenan zu Jim Ross:
“Thank goodness for next year, huh Ross. Indoor plumbing comes to Oklahoma.” Breites Grinsen

-Bobby Heenan spricht ueber die Steiner Brothers:
“Three toughest years of their life...the eighth grade.” Breites Grinsen

-Die Bushwackers rollen im Ring den Brooklyn Brawler und Barry Horowitz ein
Gorilla:”That's Communication!”
Heenan:”How could you communicate when you have the I.Q. of a doorknob?”

-Bobby:”Meng has feet like Bob Lanier”
Tony:”Nobody has feet like Bob Lanier.”
Bobby:”Some girls here in Tupelo do!”

-Jim Ross:”I used to wear bib overalls back in grade school.”
Brain:”Toughest 18 years of your life, huh?”

-“Worst case of acne I've ever seen.”
Bobby Heenan ueber das Face Paint von The Great Muta

-Bobby Heenan und Tony Jabroni redet ueber die gerade stattfindende Battle Royal nur mit Mexicanern
Schiavone:”Their all in the ring. I can't tell who's who.”
The Brain:”Does it really matter?” Breites Grinsen

-“He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!”
Bobby Heenan ueber Oliver Humperdink

-Bobby:”Do you know what Saba Simba means?”
Monsoon:”Yes, it means “Seven Lions”.”
Bobby:”No, it means “Room Service”.” Breites Grinsen

-Monsoon:“The Bushwackers are unorthodox.”
Brain:“What does their religon have to do with anything?” Breites Grinsen

Gorilla & Bobby kommentieren Adrian Adonis:
Gorilla:”He's quite lethargic.”
Bobby:”And slow.” Breites Grinsen
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#14
Zitat:Original von Nefercheperur
Brain:”You know, if you kiss a woman's hand here in Nashville, it's the same as kissing their foot.”
Schivone:”Why do you say that?”
Brain:”Same size, same aroma.”

Brain:“Giving the Nasty Boys the Tag Team of the year award is like giving the Cindy Crawford beauty award to Roseanne Barr.” (8)

Brain:”You know what they call a woman with 2 million dollars?”
Schivone:”What?”
Brain:”Divorce.”

Brain:”I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.” Breites Grinsen

LOL
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#15
Vince McMahon: Life sucks, and then you die!

The Sandman: Life's a bitch, and then you marry one! Breites Grinsen
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#16
“There is no longer the word Kayfabe in existence.”
Ric Flair bei WCW Live

“I was married seven times, and i was stupid enough to marry one of them twice!” Breites Grinsen
Ed Lewis

“I remember things that happenend sixty years ago, but if you ask me where i left my car keys five minutes ago, that`s sometimes a problem.”
Lou Thesz

“I really don`t know. All i know how to do is play golf. I don`t really know what I`m gonna do. I guess it`ll be a boring damn retirement.”
Killer Karl Kox auf die Frage was er machen werde wenn er zuruecktritt

“I never tried to get myself over. I just tried to get the match over. Because I got the match over, I didn't have to put myself over.”
Ric Flair

“The Kids around here..... ask you stupid questions. “Have you ever wrestled Steve Austin?” Uh, i don`t think he was born when i was wrestling.”
Chuck Chell ueber WWE Fans Breites Grinsen

“He was an a**hole, but a fair a**hole”
Ed Moretti ueber Vincent K McMahon

Dean Silverstone und Harry Elliott fuehrten am 18 July 1998 bei der Wrestling Reunion Show in Seattle, Washington folgende Unterhaltung:
Silverstone:“Harry do you know who this is?” (zeigt auf Lou Thesz)
Elliott:“Yes, it`s Lou Thesz Father!” Breites Grinsen

-“They look like two carp going after the same piece of corn.”
Jesse Ventura als gerade Uncle Elmer seine Frau kuesst

-“Dusty Rhodes wouldn't win a body building contest for best abs, McMahon, he'd win for MOST abs.”
Jesse Ventura

-“The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children”
Gorilla Monsoon

-“I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegetable, or mineral.”
Jim Cornette

-“Jimmy Snuka stood up, 25 feet in the air, drove his knee through my ribs, but did I allow them to carry me out on a stretcher? NO! I got right up and walked out!”
Don Muraco als bekannt gegeben wird das Bob Backlund nicht auf den Iron Sheik treffen kann weil er verletzt ist.

-“I at least had a hard time seeing Canada as the heels off that anyway, the way the so called babyfaces (Americans) were portrayed, and I don't think I was the only one. Michaels prancing around with the Canadian flag wadded up his nose made me want to bomb Washington.”
Bill Apter (Amerikaner!!!) ueber die Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels und USA vs Canada Storyline 1997

-“Gene Mean, look at our body. Cameraman, zoom!”
The Iron Sheik

-“I wanted to have a Vanna White look alike contest here, the only problem was, most of the girls who showed up look like Betty White.”
Scotty “The Body” Anthony

-“If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!”
Gorilla Monsoon kommentiert als Nikolai Volkoff die Russische National Hymne singt

-“Ladies & Gentleman, the man who taught Pee Wee Herman everything he knows, Jim Cornette!”
Stan Lane kuendigt Jim Cornette an

-“Ladies & Gentleman, the man who taught William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!”
Jim Cornette kuendigt Stane Lane an

-“I'm so quick, I could spit in the wind, duck, and let it hit the old lady behind me!”
Roddy Piper
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#17
-“I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over.”
Scotty Anthony

“Take a one way trip down to Larry Land!”
Larry Zbyszko

-“I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning.”
Sgt Slaughter nachdem er Hulk Hogan`s Gesicht verbrannte

-“I guess you could call that poetry in motion.”
Jesse Ventura als The Genius einen Jobber schlaegt mit seinem Gedichte Buch.

-“He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!”
Roddy Piper ueber Ole Anderson

-“I'm just this close to that world's heavyweight championship belt.”
Rusty Brooks

-“I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling.”
Jim Garvin

-“Eventually, even a blind squirrel will find an a corn.”
Jim Cornette

-“I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.”
Cactus Jack

-“Broken necks, splattered patellas, severed arteries: These are the things from which dreams are made of.”
Road Warrior Hawk

-“It could be....Giant Baba!”
Jack Tunney ratet wer “Giant Machine” ist, was ein Running Gag geworden ist im Internet.

-“I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old.”
Bob Backlund

-”Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.”
Roddy Piper

-“I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn't emotion, it was his liver!”
Cactus Jack

-“They have Ohhhh what a feeling, but we have Ohhhh What a Rush!”
The Legion of Doom zum Orient Express

-“I would rather hurt a man than love a woman.”
Cactus Jack

-“Oh, here he comes now, the May West of Pro Wrestling.”
Roddy Piper ueber Ric Flair

-Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margarine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!”
Roddy Piper

-“Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.”
Roddy Piper

-“If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world.”
Cactus Jack

-“Rowdy Roddy cut his locks, but don`t worry woman, he`s still a fox.” (8)
Roddy Piper

-Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?”
Roddy Piper

-“Nature Boy, what`s that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?”
Roddy Piper macht sich ueber Ric Flair`s Nickname lustig Breites Grinsen


Und zum schluss nicht wirklich ein Zitat aber ein Geraeusch....

“Dowf“

Dowf war das Geraeusch das Lex Luger immer machte beim Selling wenn er Schlaege austeilte oder einsteckte. Das ganze sah dann so aus:

*Lex Luger schlaegt in der Ringecke auf seinen Gegner ein.
Die Zuschauer zaehlen: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Lex Luger: Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Breites Grinsen

Dowf 4 Life! LOL
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#18
HAHAHAHAHA Nef. Darüber könnte man echt einen Thread machen, und der würde sofort ins Best of aufgenommen.

Wie sellt man Schläge?

Lex Luger: Dowf, Dowf, Dowf
Batista: Crush-A, Crush-A, Crush-A
Mr. Kennedy: Huff, Huff, Huff
Kurt Angle: HA, HA, HA, HA
MVP: Huaa, Huaa, Huaa
usw. usw.
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#19
Zitat:Original von Adrian Adonis
HAHAHAHAHA Nef. Darüber könnte man echt einen Thread machen, und der würde sofort ins Best of aufgenommen.

Wie sellt man Schläge?

Lex Luger: Dowf, Dowf, Dowf
Batista: Crush-A, Crush-A, Crush-A
Mr. Kennedy: Huff, Huff, Huff
Kurt Angle: HA, HA, HA, HA
MVP: Huaa, Huaa, Huaa
usw. usw.
Und
-Hulk Hogan: ...... ...... ......
Begruendung: Hulk Hogan sellt nicht, weil er es nicht braucht! Breites Grinsen
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#20
Zitat:Original von Nefercheperur
Zitat:Original von Adrian Adonis
HAHAHAHAHA Nef. Darüber könnte man echt einen Thread machen, und der würde sofort ins Best of aufgenommen.

Wie sellt man Schläge?

Lex Luger: Dowf, Dowf, Dowf
Batista: Crush-A, Crush-A, Crush-A
Mr. Kennedy: Huff, Huff, Huff
Kurt Angle: HA, HA, HA, HA
MVP: Huaa, Huaa, Huaa
usw. usw.
Und
-Hulk Hogan: ...... ...... ......
Begruendung: Hulk Hogan sellt nicht, weil er es nicht braucht! Breites Grinsen


LMFAO
zu geil ihr zwei! Daumen hoch LOL LMFAO
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