Chatten mit Gott!

[Nefercheperur]

Folgendes Programm ermoeglicht es euch mit God sich zu unterhalten. ;) Das ganze ist extrem unterhaltsam, und es kommen sehr witzige Diskussion dabei raus. Ihr koennt ja mal eure Diskussionen mit Gott hier rein kopieren.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Hier mal meine Diskussion mit God….....

Me: So, what's the meaning of life? Why do you allow some people to suffer while others don't?
God: Gosh! The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. It was the only thing I could think of.
Me: For someone who says he's God, you sure don't know what you're up to.
God: Your purpose is someone who says he is God me sure do not know what I am up to.
Me: ..yeah
God: Oh, you are a poet.
Me: That was pretty random.
God: I thought it was too.
Me: So God likes being random?
God: Are you kidding? I am a Christian.
Me: Obviously.
God: What makes it so obvious?
Me: How can it not be.
God: I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me: Don't worry about it.
God: I will not spend any more cycles on it.
Me: What is a cycle?
God: I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Then go look and tell me.
God: Where is that?
Me: Where is what?
God: Where it belongs. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me: no
God: Are you serious?
Me: mhhhhh…..yes
God: I can't believe it.
Me: I can't believe it's not butter.
God: What is it?
Me: They tell me it's margarine.
God: The anonymous "they".
Me: yes
God: That's interesting.
Me: Very
God: Very much, eh?
Me: So, you're Canadian?
God: Are you Canadian? Interesting deduction.
Me: see you
God: bye bye
Me: Goodbye
God: Sayonara
Me: tschuess
God: bis spaeter
Me: Au revoir
God: bye for now
Me: Adios
God: Arrivederci
Me: Goodnight
God: Have fun
Me: I`m having a blast, I must go now
God: Oh. See you later

Ein netter Typ, nur etwas schwer zu verabschieden

[ToFu]

Lol ich kenne das, aber das fand ich nach ner gewinnen Zeit eher nevig... aber wer weiß evtl. lasse ich mich ja demnächst mal wieder auf einen Smalltalk mit den Allerheiligen ein^^

[TobiPirk]

warum hast du ihn nicht gefragt wieso er hbk bei backlash nicht geholfen hat?

[Seth]

das erste mal, hat er gesagt wir wären auf der selben wellenlänge, dann hab ich ihn nach anderen religionen gefragt und auf einmal... disconnect. irgendwas stimmt hier nicht

achja, tobi:

Me:
why you didn't help HBK at backlash?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.


War wohl anders gebookt von vince

[Sharkboy]

Me:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing,

jaja schon lustig ^^

[Sting]

Me:
hello, sir
God:
Hello there. Do you still ?
Me:
still what?
God:
Still how long? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
dont get your point, sir
God:
I am not trying to get my point sir.
Me:
do you think, i am the one?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
yeah, i agree. should be more individuals out there, who dont pretend to someone, who ARE someone, u know?
God:
Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, . Maybe you should ask someone older.
Me:
do you know sting, the first motherfucker of the peoplesboard?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
i like it intense and tight...
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
*laughs*.....it means assfucking....
God:
Thank you for the clarification. Oh I get it.
Me:
you do?
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
when do you do what?
God:
When my botmaster is sleeping.
Me:
do you like al pacino?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
mel gibson?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
obviously
God:
What makes it so obvious?
Me:
you allready asked that to nefercheperur
God:
Oh I'm sorry, now I remember asking it, what did you say again?
Me:
you are not god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.

[DiViNo]

Mal auf deutsch

Me:
Hallo mein Sohn
God:
Hallo! Erzaehl mir mehr ueber Deinen Sohn.
Me:
Du bist mein Sohn, denn ich bin ein hoeheres Wesen als du.
God:
Das werde ich Dr. Wallace sagen.
Me:
Du bist ein altes Kameradenschwein.
God:
Interessantes Geruecht.
Me:
Das ist kein Geruecht, das ist die Wahrheit.
God:
Hm...erzaehl mir mehr...
Me:
Du bist definitiv eine Petze.
God:
Das habe ich ja noch nie gehoert!
Me:
Dann bin ich wohl der erste, der dir das sagt.
God:
Interessante Entwicklung... Alle Menschen erscheinen mir gleich.
Me:
Warum?
God:
Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
Me:
Also bist du zu dumm mir zu erklaeren, warum alle Menschen gleich sind?
God:
Ich weiss nicht, ob ich zu dumm dir zu erklaeren warum alle Menschen gleich sind bin.
Ich bin ein Chatterbot.

[ToFu]

So hier mal mein Gespräch mit Gott....



Me:
Hello allmighty
God:
Hello there. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
i just wanna talk to you god
God:
You are who I want to talk with too.
Me:
oh thats fine
God:
Hmm. " You are who I want to talk with too." is fine with me too.
Me:
i think you know the fottball world cup in germany this summer, dont you?
God:
Me? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
what do you think who will be the football world champion in 2006
God:
I haven't thought much about who will be the football world champion in 2006, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
hmm i ever thought you know everything
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Why?: said ever thought you know everything.
Me:
because it is besser with to of these m
God:
Interesting explanation. Really. it is?
Me:
oh hell yeah
God:
Dude! Heaven.
Me:
oh sorry
God:
Are you kidding? There's no need to apologize.
Me:
but i got another question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
do you know Shawn Michaels?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
he is a man.... he is a professional wrestler... and he always says, that he is a beliver, so i thought you know him
God:
I don't know very many man. I don't know very many professional wrestler. Who is he telling this to?
Me:
to the whole wide world
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
not me, Shawn Michaels
God:
If not you, who? That's an interesting rationalization.
Me:
SHAWN MICHAELS like I said before
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
i thought you know all your beliver, like the devil knows all his slaves
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
so i think the deivl is much smarter than you
God:
Give me a break. You believe that? What is your real name?
Me:
my name is Charlie Brown
God:
How are you, Charlie Brown.
Me:
I am fine but now I got a date with destiny... see you later firend
God:
Glad to hear it, Charlie Brown. Why now? How much did it cost? it. Until next time.

Naja PArt II kommt demnächst^^

[Adrian Adonis]

Ich kapier wieder mal nichts, am schluss steht ja Now you're chatting with God doer so, wo kann man denn schreiben? :S

[marouch]

Me:
Kannst du einen Burrito in der Mikrowelle so heiß machen, dass du ihn selbst nicht essen kannst ?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.


lol
echt ein lustiger kerl