Namen die im Pro Wrestling wahrscheinlich nicht funktionieren wuerden

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Mal wieder ein lustiges Topic, erfindet einfach irgendwelche Namen die im Pro Wrestling nicht funktionieren wuerden. ;) Ich fange mal mit den ersten an.

“Macho Warrior” Ric Hogan (den Indy Wrestler gibt es wirklich )

Abdullah the Stenographer

Hamster Mask

Lex Liger

The Teflon Shiek

Sgt. Laughter

Good News Allen

Junkyard Kitten

One Man Gangrel

Hillbilly Nguyen

Masked Midcarder

Mediocre Destroyer

Rick Steambath

Osama Von Erich

Red River Jackass

Dirty Yellow Snow

Samoan Menachem

Rikishi Hart

2 Lukewarm Scorpio

No No Brazil

Jasper "The Janitor" Jackson

The Pink Carnation

[Double F]

Umaga... ;)

John Hemsley

Hulk Lashley

The Opener

Luk the Teacher

Holk Hugan

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“Slaps Like A Girl” John Cena

“Too Sensitive To Hurt Anyone” Lex Luger

“Average Looking” Batista

“The World`s Least Dangerous Man” Terry Bolea

Pierre “The French Poodle” LaRain

“The Bollywoood Fashion Plate” Tiger Raza Singh

Yoshihiro McMahon (der lang vermisste japanische Sohn von Vince McMahon)

“Mr Nice Guy” Steve Austin

“Busboy” Michael Hickenbottom

“Cheese Eating” Mr Cheese

Crazy Eights Mulligan

Jimmy “Funky Chicken” Snuka

Bock Nurpledinkel

Bic Nair

“Banjo” Billy Bob Bexter

“The Disco Machine” Paul Wright

Reverand Goldberg

Zeppo Inoki

The Giant Midget

The Honky Tonk Transvestite

Dos Culos

The Baroque Express

Nord the Librarian

Magnum F.U.

Kamala the Pygmy Giant

The Bingo Warrior

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Horace Horizontal

Kim Duckincover

Duct Tape Davis

Fido Fleezenticks

Yukon Dixie

Moo Galloway

The Giggler

Judge Ito

Ravishing Rick Polite

Humankind

Antelope Cholak

“Polish Power” Eddie Guerrero

“Latino Heat” Tatsumi Fujinami

Bologna Tsuruta

“Sexual Chocolate” The little Khali

The New-Age Law

Rocky “The Flying Squirrel” Johnson

“Little Kitty” Ernie Ladd

Justin Edible

[Sidewalker]

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Yukon Dixie

Warum würde das nicht funktionieren? ;)

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Safety Razor Ramon

The Average Muta

Road Warrior Canary

Road Warrior Mineral

Cowboy Atsushi Onita

Koko B Careful

Mr. Thumbwrestling II

Standing Jim Brunzell

Butterknife Jim Duggan

Big Van Nader

Snowflake Tommy Rich

Sid Tender

The British Bullfrog

[Shek the Legend Killer]

MR. Stalin ( wär nich so gut denk ich )
The Salsaman
MR. Half Ten in Germany
Hammerhandhuxley

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Bobby “The Medulla” Heenan

Jesse “The Corpse” Ventura

Private Slaughter

Outhouse Jack

The Ultimate Lover

“The Middle-Class Guy” Ted DiBiase

“The Canadian Annoyer” Chris Benoit

“The Backache Kid” Shawn Michaels

The Legion Of Hope

Tabby Mask

The Firecracker Kid

Harlem Chill

The Polka Express

Bret “The Limodriver” Hart

The Big Slow

The Big No

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The Odd Jobber

Siegfried Roy

The Boston Tangler

Dingleberry Collins

The Iron Squaw

Gator Bates

The Ballroom Dancing Express

Rash McKenzie

Egg Drop Kelly

The Ponderer

“The Lady Killer” Jimmy Snuka

Even Colder Mike Austin

“Irish” Luck Hogan

“Olympic Alternate” Kurt Angle

Cilly and Buck

Hackysack Mulligan

Paperback Ryder

Lambada "the Forbidden Ugandan"

“The Man Of Above Average Strength” Mark Henry

“Prescribed Burn” Tommy Rich

The Nameless Prelim Guy

“Polynesian Chief” Dave Smith

The 1-2-3 A-B-C Kid

The Middle aged dude in a mid life crisis

Buddhist Brody

[Senechall]

Hulk Rogen

"Texas Rattlesnake" Alex Wright

"Mister Minute Fall" Helmsley

"NO Hurt" Foley

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The Masked Social Worker

The Curtain Jerker

The French Tickler

“The Slavic Slob” Yuri Sonavavitch

“The Angry Russian” Tony Gonzalez

Igor the Incontinent

The Sugarland Express

Mild Mascaras

“The Japanese Buzzsaw“ Vladimir Koloff

“So So” Jimmy Garvin

”Tampa Bay” Hulk Hogan

“The Lithuanian Dream” Dusty Rhodes

The Explosive Fertilizer Kid

Jerry “The King” Viagra

Terry “The Cockfighter” Taylor

Front Yard Dog

[Sidewalker]

"Turkey Jerkey" Muhammad Hassan

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The Donkey Kong Man

The Plaid Avenger

The Kiwi Sheepherders

The Von Erich Boys - Alfonse, Legthrop & Wentworth

The Assassins - Smurp & Earf

Henry Smooschinger

Private Pooh

Titmouse Moostitzki

Ruud Rhombus

The Disco Express

The Copper Sheik

The Satanfather

The Little Show

The Street Warriors

Healer Brody