Der unglaubliche Death Predictor!

[Nefercheperur]

-Der unglaubliche Death Predictor


Bei mir kam folgendes raus........

Nefercheperur: At age 38 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Ich wusste es, Britney Spears wird mich mal umbringen.


Real Name: At age 62 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

Klingt Plausibel.

[Double F]

Double F: At age 68 you will be blown up by the pyrotechnics rigged at one of your "Still Not Dead" concerts.

Real Name: At age 29 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.


Klasse, habe nur noch 9 Jahre zu Leben und sterbe an Heroin, obwohl ich sowas total verabscheue!

Aber wenigstens kann ich als Double F bis zum Rentenalter bleiben!! (8)

[The dangerous Dave]

The dangerous Dave: At age 33 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

Eieiei

Real Name: At age 41 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

Shit ich wusste es!!!!! Meine eigenen Fans werden mich ermorden ^^

[Senechall]

Senechall: At age 67 you finally kick the heroine habit! Congratulations. Unfortunately you stopped because you died from an overdose.

Scheiße ich wusste es schon immer der Junk wird mich umbringen.

Realname: At age 40 a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

jetzt weiß ich warum ich King Kong (auch ned den Bundy) mochte... aber es klingt mir am logischsten.

[Scott Hall]

Scot Hall : At age 80 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

Äh also da bleibe ich doch lieber beim Namensgeber und saufe mich zu Tode!

Realer Name : At age 72 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

Und das mir, der noch nicht mal weiß, wie man ne SMS verschickt!

[Snowder]

Snowder: At age 40 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

Jetzt wirds bunt ;) will doch gar nicht nach Spanien

Real Name: At age 32 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

lol, na Mahlzeit ;) Die Vögel werden ihren Spaß haben

[DiViNo]

DiViNo: Divino: At age 62 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

Ich wusste doch, dass irgendwelche Sachen, die ich verabscheue sich irgendwann rächen werden. Tekken sucks.


Real Name: At age 33 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.

Aha, damit steht also fest, dass ich dem Alkohol nicht auf ewig entsagen werde.

[Peruh]

Real: At age 25 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

Wie geil, ich werde in einer Arena um mein leben kämpfen

*freu^^*

Mysterio: At age 26 you will start playing an online game and become so addicted that you starve to death.

Onlinegames??Nicht meine stärke

[Timewalker]

Daishira: At age 27 you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes. Unfortunately you will be sleeping nude in a local shopping mall.



Real Name: At age 72 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

So stell ich mir das auch ungefähr vor

Pikachu: At age 24 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.


Meine Freundin: At age 44 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.

:nervous:

[The Rocko Mavia]

Real Name:
At age 49 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.

Rocko Mavia: At age 64 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.


-->Chuck Norris: At age 88 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

[Pauleta]

Real Name: At age 39 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.
Pauleta: At age 56 you will be shanked in prison, becoming fatally wounded.

Sehr cool, so hab ich mir das immer gewünscht!

[Peruh]

Hier ein paar WWE superstars(Ich garantiere nicht für ihre richtigkeit^^)

Jeff Hardy: At age 76 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill

Interesanter "test"

Der Undertaker: At age 43 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra

Zufälle gibts^^

John Cena:: At age 11 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra.

WTF?? er stirbt in der vergangenheit...LOL^^

Edit

Noch einer meiner Freunde, der Kifferling(Das alter, das er behauptet hat^^)
Kifferling: At age 100000027 while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists

[Double F]

Hier auch noch ein paar andere:

Al Bundy: At age 91 you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Camp Harmony, Venus.

Gollum: At age 172 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

Triple H: At age 83 after your spouse leaves you and your children disown you, you will go to work to find that you have been fired. This all proves too much to take. You decide to take a walk in the park but are robbed and murdered before you get there.

Vince wirft ihn raus....

Vince McMahon: At age 71 a group of friends will urge you to test the "Don't Wizz on the Electric Fence" myth, and you discover that it can kill.

Ne Flasche Jack Daniels (Alter 180): At age 195 you will become involved in revolutionary activities in Ecuador, and be killed.

Nochmal:

Double F: At age 69 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish.

Real Name: At age 71 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

Is doch schon wesentlich besser... (8)