03.05.2007, 14:29
Vor gut 12 Jahren gruendete Hulk Hogan mit Jimmy Hart, seiner Frau Linda und John Maguire die “The Wrestling Boot Band“. Zusammen nahmen sie die “Hulk Rules“ CD auf, Musikalisch etwa auf dem selben Niveau wie die CD von Randy Savage “Be a Man“ anzusiedeln. Die 10 Songs der CD drehen sich darum wie grossartig Hulk Hogan doch ist, was schon so peinlich ist, das man schon darueber lachen kann. Hulk Hogan und Linda singen (und rappen) auf der CD, sie koennen das zwar nicht, aber wenigstens versuchen sie es. Wer immer dachte, woher hat Brooke nur das Talent nicht singen zu koennen, aber hat dennoch den Mut eine CD zumachen? Der findet mit der Hulk Rules CD die Antwort. Man beachte mal die Lyrics der Songs
Hulk Rules
1.Hulkster's in the House
2.American Made
3.Hulkster's Back
4.Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
5.Bad to the Bone
6.I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
7.Beach Patrol
8.Hulk's the One
9.Hulkster in Heaven
10.Hulk Rules
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Hulkster's in the House
The Hulkster's in the house
Check him out, check him out
Get up off your seat
He's got a brand new beat
CHORUS:
When the going gets tough
The tough get rough
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go
The Hulkster's in the room
You know he's on the move
I can feel it in my feet
We're moving to the beat
CHORUS
We're rocking down the house
The band is playing loud
We're blowing off the roof
And we're gonna rock 'n roll
CHORUS
American Made
He's got the red, white, and blue running through his veins
He was born and raised in the U.S. of A
He's government inspected, he's U.S. grade
If you mess with the flag it's like a slap in his face
CHORUS:
He's American Made...American
He's American Made...A real American
He's American Made...American
He's American Made...A real American
He's American, American made
He's got the [lexicon]stars[/lexicon] and stripes running through his veins
He was born and raised the American way
He wears the heart of his country on his sleeve
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe
CHORUS
He was born and raised in the U.S. of A
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe
CHORUS
Hulkster's Back
Oh my God
Check out the pump, brother!
Want a gnaw?
What's up, dude?
I was born, I was bred, I was southern fed
I got a crazy idea runnin' through my head
California is the place that I had to be
Then a speech in the pit really set me free
CHORUS:
Hey check out the pythons baby
Would you look at that
Hey check out the pythons baby
The Hulkster's back
I was hangin', I was bangin', I was turnin' it on
Everybody on the beach knew it wouldn't be long
I took a belt, it was Flair's, I don't really care
In the hands of the Maniacs we can all share
CHORUS
Fortune and fame was his middle name
He got as high as the sky but he remained the same
With the trainin' and the prayers and the vitamins too
Don't mess with us or we'll beat you too
CHORUS
Yo Ted Turner, you wanna arm wrestle?
What's up, dawg?
Check out the pump, chump!
Riding my Harley D in the wind, brother
Test the power!
Traning, prayers, and vitamins
Oooh...look at that new vein in my tricep
Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
I packed up my boots and I jumped in my car
And I headed for the Sunshine State
And when I got there I gave her a call
She said everything was great
I needed some time with the boys
And she needed her time and space
CHORUS:
So I'll lay on the beach and get me a tan
And I'll play my music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, the Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
I met a girl on the beach yesterday
And she looked a lot like you
She heard the band play late last night
And she thought the bass player was cute
She was down here on her vacation
Because she needed her time and space
CHORUS 2:
So we'll lay on the beach and get us a tan
And we'll listen to the music with boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, the Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
CHORUS 2
Bad to the Bone
C'mon baby we're a-going for a ride
Put your arms around me and a-hold on tight
Turn up the music 'cause we wanna hear it loud
The girls all know that it's a boy's night out
CHORUS:
'Cause we're bad, bad, bad...to the bone
To the bone
Head out on the highway, let the Harley rip 'n roll
Hammer down the throttle, give that baby some more
Turn up the volume 'cause we like to rock 'n roll
The girls all know that we're outta control
CHORUS
Turn up the volume 'cause we like to rock 'n roll
The girls all know that we're outta control
CHORUS
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
CHORUS:
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
If you want to be a Hulkamaniac
I can sure tell you how to stay on track
You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too
These are all the things that Maniacs do
Positive thoughts and positive deeds
These are the things that'll make you succeed
Always be good to your family and friends
'Cause they're the only one's that'll be there in the end
CHORUS
If you're looking for something cool to do
Just pick good friends to be with you
Always watch out where you are at
You may be judged where you hang your hat
Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat
You don't need drugs to move your feet
When the dealer tries to push on you
Just tell him what you're gonna do
CHORUS
Try to do good each and every day
Don't give up nothin' bad to say
Always go swimming with a buddy
Work real hard and always study
If you want to be real real cool
Don't be so stupid and play the fool
Get your education each and every day
These are all the things that the Maniacs say
CHORUS
Beach Patrol
I was walkin' down the beach lookin' for some action
Had my radio set on a rap rap station
Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation
She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recesitation
CHORUS:
We are the Beach Patrol
We want to party, party, party
We are the Beach Patrol
We want to party, party, party
We were cruisin' down the beach checkin' out the action
Had my radio rockin' to a heavy metal station
Puttin' on some shades, tryin' to catch some rays
When I caught the lifeguard messin' with my babe
CHORUS
Whoop there it is, whoop there it is
You better watch out here comes my boyfriend
Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass
Whoop there it is, check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy can lose control
You just don't mess with the Beach Patrol
CHORUS
When you're hangin' at the beach you can see so much
Look all you want but you better not touch
Take it from me, don't lose control
'Cause you're gonna have to deal with the Beach Patrol
CHORUS
Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass
Hey girlfriend!
Yo dudes, should we call 911?
Whoops there it is, slam into it baby, slam into it, slam into it...homeboy
Backseat baby...when you're ready
Yo dudes!
Hey girlfriend
Whoop there it is, whoop there it is, whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoop there it is
Hulk's the One
They say your heart is made out of stone
You got me hanging by a string
My friends all tell me you're bad to the bone
Please be bad to me
CHORUS:
You're the one...the only one
Hulk's the only one for me
He's the man...the only man
Hulk's the only man for me
You had me hooked from that very first look
You got me down on my knees
When you turned on the charm, I heard the alarm
I should have called the police
CHORUS
My friends all tell me I'm under your spell
But I'm too blind to see
You held on so strong and then you are gone
You turned the lights out on me
CHORUS
Hulkster in Heaven
I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV
I guess there'll be one empty seat when I wrestle at Wembley
I used to tear my shirt, but now you've torn my heart
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start
CHORUS:
You were my friend
I'll see you again
When the Hulkster comes to Heaven
We'll tag up again
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again
You were my friend
I'll see you again
When I climb back in the ring, you know I'll win this fight
I wish you were here at ringside to cheer me on tonight
The spotlight now grows dim, and now it's not on me
The prayers we said together are still our guarantee
CHORUS
The world just lost, the world just lost
My friend, he's my friend
CHORUS
Hulk Rules
When he steps into the ring he's ready for a fight
His twenty-four inch pythons are loaded up tonight
Everybody's talking trash, but he knows that talk is cheap
If you mess with the Hulkster he'll rearrange your teeth
CHORUS:
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Oh yeah!
If you ever get in trouble and you need a helping hand
Just call on the Hulkster and he will be your friend
He'll stand up for your freedom, he'll stand up for your rights
United you both will stand, together you will fight
CHORUS
Hulk Rules
1.Hulkster's in the House
2.American Made
3.Hulkster's Back
4.Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
5.Bad to the Bone
6.I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
7.Beach Patrol
8.Hulk's the One
9.Hulkster in Heaven
10.Hulk Rules
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Hulkster's in the House
The Hulkster's in the house
Check him out, check him out
Get up off your seat
He's got a brand new beat
CHORUS:
When the going gets tough
The tough get rough
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go
Hey hey, ho ho...c'mon let's go
The Hulkster's in the room
You know he's on the move
I can feel it in my feet
We're moving to the beat
CHORUS
We're rocking down the house
The band is playing loud
We're blowing off the roof
And we're gonna rock 'n roll
CHORUS
American Made
He's got the red, white, and blue running through his veins
He was born and raised in the U.S. of A
He's government inspected, he's U.S. grade
If you mess with the flag it's like a slap in his face
CHORUS:
He's American Made...American
He's American Made...A real American
He's American Made...American
He's American Made...A real American
He's American, American made
He's got the [lexicon]stars[/lexicon] and stripes running through his veins
He was born and raised the American way
He wears the heart of his country on his sleeve
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe
CHORUS
He was born and raised in the U.S. of A
He'll fight for your freedom if you really believe
CHORUS
Hulkster's Back
Oh my God
Check out the pump, brother!
Want a gnaw?
What's up, dude?
I was born, I was bred, I was southern fed
I got a crazy idea runnin' through my head
California is the place that I had to be
Then a speech in the pit really set me free
CHORUS:
Hey check out the pythons baby
Would you look at that
Hey check out the pythons baby
The Hulkster's back
I was hangin', I was bangin', I was turnin' it on
Everybody on the beach knew it wouldn't be long
I took a belt, it was Flair's, I don't really care
In the hands of the Maniacs we can all share
CHORUS
Fortune and fame was his middle name
He got as high as the sky but he remained the same
With the trainin' and the prayers and the vitamins too
Don't mess with us or we'll beat you too
CHORUS
Yo Ted Turner, you wanna arm wrestle?
What's up, dawg?
Check out the pump, chump!
Riding my Harley D in the wind, brother
Test the power!
Traning, prayers, and vitamins
Oooh...look at that new vein in my tricep
Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
I packed up my boots and I jumped in my car
And I headed for the Sunshine State
And when I got there I gave her a call
She said everything was great
I needed some time with the boys
And she needed her time and space
CHORUS:
So I'll lay on the beach and get me a tan
And I'll play my music with the boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, the Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
I met a girl on the beach yesterday
And she looked a lot like you
She heard the band play late last night
And she thought the bass player was cute
She was down here on her vacation
Because she needed her time and space
CHORUS 2:
So we'll lay on the beach and get us a tan
And we'll listen to the music with boys in the band
And I'll send you a postcard whenever I can
Sincerely, the Wrestling Boot Traveling Band
CHORUS 2
Bad to the Bone
C'mon baby we're a-going for a ride
Put your arms around me and a-hold on tight
Turn up the music 'cause we wanna hear it loud
The girls all know that it's a boy's night out
CHORUS:
'Cause we're bad, bad, bad...to the bone
To the bone
Head out on the highway, let the Harley rip 'n roll
Hammer down the throttle, give that baby some more
Turn up the volume 'cause we like to rock 'n roll
The girls all know that we're outta control
CHORUS
Turn up the volume 'cause we like to rock 'n roll
The girls all know that we're outta control
CHORUS
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
CHORUS:
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
Have fun with my family and friends
If you want to be a Hulkamaniac
I can sure tell you how to stay on track
You gotta train, say your prayers, eat your vitamins too
These are all the things that Maniacs do
Positive thoughts and positive deeds
These are the things that'll make you succeed
Always be good to your family and friends
'Cause they're the only one's that'll be there in the end
CHORUS
If you're looking for something cool to do
Just pick good friends to be with you
Always watch out where you are at
You may be judged where you hang your hat
Can you feel the muscic, can you feel the beat
You don't need drugs to move your feet
When the dealer tries to push on you
Just tell him what you're gonna do
CHORUS
Try to do good each and every day
Don't give up nothin' bad to say
Always go swimming with a buddy
Work real hard and always study
If you want to be real real cool
Don't be so stupid and play the fool
Get your education each and every day
These are all the things that the Maniacs say
CHORUS
Beach Patrol
I was walkin' down the beach lookin' for some action
Had my radio set on a rap rap station
Saw a girl in trouble, a sticky situation
She wanted me to give her mouth-to-mouth recesitation
CHORUS:
We are the Beach Patrol
We want to party, party, party
We are the Beach Patrol
We want to party, party, party
We were cruisin' down the beach checkin' out the action
Had my radio rockin' to a heavy metal station
Puttin' on some shades, tryin' to catch some rays
When I caught the lifeguard messin' with my babe
CHORUS
Whoop there it is, whoop there it is
You better watch out here comes my boyfriend
Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass
Whoop there it is, check it out, check it in
You'll be six feet deep if you touch my girlfriend
You know this homeboy can lose control
You just don't mess with the Beach Patrol
CHORUS
When you're hangin' at the beach you can see so much
Look all you want but you better not touch
Take it from me, don't lose control
'Cause you're gonna have to deal with the Beach Patrol
CHORUS
Pump it up, pump it up, pump up the bass
Hey girlfriend!
Yo dudes, should we call 911?
Whoops there it is, slam into it baby, slam into it, slam into it...homeboy
Backseat baby...when you're ready
Yo dudes!
Hey girlfriend
Whoop there it is, whoop there it is, whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo-whoop there it is
Hulk's the One
They say your heart is made out of stone
You got me hanging by a string
My friends all tell me you're bad to the bone
Please be bad to me
CHORUS:
You're the one...the only one
Hulk's the only one for me
He's the man...the only man
Hulk's the only man for me
You had me hooked from that very first look
You got me down on my knees
When you turned on the charm, I heard the alarm
I should have called the police
CHORUS
My friends all tell me I'm under your spell
But I'm too blind to see
You held on so strong and then you are gone
You turned the lights out on me
CHORUS
Hulkster in Heaven
I read it in the papers, I saw it on TV
I guess there'll be one empty seat when I wrestle at Wembley
I used to tear my shirt, but now you've torn my heart
I knew you were a Hulkamaniac right from the very start
CHORUS:
You were my friend
I'll see you again
When the Hulkster comes to Heaven
We'll tag up again
The world just lost another Hulkamaniac
I wish Hulk's love could bring you back again
You were my friend
I'll see you again
When I climb back in the ring, you know I'll win this fight
I wish you were here at ringside to cheer me on tonight
The spotlight now grows dim, and now it's not on me
The prayers we said together are still our guarantee
CHORUS
The world just lost, the world just lost
My friend, he's my friend
CHORUS
Hulk Rules
When he steps into the ring he's ready for a fight
His twenty-four inch pythons are loaded up tonight
Everybody's talking trash, but he knows that talk is cheap
If you mess with the Hulkster he'll rearrange your teeth
CHORUS:
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Whoa...whoa...the Hulkster rules
Oh yeah!
If you ever get in trouble and you need a helping hand
Just call on the Hulkster and he will be your friend
He'll stand up for your freedom, he'll stand up for your rights
United you both will stand, together you will fight
CHORUS
