08.10.2007, 05:33
Im Maerz 2001 wurden ja Teile der WCW an die WWF verkauft. Irgendein Komiker hat auf E-Bay dann zum Spass die WCW zum Verkauf gestellt. Das ganze war natuerlich Fake und wurde nach drei Tagen geloescht, aber irgendein Idiot hat tatsaechlich $85,000 geboten. Hier der Text zur Auktion, sehr witzig vorallem das Paul Heyman nicht bieten durfte.
Zitat:Seller: Stro Kinnit
For Sale--Professional Wrestling Franchise
One of the top companies in the history of pro-wrestling is cleaning house and closing shop due to the merger of AOL and Time-Warner!
The network is removing "WCW Monday Nitro" and "WCW Thunder" from Turner Network Television and TBS Superstation, respectively, because "it is not consistent with the upscale brands we've built with TNT and TBS. Besides that, I'm gonna jump from a high bridge if I have to see another Rick Steiner match," a spokesman said late Friday.
The winning bidder gets a company with one of the greatest legacies in the history of wrestling!
You will receive tons of material from the early days of the NWA, GWA, and PGA with [lexicon]stars[/lexicon] like Ric Flair, The Fabulous Freebirds, Dusty Rhodes and Mr. Wrestling #2...to the Dungeon of Doom and Beach Blast '93...to the top-of-the-mountain, glory days of the NWO when we kicked the WWF's asses to Parts Unknown and back...to our more recent Judy Bagwell on a Pole and Oklahoma BBQ matches.
As the new owner of WCW, you'll get full ownership to all our Championship Belts. Just think of all the hummers you'll get when you tell them David Arquette also wore your Heavyweight Championship Belt. You're sure to get laid with the JunkYard Invitational trophy strapped to the hood of your car as you're cruising in your trailer park.
As an added bonus, we'll throw in:
Twelve never-aired, hard-to-find Ding-Dongs matches
Enough One Warrior Nation merchandise to outfit S. America
Steve "Mongo" McMichael's Universal Language Translator
A lifetime supply of Hulk Hogan's Pastamania
Interviews with Jay Leno and Dennis Rodman.
Johnny B. Badd makeup and boas
Nitro Girls' dirty panties.
The Shockmaster's helmet.
A rare PN News rap cd.
We'll even throw in Tony Schiavone for you to smack around!
It's a great item folks. So get your bids in NOW! Good luck!
Important winner info: Shipping is $5.00. If outside the U.S, shipping charges will be determined. So you Slapnutz in Congo will have to wait. Insurance is optional and up to the winner. Payment can be made by PayPal, money order or personal check unless written by Paul Heyman.