-“I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over.”
Scotty Anthony
“Take a one way trip down to Larry Land!”
Larry Zbyszko
-“I love the scent of burnt flesh in the morning.”
Sgt Slaughter nachdem er Hulk Hogan`s Gesicht verbrannte
-“I guess you could call that poetry in motion.”
Jesse Ventura als The Genius einen Jobber schlaegt mit seinem Gedichte Buch.
-“He's as strong as an ox...and ALMOST as smart!”
Roddy Piper ueber Ole Anderson
-“I'm just this close to that world's heavyweight championship belt.”
Rusty Brooks
-“I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling.”
Jim Garvin
-“Eventually, even a blind squirrel will find an a corn.”
Jim Cornette
-“I can't jump high, so I jump from high places.”
Cactus Jack
-“Broken necks, splattered patellas, severed arteries: These are the things from which dreams are made of.”
Road Warrior Hawk
-“It could be....Giant Baba!”
Jack Tunney ratet wer “Giant Machine” ist, was ein Running Gag geworden ist im Internet.
-“I would wrestle Hulk Hogan when I'm 50 years old.”
Bob Backlund
-”Ever notice Hulk Hogan ain't got no hair on his chest? The only one who's got hair on their chest on their team is Cindy Lauper.”
Roddy Piper
-“I told Sting that lump in his throat wasn't emotion, it was his liver!”
Cactus Jack
-“They have Ohhhh what a feeling, but we have Ohhhh What a Rush!”
The Legion of Doom zum Orient Express
-“I would rather hurt a man than love a woman.”
Cactus Jack
-“Oh, here he comes now, the May West of Pro Wrestling.”
Roddy Piper ueber Ric Flair
-Jerry Lawler walks in here with his crown - DA DA DUM - Imperial Margarine - and talks about what he's going to do to me. Lawler, if you think you're going to beat me, if you think you can do ANYTHING to me, than you really are the king. King of FOOLS, jack!!”
Roddy Piper
-“Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running.”
Roddy Piper
-“If the Gods could build me a ladder to the heavens, I'd climb up the ladder and drop a big elbow on the world.”
Cactus Jack
-“Rowdy Roddy cut his locks, but don`t worry woman, he`s still a fox.” (8)
Roddy Piper
-Ric Flair, you once called me a woman. Well, what I want to know is, how does it feel to get beat by a woman?”
Roddy Piper
-“Nature Boy, what`s that? Do you run around the forest like Euell Gibbons, eating bark or something?”
Roddy Piper macht sich ueber Ric Flair`s Nickname lustig
Und zum schluss nicht wirklich ein Zitat aber ein Geraeusch....
“Dowf“
Dowf war das Geraeusch das Lex Luger immer machte beim Selling wenn er Schlaege austeilte oder einsteckte. Das ganze sah dann so aus:
*Lex Luger schlaegt in der Ringecke auf seinen Gegner ein.
Die Zuschauer zaehlen: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Lex Luger: Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf! Dowf!
Dowf 4 Life!
