CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

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Und dann dazu nochmal den letzten Blog durchlesen ... also man darf wohl sogar das Zustandekommen eines Matches bezweifeln.

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CHIKARA "Wit, Verve and a Bit o' Nerve" Results
20.03.2010
Easton, Pennsylvania
The Palmer Center

Gavin Loudspeaker sang zu Beginn der Show wieder ein Lied, was jedoch von der Bruderschaft des Kreuzes unterbrochen wurde. Diese schlugen Loudspeaker nieder und zerstörten seine Gitarre. Dann forderten sie die Colony zum Ring, was letztlich in einem Beatdown der Campeonatos mündete.

Tag Team Match
Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Sara Del Rey & Daizee Haze) besiegten Los Ice Creams (El Hijo del Ice Cream & Ice Cream Jr.) nach einem German Suplex von Haze an El Hijo.

Singles Match
Tursas besiegte Green Ant nach der Kreuz Bomb.

Tag Team Match
The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) besiegten The UnStable (Vin Gerard & STIGMA) nach einem Schoolboy von Amasis an STIGMA.

Singles Match
Lince Dorado besiegte Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen nach einer Shooting Star Press.

Tag Team Match
The Badd Boyz (Brad & Chad Badd) besiegten 2.0 (Jagged & Shane Matthews) durch freiwillige Matchaufgabe, da 2.0 nicht auftauchte.

Nach dem Match offenbarten die Badd Boyz, dass sie selbst 2.0 wären und sie sich nun einem Upgrade unterzogen hätten, wodurch sie besser geworden sind. Daher seien sie jetzt 3.0.

Young Lions Cup Match
Tim Donst © besiegte Dasher Hatfield mit einem Backslide.

8 Man Tag Team Match
Mike Quackenbush, Jigsaw & Incoherence (Hallowicked & Frightmare) besiegten The Order Of The Neo-Solar Temple (UltraMantis Black & Crossbones) & Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma & Icarus) nach der Kneecolepsy von Quackenbush gegen Akuma.

Vor dem Main Event attackierte die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes The Colony und Tursas verpasste Soldier Ant eine Power Bomb gegen eine Wand, die diesen für den Großteil des Matches ausschaltete.

CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas Title Match
Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Ares & Claudio Castagnoli) besiegten The Colony (Fire Ant & Soldier Ant) © mit 2:0 Falls. Der erste Fall konnte direkt zu Beginn des Matches nach einem Tiger Driver von Ares an Fire Ant errungen werden. Nach knapp 17 Minuten gewann die BDK die Titel nach dem Doomsday Device von Claudio Castagnoli gegen Soldier Ant.

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Young Lions Cup Match
Tim Donst © besiegte mit einem Backslide.

Wer ist der Mann, den sie "mit einem Backslide" nannten? ;)

[Silk]

LOL danke, echtmal ... gleich mal editieren. Dasher Hatfield wars.

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CHIKARA "Dead Men Don't Laugh" Results
21.03.2010
Fairfield, Connecticut
Knights of Columbus Hall

Tag Team Match
3.0 (Scott "Jagged" Parker & Shane Matthews) besiegten The Order Of The Neo-Solar Temple (UltraMantis Black & Crossbones) mit einem Sunset Flip.

Singles Match
Pinkie "Pink Ant" Sanchez besiegte Jimmy "Equinox" Olsen nach dem Burning Snicklefritz.

Singles Match
STIGMA besiegte Dasher Hatfield nach dem Tombstone.

Trios Match
Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Tim Donst, Sara Del Rey & Daizee Haze) besiegten The Colony (Fire Ant, Soldier Ant & Green Ant) nach der Super Donstitution gegen Green Ant.

Singles Match
Jigsaw besiegte Vin Gerard nach einem Brainbuster.

PGW Title Match
Frankie Arion © besiegte Brendan Michael Thomas nach einer California Roll.

Tag Team Match
Team F.I.S.T. (Gran Akuma & Icarus besiegte The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) nach dem Blu-Ray von Icarus an Amasis.

Singles Match
Lince Dorado besiegte Eddie Kingston durch DQ

Trios Match
Bruderschaft des Kreuzes (Ares, Claudio Castagnoli & Tursas) besiegten Team Frightning (Mike Quackenbush, Hallowicked & Frightmare) nach dem Ragnarok von Tursas gegen Frightmare.

[Adrian Adonis]

Original von Silk
PGW Title Match
Frankie Arion © besiegten nach einer California Roll.

Du machst es mit Absicht, oder?

[Silk]

Zeigt mir wenigstens dass noch jemand die Results liest.

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23. März 2010 - Dieter Von Steigerwalt

Greetings, CHIKARA fans. The events of this past weekend have resulted in several issues that must be addressed. First of which concerns the match between 2.0 and The Badd Boyz. Having seen the amended records yesterday pertaining to the point totals for title contention, I want to make public my ruling that for their "forfeit" win in Easton, Matthews and Parker will NOT be awarded a point. Their current total is one point, which was scored in Fairfield the next day. Do not even attempt to waste my time by filing for a variance, or I may see fit to bench you for a while until you come to your senses.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/OnePointOnly.jpg]

Next, I will address those messages and complaints regarding the title bout from Easton on 20 March. Those of you that have raised objections over alleged interference during Claudio Castagnoli and Ares' historic championship win can rest easy. I will personally review the footage from the contest to make certain that nothing tarnishes this extraordinary accomplishment on the part of the Bruderschaft. Furthermore, I would like to point out that the ruling of the referee should be respected above all, and it was most experienced Senior Official Bryce Remsburg who oversaw the contest, and counted the deciding fall himself.


Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
DVS

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25. März 2010 - Chuck Taylor

5 months. That's how long it's been since your boy Chuckie T has been in a CHIKARA ring. Last year was pretty good for myself and my F.I.S.T. compatriots. We won King of Trios, I made some punk named Bryan tap out in the center of the ring. The year also had its down points. I lost my immaculate hair, then it turned green.

Well guess what...my beautiful mane is back! Come King of Trios, my beautiful face will be back in a CHIKARA ring. We will undoubtedly defend our crown. I hear that in my time off, some big group full of losers and girls is dominating CHIKARA. I'm gone for 5 months and the federation is taken over by the likes of Pinkie Sanchez and Daizee Haze. Looks like most people seem to think that this BDK unit is the favorite to take King of Trios. Looks like most people are dumb as a box of rocks. We haven't lost a trios match since Young Lions Cup VI. We are unstoppable.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/ThreeFISTed.jpg]

Bring on BDK. "The Kentucky Gentleman" Chuck Taylor and my boys Icarus and Gran Akuma will do what no one else in CHIKARA has done - we'll beat them. Then we will become the first team to win King of Trios twice. Then, I'll slap each and every single person in the audience. Then, I'll slap every single wrestler in the back. CT don't play.


Count down the days, Chuckie's comin' back.
CT

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29. März 2010 - Cuije

soy cuije, la mascota del gran alebrije. ¡quiero decir el público que soy muy feliz de tomar parte en king of tríos! pero, yo también soy preocupado, porque hay tantos luchadores grandes. ¡junto con gran alebrije y oriental, nosotros podemos derrotar los tríos americanos y japoneses!

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aunque king of tríos sea un torneo americano, es famoso en méxico. los periódicos y las revistas todo mostró los resultados cuando pantera, lince dorado e incógnito ganó. los aficionados saben que soy un mejor luchador que pantera e incógnito, ¡soy casi tan alto como lince! ¡quiero ser el primer mini luchador de ser rey de tríos!

saludos,
cuije

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1. April 2010 - Darin Corbin

Hello CHIKARA fans!

Back by popular demand, the F1rst Family returns for our 3rd straight King of Trios event. And I must start off by saying “thank you” for all your support. There are a lot of things I’m looking forward to that weekend which will make the 40-hour roundtrip car ride worth it.

1) Wawa – we don’t have those out in the Midwest. So we’ve been craving it since YLC, and that’s a definite must.

2) Arik Cannon, Ryan Cruz, and I have come closer and closer to winning this epic event. And this year is gonna be ours. We came within a hair of defeating the eventual winners, F.I.S.T., last year so we have no doubts. Arik Cannon is a former YLC champion, and Cruz and I, under the tutelage of J.J. Dillon, almost beat the winners of the Tag World Grand Prix 2006. So, the three of us together definitely have the ability to win an event based on the cohesive art of tag team wrestling.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/DarinCorbin.jpg]

3) CHIKARA Fans – some of my favorite experiences have been performing in front of all of you. King of Trios has been the stage for some of my favorite matches, and also, some of the most welcomed receptions that I’ve experienced anywhere. We’ve made you laugh in slow-motion, received overwhelming ovations, and now you have wanted us to come back for CHIKARA’s biggest event for a 3rd time. What kinda crazy stuff will we do this time? You never know…

4) Finally…Wawa. Did I mention this already? Oh well, I eat there all the time when I’m out east. So it gets 2 nods.

Anyways, King of Trios 2010 is less than a month away. I’m already anticipating our return. I’m excited for what’s in store, and ready to travel 40 hours with two of my best friends.


I will see you soon.
DC

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Claudio Castagnoli hat eine neue Botschaft an seinen Erzfeind Eddie Kingston hinterlassen. Als "Very European" natürlich auf Deutsch.

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Sugar Dunkerton - 13. April 2010

"A THING OF BEAUTY IS A JOY FO'EVA~!" - Jon Keates

Well, without all the slickness on the "forever," but you dig what I'm sayin'. And what a beautiful thing it will be April 23rd - 25th, marking my first appearance at the spectacle that is King of Trios! Unfortunately, they've yet to produce the reel-to-reel version of the past events (DVDs are just shiny coasters to me;) but you gotta be living under a pretty big rock not to respect the gravity of this tournament. Not to be boastful, but your boy is a natural at team sports ALREADY, so any tournament rooted in setting picks and teamwork is a good look.

And much like the atrociously out-of-sight Showtime Lakers of old, I've got a squad with phasers set to STUNT. I got "The Old Standard" Dasher Hatfield, with more swings than your local playground. You think he ain't ready? Check his pedigree, cause he's always a base away from greatness. With skills like his, how can you doubt that?

How could we forget Matt "You Already Know It's A" Classic? This cat practically invented the sport of pro-wrestling. I've seen the patent, trust me. How you gonna 450 your way out of an Airplane Spin? Or hit a Tiger Driver while trapped in the dreaded Claw-hold?! The man has forgotten more about wrestling (and kneepads) than some will ever absorb. And if you THINK he'll be out of practice; ask Pinkie Sanchez and Tim Donst if he ain't the truth!

Seems like we're missing somebody...ooooh yeah.

"Black Swagger."

"The Backcourt Bandit."

"Slam McNasty."

"The Chocolate Ice Cream Dream."

Sugar Dunkerton.

I play to win. I cross-up all challenges and jam it in no matter how high the goal. Call me Starbucks! Cause I'm hot, black, and fresh! I LIVE for moments like these.

The stakes are so high that 3 lives can change forever. I don't care what nationality, species, or background you represent. Hallowicked, Claudio -

-Gets handed a telegram with the names of their first round opponents-

Thanks for breaking the flow of my blog, man.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/BackcourtBandit.jpg]

So it comes to my attention, RUDELY -looks off-screen- that we are set to face off against F.I.S.T. in full force. History class is in session and Mr. Dunkerton is your professor. Dash and I have battled F.I.S.T. twice in the past, and twice have they been left holding an L while we walk away with the W. Aren't you guys s'pposed to be unstoppable? Unbeatable? At least that's all that noise you was talkin' before those matches (of course.)

Now we meet in a different style of battle, 3-on-3, and CHIKARA done served up your Kryptonite. I highly expect you to know the amount of ring lights that need fixing in the arena after that 3-second tan ya'll are set to experience. I'll give you guys this...we've never faced ya'll in full force. To deny how dangerous you guys are would be beyond silly. I imagine you'll pull out every trick in your playbook to hold on to your unstoppable aura as a trio. This just in: we don't want to stop you.

We wanna shut you down.

Immortality awaits the winners, and what better way to prove that old school still rules than by seizing victory at King of Trios 2010.

Victory and the fountain of youth will be one in the same for three nights...and our squad is dying of thirst.


Respect the architects. POW.
SD