CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

[DE_Kimura]

07. Oktober 2010 - TIm Donst

For this entire season of CHIKARA, I’ve fought tooth and nail to make a name for myself in this crazy sport. Between the epic interview segments, the memorable bouts and formation of the Bruderschaft, I’d say I far surpassed my goals. But nothing, not even schooling Daniel Bryan on the mat, has come close to the feeling of winning the Young Lions Cup.

On January 31, 2010 the YLC finally got “A Touch of Class” when the Mat Master beat Player Dos. After 3 Years of training and paying my dues, and another 3 of playing puppet to all you Tim Donst wannabes - I did it. Not only have I left my mark, but without a doubt I’ve cemented myself as the greatest YLC champion of all time. I gained a feeling of pride, self worth and a whole lot of confidence that's allowed me to become Top Shelf.

Photo courtesy Scott Finkelstein

I want you to have that same feeling, Lince. Dieter VonSteigerwalt hand-picked you to represent us in the 8th annual Young Lions Cup tournament. You're the 10-10-10! The Sultan of the Shooting Star Press! And the next of the BDK in line for the YLC. Who’s Frightmare, Lince? A ragdoll? A little freak? A fluke?

He may have the 1st YLC champ as his moral support and backbone, but you got the last, you got the best - me! At the tournament, you dropped the ball (even when things were neatly arranged, if you don't mind me saying.) But in Easton, I’ll be your super glue, Lince! On October 23rd, you're winning that trophy. On October 23rd, the Cup comes back to the BDK.


I guarantee it!
TD

[DE_Kimura]

CHIKARA-TIME.. zunächst Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #234:
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diesmal mit Szenen vom "Aniversario Elf" Event:
- 8 Person Tag Match: BDK (Sara Del Rey, Daizee Haze, 'Pink Ant' Pinkie Sanchez & Tursas) vs. Mike Quackenbush, Jigsaw & The Throwbacks (Sugar Dunkerton & Dasher Hetfield)

und YLC Match:
- Tim Donst© vs. Soldier Ant

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und dann noch der aktuellste Blog von:

12.10.2010 - UltraMantis Black

So Mike Quackenbush has offered to deliver Hallowicked to my Cibernetico battalion on the condition that I reverse my prior edict on keeping Eddie Kingston off the team. I normally would be quite offended at the mere notion of being issued what I perceive to be an ultimatum.

Nonetheless, in trying times such as these, I have no choice but to begrudgingly accept this stipulation. Hallowicked is a weapon I simply must have on this squadron of elite fighters. I know first-hand the incredible skill he wields. The talents of the Wrestle Factory's 1st term are beyond reproach. That's why I solicited a man such as Icarus to aid us. Of all those that spilled their sweat, tears and blood on Linden Street in Allentown, none have given more than we, the originals.

But heed my warning now Mr. Mike: the course of events as they unfold as the result of the actions of Eddie Kingston at this Cibernetico are now on your shoulders. This man has a history of violently erratic behavior and I for one will not be held responsible. I truly hope that Kingston has not lost sight of his roots at CHIKARA - for all of our sakes.

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Seeing how these BDK infidels have undermined us, manipulated us, and preyed upon our weaknesses sickens me. Times like these are cause for strategic reflection. There were times, not that long ago, when an offer like that of Mike Quackenbush's would have sent me into a blind rage. There isn't a time or place for that now. We have all made mistakes. We have all made enemies...too many, perhaps. I look back on past partnerships ruined and squandered for childish reasons. Could Hallowicked and I have not reigned supreme all those years ago? Could Delirious and I have become Campeones together? And what of poor Crossbones? A casualty of this war the Eye of Tyr delivered to our doorstep. It is time for our army to end what Ares started. No more will be lost. No further will our legacy be undone and trampled.

With the addition of both Eddie Kingston and Hallowicked, that leaves room for just one final soldier. One more fighter with the necessary skills, heart, and background to join our elite squad. Someone who can be not just a physical force, but a psychological and spiritual one as well. Perhaps there is one man or woman whose history not only gives them reason to defend CHIKARA, but whose same history owes them a measure of revenge against certain elements of the BDK.


Time will tell.
UMB

hey hey Mantis.. 'time will tell' is meine line
aber zum Topic.. ein Platz noch frei.. schreit ja fast nach der Vökoder-Gestalt und wer auch immer drunter steckt..

[DE_Kimura]

14.10.2010 - Dieter von Steigerwalt

Nicely done, UltraMantis. You've pieced together some semblance of a Cibernetico squadron, apparently. Well, enough with the cryptic overtures on your part. Configure your batting order and have that information on my desk by Monday morning. Then, BDK captain Ares will be able to arrange his team accordingly.

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I'd like to take this opportunity to address some recent scrutiny brought upon my administration by a third-party auditor hired by our Board of Directors. There is loose talk about complaints from fans regarding changes made this Season, and numerous, unfounded comments regarding Referee Derek Sabato. I would like to point out that since assuming the mantle of Director of Fun, CHIKARA has smashed its all-time attendance record not once, but twice. It was under my rule that CHIKARA drew a capacity crowd in New York, turning fans away at the door. And for the first time in company history, potential investors have been attracted to CHIKARA. Did any of our C-list celebrity Commissioners accomplish this? Nein. VonSteigerwalt did this.

Now there are criticisms and allegations that I am somehow inadequately addressing the responsibilities of this job? Some have actually compared my term unfavorably against that of the befuddled Leonard F. Chikarason? This type of insult is intolerable.

I have performed my duties with unprecedented professionalism. Currently, I am supremely concerned with attracting a very dangerous new competitor for our event on 21 November. So, lest the Board of Directors forget why I was installed in this position (and since I am currently preoccupied,) why don't we allow the unshaven Appalachian wunderkind Leonard to put together the matches for our card of 20 November 2010? Do you think he will command the respect of the locker room as I do? Will he break any records? Attract interest from any multinational corporations?

Go ahead, Herr Chikarason, remind everyone of the kind of job you do. Put together any collection of non-title bouts your puny mind can imagine. The fans and the Board will observe, and see that VonSteigerwalt is höher.


We can watch you fail together.
DVS

[Silk]

Ich liebe das. Ehrlich. Das is geil als Entwicklung.

[DE_Kimura]

joa.. gar nicht mal schlecht.. und bis montag klärt sich auch #8.. dezember ist nicht mehr weit.. und das season finale interessiert mich..

[DE_Kimura]

15.10.2010 - Vin Gerard

If you haven't heard by now...

THE OLSEN TWINS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! Jimmy's got his "groove" back!! Everyone's sooo excited, everyone's sooo happy!

Give me a break.

Colin, we gave you chance after chance and you blew it. You're used up. I can list what you've done for us in three lines.

1.) You got us our own locker room.

2.) You got CHIKARA to play our theme music.

Oh! .. and most importantly,

3.) You cost us the King of Trios, two years in a row.

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So go ahead and crawl back to baby brother. You're nothing! The only time you EVER meant something is when The UnStable took you in after you're failed attempt to "make it."

And Jimmy. Aw, Jimmy. This is your big moment, isn't it? Back together with big brother. This must be exactly how you envisioned it. What a dream come true! You get more pathetic by the month, Olsen. You rode the coat-tails of Equinox - a legend I carved out for myself before you stole it - as long as you could before that legacy proved more than you could handle.

What else is there really to say to you that hasn't before? You've beaten me, I've DESTROYED you.

On October 24th in Hamden, CT...one more time. It will be painfully obvious who has gotten weak.


You'll be begging The UnStable to haaaaaveee merrrccyyy!!!
VG

[DE_Kimura]

18.10.2010 - Leonard F. Chikarason

Well Dieter...I don't know what to say. This offer of yours is...dare I say...uncharacteristic of you? Regardless, I gladly accept. I'll have a card put together for our final Easton event of the Season right away. I think you might be going overboard thinking the card will be a flop, but I guess we'll see, right?

I'm sure if some of the interoffice memos going around are any indication, there's a growing segment of our fanbase that feels like the Director isn't delivering much on the Fun front. So, I guess it makes the most sense to create a card with that in mind.

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Y'know, I have to give the devil his due (sorry Dieter, that would be you) - but I can't say I ever attracted corporate investors to CHIKARA. In fact, there's talk going around about a company buy-out. That's amazing stuff, if you look back where we were when I first became Director. And no, I don't have attendance figures on my resume to rival yours, but I did come up with some pretty popular concepts. King of Trios, anyone? How about the Global Gauntlet - our best selling title among overseas customers? How about the Golden Dream matches that spotlighted the legacy of the Young Lions Cup?

I understand the provision that I cannot make any title matches for the card in Easton. Maybe some would see that as you trying to handicap the potential popularity or drawing power of the event. Well, not me. I couldn't imagine someone with such an obvious affinity for the BDK giving that kind of power to someone else. And it doesn't bother me. The month of November reminds me of crowding around the TV set after Thanksgiving dinner with my family, and watching giant 8-man elimination tag matches on pay-per-view. I miss those. And when I think about what CHIKARA's been missing this season...well, it will be really easy for me to put a card on paper for you, Dieter.


Expect something in the morning from me.
LFC

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und dann noch die komplette Aufstellung für:
Torneo Cibernetico - Team CHIKARA vs. The Bruderschaft des Kreuzes
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[DE_Kimura]

na gut.. Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #235 bring ich noch:
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weiterhin 'Aniversario Elf' im Fokus:
- Campeonatas de Parejas Title Match: BDK (Ares & Castagnoli)© vs. Incoherence (Hallowicked & Frightmare)
- Eddie Kingston vs. Tommy Dreamer

[Fry]

Wow, tolles Tag Team Match


Hat CHIKARA auch sowas wie 'Weekly Episodes' (wie die WWE oder TNA) oder gibt es nur PPV'S / Sondersendungen ?

Und wie kann man sich CHKARA angucken ?
Via Youtube, DVD's, ... ?

[DE_Kimura]

CHIKARA hat bisher nur die Live-Events einmal im Monat von denen DVDs erscheinen. Dazu gibt es einmal die Woche diesen Podcast, der Ausschnitte vergangener Events (3 Monate zurück mein ich, edit: es sind 5 Monate) zeigt..

..vielleicht wagt ja auch CHIKARA den Schritt zu GoFightLive und macht den iPPV-Trend mit.. wär cool.


und ja, Tag Wrestling Deluxe.. schau dir mal paar Seiten zurück die Podcasts zum King of Trios Event an.. Klasse Kombinationen und Triple-Team Aktionen.. sehr geil... ich weiß nicht wie aktuell die YouTube-Fraktion ist.. aber ein paar Sachen findet man da auch.