CHIKARA Season 9 Thread

[Silk]

Ich empfehle definitiv die Podcasts ... ideal um schonmal in den Stil von CHIKARA reinzuschnuppern.

[Fry]

Hehe, vielen Dank :winke:

Der Stil gefällt mir auf jeden Fall sehr gut und ab sofort werde ich öfter mal bei CHIKARA 'reinschauen' ;)


Wo kann man sich eigentlich ROH und CHIKARA DVD's kaufen ?!

[Silk]

Viele ROH DVDs kriegst du via Ebay ... aber sicherste Methode sind imo bei ROH und CHIKARA natürlich die offiziellen Verkaufsstellen.

ROH -> http://www.rohwrestling.com/store.php (regelmäßig auch Angebote wie Kauf 3 DVDs, kriege 2 weitere Gratis, 20-45% Rabatt auf Bestellung, 2002-2009er DVDs für 10 Dollar das Stück etc.) ... ist auch mit die offizielle Möglichkeit für SHIMMER DVDs, auch Pro Wrestling Guerilla kriegst du dort
CHIKARA & restliche Indyligen -> http://www.smartmarkvideo.com

[DE_Kimura]

19.10.2010 - Colin Delaney Olsen

Dear Vinny G,

As a wise man once said - Cut. It. Out.

I have sooo many issues with your "Vlog" (thats a Vin Blog, its like a video blog, but wayyyyy more lame) I don't even know where to start. Let's just start from the top!

If you haven't heard by now... "THE OLSEN TWINS ARE BACK TOGETHER!!!! Jimmy's got his "groove" back!! Everyone's sooo excited, everyone's sooo happy!"

Everyone has heard by now, and Everyone IS happy! Everyone IS excited! and just like Stella, Jimmy DID get his groove back. Well, everyone but you is happy, and you're not happy because you lost the only thing that made your group credible. Also, you're prolly the only one not excited, because on October 24th, you're the one who has to step in the ring with the reunited and reinvigorated Olsen Twins. Oh! and did I mention...Jimmy got his groove back.

"Colin, we gave you chance after chance and you blew it. You're used up. I can list what you've done for us in three lines.

1.) You got us our own locker room.

2.) You got CHIKARA to play our theme music.

Oh! .. and most importantly,

3.) You cost us the King of Trios, two years in a row."

Vin, I can also list what you have done in 3 lines.

A) Formed the UnStable.

2) Convinced that construction worker traffic regulator guy that everyone hated to join you.

Andddd... Umm....

D) Convinced the construction worker to join you? Did I already say that?

Thats really the last thing I remember you doing. After that, it was me who got you guys a locker room, it was me who got us theme music, and it was me who got you out of the gutter and into the spotlight. Basically Vin, without me, there would have been no King of Trios to lose, becuase you would still be in the dumpster I pulled you out of.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/Jimmynox.jpg]

Then you wrote:

"And Jimmy. Aw, Jimmy. This is your big moment, isn't it? Back together with big brother. This must be exactly how you envisioned it. What a dream come true! You get more pathetic by the month, Olsen. You rode the coat-tails of Equinox - a legend I carved out for myself before you stole it - as long as you could before that legacy proved more than you could handle."

HAHAHAHAHAHA!...HAHAHAHA! Did you really just call Equinox "a legend you carved out for yourself"? AHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA! Oh man, that's rich. Do you remember when you were Equinox? Did you ever even win a match? Oh jeez, and "Legacy more than he could handle"? He prolly just wanted to take it off before it started to smell as bad as you do. The fact is, Jimmy did more with that mask than you ever did. Remember when Equinox was Young Lions Cup champion? That was when my brother was under the hood. When you were under that mask, you probably would have knocked yourself unconscious trying to advance through the opening round!

On October 24th in Hamden, CT...one more time. It will be painfully obvious who has gotten weak.

Actually Vin, on October 24th in Hamden, CT... one more friggin' time! It will be painfully obvious who was never really strong to begin with.


You got it, dude.
CDO

20.10.2010 - Icarus

A few weeks back I received a message that someone was trying to get the band back together - the originals, the Allentown boys. A message that made attempts to tug at heart strings of nostalgia, the good ol' days, and putting differences aside for a greater cause. I immediately deleted this message. Why would I stand up for the legacy of the men who have taken my mask, my hair, my Campeonatos de Parejas, the Young Lions Cup I was destined to win, and so much more? Why would I fight alongside men who have been nothing but thorns in my side for the past 9 years?

Then it dawned on me what my friend Mr. Michaels was trying to say all these years - every rose does have a thorn. In this case I have 7 thorns to contend with. The BDK have been able to maintain a strong grasp on the Campeonatos by utilizing their numbers to their advantage. For one night I get that same advantage. An opportunity had been presented to me to use numbers against the men who hold the coveted titles, to chip away the facade that they are indestructible and bring about a method of taking back the titles...not necessarily for CHIKARA, so much as for me. The enemy of my enemy is not always my friend, but sometimes a very convenient means to an end.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/ThatCibernetico.jpg]

When all the dust has settled from the Cibernetico there will still be some work to do (like getting those three points to challenge for the belts.) So the very next day in Hamden, CT, I'll pick up that first point by defeating a man I have to team with in Easton. What a better way to start a run for the Campeonatos de Parejas then to crush a man who had a hand (and/or pumpkin) in costing me my mask, a man who cost me the Campeonatos, a man who...a very long time ago...looked to the corner to find me as his tag team partner in the days of The Night Shift. In just a short period of time, after the three points have been earned and an epic battle has been waged for the belts, it will be joyous knowing that it all started with the defeat of you, Hallowicked, and your little spaz of a sidekick.

The batting order in a Cibernetico can be a funny thing. Generally, you can trust the man at your back to be there for a tag or to not punch you in the throat just to get an edge 24 hours later. This year however, things will be very different. Your enemy may not be across the ring from you, but standing shoulder to shoulder with you, plotting, waiting for the opportunity to strike just to get an advantage for their own sake. I've already won a Cibernetico. I know what it takes. How many of you can say the same? How many of you can really play the game at the same level I do?


Well "teammates," I look forward to seeing you on the 23rd.
ICARUS

21.10.2010 - Dasher Hatfield

Allo, Allo CHIKARMY! It has been some time now since I have been given the honor to compete in front of you great fans. Sure, I have got pro wrestling’s version of the “Green Monster” waiting patiently to attempt to knock the laces right off of my face. But am I worried, shall I fret, will I turn yellow? The answer to all three is: Certainly Not!

During my time on the disabled list, I spent many hours toiling in front of the reel-to-reel, learning from wrestling heroes past. With my ankle in the shape it was, I decided it best to work on the mental aspect of my game. I studied diligently, day after day, reel after reel, and this Saturday in Easton the reward for my hard work will, indeed, pay off.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/PathoDestruction.jpg]

Brodie, I have seen the path of destruction you have been leaving in your shadow since you’ve arrived in CHIKARA, and especially as of late. In fact, I have also seen what you did to that handsome Breakfast fellow a few years back, and if you think for one second that I will suffer the same fate, then you are sadly mistaken, mate.

So, Mr. Lee, while you are making that difficult journey on the long, lonely road to Easton, I want you to think very hard about our upcoming contest. I understand to compete with a man of your stature, I must be willing to risk life and limb. When I step up to the on-deck circle, and take my practice swings, I will be preparing myself for a challenge the heights of no other. If I am knocked down, I know I can count on the Easton faithful to rally behind me and bring me to my feet. Brodie I ask you, who is going to help you up when I knock you off your feet? Boy-o, I believe it is you who should worry, perhaps it is you who should fret a wee bit, but please don’t turn yellow and hightail it out of town. This Saturday boy-o, I’m looking for a scrum.


Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy,
DH

[Misawa~]

CHIKARA "The Dark Cibernetico" Results
23.10.2010
Easton , Pennsylvania
Palmer Center

Singles Match
Dasher Hatfield besiegte Brodie Lee

Singles Match
Ophidian besiegte Dragon YUKI

Singles Match
Frightmare besiegte Johnny Gargano

Singles Match
Vin Gerard besiegte Cheech Hernández

Tag Team Match
Obariyon & Kodama besiegten Super Smash Brothers ( Player Uno & Player Dos )

Torneo Cibernetico
Mike Quackenbush , Larry Sweeney , Icarus , UltraMantis Black , Stigma , Hallowicked , Eddie Kingston & Jigsaw besiegten Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes ( Daizee Haze , Sara del Rey , Delirious , Pinkie "Pink Ant" Sanchez , Tim Donst , Ares , Claudio Castagnoli & Tursas)
- Larry Sweeney eliminierte Pinkie " Pink Ant" Sanchez mit einem Elbow Drop
- Claudio Castagnoli eliminierte Larry Sweeney mit der Ricola Bomb
- Tim Donst eliminierte Stigma mit einem Gator Roll
- UltraMantis Black eliminierte Ares mit der Praying Mantis Bomb
- Tursas eliminierte Hallowicked mit einem Cross Body
- Tim Donst eliminierte Icarus mit dem Inverted CHIKARA Special
-Ultramantis Black eliminierte Delirious mit der Praying Mantis Bomb
- Tim Donst eliminierte Jigsaw mit dem Inverted CHIKARA Special
- Mike Quackenbush eliminierte Tim Donst mit dem CHIKARA Special
- Claudio Castagnoli eliminierte Mike Quackenbush mit einer Lariat
- Eddie Kingston eliminierte Sara Del Rey mit der Backfist to the Future
- Eddie Kingston eliminierte Daizee Haze mit der Backfist to the Future
- Tursas eliminierte UltraMantis Black mit einem Splash
- Claudio Castagnoli wurde disqualifiziert
- Eddie Kingston besiegte Tursas mit dem Sliding D

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CHIKARA " Terror in the Neighborhood" Results
24.10.2010
Hamden , Connecticut
The Elks Lodge

Tag Team Match
The UnStable ( Stigma & Vin Gerard ) besiegten Olsen Twins ( Jimmy Olsen & Colin Olsen )

Singles Match
Soldier Ant besiegte Dragon YUKI

Tag Team Match
Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes ( Sara del Rey & Daizee Haze ) besiegten Super Smash Brothers (Player Uno & Player Dos)

Tag Team Match
Incoherence ( Hallowicked & Frightmare ) besiegten Team F.I.S.T ( Icarus & Johnny Gargano )

Tag Team Match
Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes ( Pinkie "Pink Ant" Sanchez & Tursas ) besiegten Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw

Singles Match
Grizzly Redwood besiegte Dasher Hatfield

Singles Match
Eddie Kingston besiegte Tim Donst

CHIKARA Campeonatos de Parejas Match
Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes( Claudio Castagnoli & Ares )© besiegten Osirian Portal ( Amasis & Ophidian ) mit 2:0

[DE_Kimura]

22.10.2010 - Sugar Dunkerton

Perhaps it's time I tried to change my luck.

After a number of "1st Curse" related issues, the punctuation being the loss to Christian Abel in the 1st round of CHIKARA's Young Lions Cup VIII; I've decided that the land of Lucky Charms could cure what ails me.

No, I'm not talking about Las Vegas.

Or Wonkaland. I'm chocolate enough already.

I'm talking about Ireland. The land of leprechauns, pots of gold, and often imitated, never duplicated accents. Lets face it - luck has been dodging me like politicians dodge serious questions. I need this. Roaming the Emerald Isle long enough is bound to get me connected with whatever spark your boy needs to get back on the winning track. You don't get rewarded with game time when you can't post points. So in the case of this ring hustle, they're gonna make me ride the bench until I show them I'm worthy to get off it. 3 second tans in the 1st round don't exactly do the trick.

Worst of all, when I suffer, Dasher suffers. We're a unit. A duo. A partnership of ebony and ivory proportions in the league of Danny Glover and Mel Gibson. Gene Wilder and Clevon Little. Eddie Murphy and (insert popular Caucasian actor from 80s-90s here). My failures shouldn't affect his chance to succeed and vice-versa. So after speaking to our "esteemed" boss man, I've convinced him to allow me to tour with Irish Whip Wrestling for a 10-day span (October 22nd - November 1st!) In the meantime, I've asked him to stop benching Dasher. The King of Swing has been longing to knock some suckas out the park and I say - let him! And it looks like he's lined up his share of challenges ahead. Good luck with Brodie, bro - I think you're gonna need it.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/DaThrowbacks.jpg]

When I get back, I expect to have my head in the game and represent like a Celtic. The powers of The Throwbacks will combine once more and the doubts, insecurities, and frustrations will be no more. All that stands will be victory and more importantly...certainty. The landscape of CHIKARA is vast with talent. The best you'll find anywhere. But I want something greater than luck, skill, or passion for our team. With certainty, there is no denying what we can accomplish. No Option B. How can you stop a team that is as certain to win as the sun rises?

Simple. You can't.

So, to my brohams and foxy mamas across the CHIKARA-land, I'm leaving on a jet plane but I promise I WILL be back again. As to you Dasher, try not to get in TOO much trouble while I'm gone...?

Now in the immortal words of William Wallace..."THEY CAN TAKE AWAY MY LANDS! BUT THEY CAN'T TAKE AWAY MAH SWAG~!"

-Goes on Wikipedia. Realizes that was Scottish, not Irish. Also realizes that was not the same quote.-

*sigh*

See if I ever try to dramatically end a blog again. Hmph.


On a sidenote, anyone know where I can nab a kilt to go with some red Chucks?
SD

und CHIKARA's Pod-Cast-A-Go-Go #236:
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diesmal mit Ausschnitten vom CHIKARA Event "We Must Eat Michigan's Brain" der am 26.06.2010 in Taylor, MI stattfand:
- Green Ant vs. Mike Quackenbush
- The Osirian Portal (Amasis & Ophidian) vs. The BDK (Lince Dorado & 'Pink Ant' Pinkie Sanchez)

[DE_Kimura]

ok.. nachdem ich es hier eine Zeit lang hab schleifen lassen.. erste Updates in Sachen CHIKARA Blogs und später folgt noch der Rest sowie die letzten beiden Podcast-A-Go-Go's:

28.10.2010 - Tim Donst

I'm hot off my Japanese debut with Osaka Pro Wrestling, and hit up the internet cafe to find out I'm being advertised in an 8-man tag match where I have to team up with lowlifes like Vin Gerard and STIGMA??!!? I don't want to team with these people. I don't belong in a match with these other has-beens. I am the greatest Young Lions Cup champion of all time, and I deserve better.

I guess the silver lining here, is that I will - beyond a shred of doubt - show the world that I truly am the greatest. At the Dark Ciberknetico, I single-handedly defeated former YLC champs Jigsaw and Shane "STIGMA" Storm. Now, this upcoming elimination match will give me the chance to defeat the likes of Arik Cannon and the man that many call the greatest YLC champ, Hallowicked.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/IWinYouLose.jpg]

Maybe after I dismantle the other team by myself, I'll eliminate the scrubs I have to side with, just to prove my point. When I crushed Player Dos back on January 31st, I did more than just claim a shiny Cup. I began my reign as the greatest Young Lions Cup champion of all time. No one could take that trophy from me. Not even Frightmare, the stuttering little freak that parades himself around like a champion now - not just in the U.S., but even here in Japan.

The only singles championship CHIKARA has to offer is the Young Lions Cup. Now that my time as champion is in the history books, I guess I'll have to remind the world how phenomenally talented I am - by watching every other YLC champ I can get my hands count the lights or tap out to my superior skill. Then, there will be no question.


Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
TD

29.10.2010 - Jimmy Olsen

So obviously, the Olsen Reunion in Hamden didn't go the way we had expected. I'm not here to offer excuses. I give credit where credit is due - The UnStable is a well oiled (and smelly) machine. Plain and simple, they outsmarted us. We underestimated how good they can be and how rusty, as a team, we could be. Looking back on it now it was the all too familiar story of The Olsen Twins; a tag team that had all the tools but would lose focus and it would cost them in the end.

Picking up where we left of is as embarrassing as it could get, not to mention losing it to those two scumbags. What happened in Hamden was a mistake on our part. Lesson learned. Kinda like the time Uncle Jesse's grandpa, Papouli died and he did a Greek dance to deal with his pain. OK, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/Jimmynox.jpg]

We are not the same adorably goofy dudes in tassels that came here in 2006...well, OK, we are - but we're also a lot more these days. We're not the fun guys who can't get the job done anymore. We're the fun guys who have won Ciberneticos, the fun guys who have wrestled on worldwide television, the fun guy who beat Vin Gerard in CHIKARA's first and only ladder match for his YLC. Yup... #justsaying.

In Hamden we fell into being that team from 2006, but The Olsens that will show up in Philadelphia on November 21st will be a whole new story. I know you're real proud of that point you got from us Vin, but in Philly we're taking it back.

Don't Stop Believin', CHIKARMY.


STILL The Feel Good Tag Team of the Decade,
JO

03.11.2010 - UltraMantis Black

Well it seems that we were indeed able to accomplish two daunting tasks this past month.

First, I silenced the naysayers who said that I could never put together a team comprised of such contrasting personalities who would be able to to put their rivalries and bad blood aside. I did just that when I led our battalion of the original CHIKARA warriors into battle.

Then, we put an end to any doubt of our own destiny when we triumphed over the invading BDK army in the Dark Ciberknetico. Every man on our team did his part in contributing to this righteous victory. It is with deep sincerity that I say now just how privileged I feel to have fought shoulder-to-shoulder with each of them. The undeniable one, Larry Sweeney. Our trainer, Mike Quackenbush. Even you, Eddie Kingston. But, especially my former partner, Hallowicked. In time, I think you will come to forgive my past transgressions. If we learned one new thing from this Cibernetico, it is that we have far more to accomplish together than we do as enemies.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/Yet.jpg]

Although I swiftly disposed of Ares during the Cibernetico, it appears that he and his henchman have yet to fully comprehend the message that we intended to send. Ares: You and the BDK are not welcome here in CHIKARA.

I made it my personal mission to end you and all of your games, and that's exactly what I plan to do. So later this month, in Philadelphia, I am issuing one final challenge to you Ares. Meet me again - face to face, one on one. But this time I won't let a mere wrestling ring contain us. Not even an entire building can contain the venom and rage that will be unleashed upon you. So accept my challenge for a "Falls Count Anywhere" wrestling match. Bring everything you have to the table Ares, because this will be the fight of your life.


A fight to the bitter end.
UMB

[DE_Kimura]

05.11.2010 – Dieter von Steigerwalt

Why is it that there is always some miscellaneous CHIKARA pest that needs to be swatted? In this case, Herr Gargano, let me swat you first.

It is not up to you to decide where or when you get another shot at the Young Lions Cup. Those decisions are made by me, and me alone. That is why I withheld such power from Leonard F. Chikarason, when permitting him to assemble his silly little card for 20 November in Easton.

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Have your match with Frightmare in Philadelphia, Gargano, but make no mistake about it, by the time Frightmare arrives at the former ECW Arena that afternoon, he will no longer be YLC champion. I am adding a championship bout to the event of 20 November. Certainly with all-stars like Darkness Crabtree and Lance Steel appearing, the card could use some luster. Strange that these same fans that delight in complaining about me to a certain third party auditor have yet to complain about the job Herr Chikarason is doing with the little responsibility I bestowed him.

And as for this other pest, UltraMantis Black, let me say your rambling tirades are growing more and more tiresome. In times like these, your intended heart-warming sentiments to your former partner betray your weakness. We'll see how forgiving Hallowicked really is - when you face him once again in December. He certainly seemed eager to hear you out back in September. Perhaps the holiday season will yield different results for you. Or, conversely, it may be that Hallowicked will crush whatever is left of you after Ares is done in Philadelphia.

Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
DVS

09.11.2010 – Jigsaw

Fear...BDK, you fear us. It's obvious now. You know that we can beat you. You know we have the skills to take those title belts away from you. That's why, every single time Mike and I are going for our 3rd point...you put your goons and that punk Sabato in the ring with us. To block us from getting that 3rd point. To stop us from embarrassing you when the Campeonatos de Pajeras are on the line.

Twice now, this worthless excuse for a referee has robbed Mike and I, right in the middle of the ring. We don't just deserve a shot at those gold belts - we need it. For us. For CHIKARA. But now, we're back down to zero - we have NOTHING to show for it. There isn't a single CHIKARA team holding three points - or even two points, for that matter. You've done a great job stacking the deck.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/DSabato.jpg]

But you've made a real mistake here, Bruderschaft. You know who the most dangerous opponent is? The opponent with nothing to lose. You've awakened a killer instinct in us. You put us on a war path.

Nothing - no one - will stop us. If you think your plan to toss that waste of breath Sabato in our way to block us will keep working...think again. Sabato doesn't have to count the three for us. I team with a guy that knows a thousand ways to twist you into painful knots and make you tap out.

Boys, you've unleashed a killer instinct in us that you'll wish you never let loose. We're comin' for ya boys...we're coming for those belts.

Be ready!
JIG

10.11.2010 – STIGMA

Jigsaw,
I know of a CHIKARA team that has 3 points.
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STIGMA

Und dann wie angekündigt noch Podcast-A-Go-Go #237:
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CHIKARA Event "We Must Eat Michigan's Brain", der am 26.06.2010 in Taylor, MI stattfand.
- Eddie Kingston vs. Bryan Danielson
- YLC Cup Match: Tim Donst© vs. Frightmare

und #238:
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CHIKARA Event "Faded Scars and Lines", der am 27.06.2010 in Cleveland, OH stattfand.
- Tursas vs. Player Dos
- Mike Quackenbush & Frightmare vs. BDK (Lince Dorado & Pinkie 'Pink Ant' Sanchez)

[DE_Kimura]

Zeit für ein weiteres CHIKARA-Update..

11.11.2010 - Mike Quackenbush

I too know of a CHIKARA team that has 3 points, STIGMA. Some time ago, a duo referred to as "Lightning Storm," amassed 3 points. I know, because I was half of that team.

The other half was a man I called Shane Storm, who, while aimless and friendless in the world of professional wrestling, threw in with a greasy goof named Vin Gerard. And like Vin Gerard, who had transformed from the simpler Equinox into something darker and more complicated, Shane Storm morphed into STIGMA.

I have a long memory. I have not forgotten that the former Shane Storm and I hold 3 points together - enough to challenge for the Campeonatos de Parejas. There's nothing I want more than to take those titles from Castagnoli and Ares. Not just because CHIKARA needs to take back the titles that are meant to signify who among us are the very best. And we do need to take those back from the Bruderschaft before their meaning is corrupted and twisted to be synonymous with men who cheat and take every shortcut to the top.

I want to win those title belts - the ones I couldn't even compete for back at the Tag World Grand Prix 2006. I watched from Commentation Station as that mighty tournament came to a close and the title belts were awarded. It should have been me in that ring on that night. But it wasn't.

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/StMuffler.jpg]

The next time I'm in the ring with whoever is wearing those championship titles, there can be only one outcome. The company for which I have toiled endlessly, bled and sweat for...I will stand tall as its champion. And when that moment finally arrives, it will be Jigsaw at my side - not you, STIGMA, you pathetic excuse for a partner. How could I ever trust you? What circumstance could POSSIBLY push me to cash in those 3 points alongside you?!?!?

In the last 16 years, I have won 33 different championships in various states and countries around the globe. But the richest prize of them all has eluded me - CHIKARA's Campeonatos de Parejas. Only the very best tag teams in the world could aspire to claim those title belts. And if I want to wrap one of those golden belts around my waist, I'm going to need a partner I can trust. I need someone who will watch my back. I need someone that will lay it all on the line for me, and knows I would do the same for them in return.

You aren't that man, Shane. You never were. You showed your true colors a long time ago. If you think sporting that yellow mullet at the Cibernetico was going to get me feeling nostalgic or something, guess again.

Jig and I are going to chase down those points until we get them. Broken, bruised, battered...we're still coming for those points. Our points lost - sent back to Square One. Doesn't matter. We're still coming. Stack the deck against us. Arrange things as precisely as you want to, BDK. Jigsaw and I are coming for those belts.


Keep them warm for us.
LMQ

15.11.2010 - Sugar Dunkerton

-Single, hot spotlight on Sugar Dunkerton. Picture an interrogation room a'la Basic Instinct.-

Impact.

It's not a frustrating to watch show on Thursday nights.

It's what Dasher Hatfield did when he put Brodie Lee down for that 3 second tan. He slayed a (unwashed) giant that had been running around for months undefeated and in the process, got the whole CHIKARMY talking.

Couldn't help but crack a big grin about that when I stepped off the plane and became apart of the US of A again. Maybe it was because of the newfound confidence and luck I managed to smuggle through customs? Or perhaps it was the fact that I was the (-Howard Finkel voice-) NEEEEEEEEEW 2010 Irish Rumble victor?

Nope.

The grin was born of motivation. Desire to make an impact of my own. I left this country to get my head together and come back stronger and hotter then a pot of Starbucks. So I set a target and I made a phone call. That call ended, the deal was signed, and the split was all to the groovy. Yet somehow, I felt terrible. How could I have done something like this? What I had set into motion would ruin the lives of 4 warriors come the 20th of November, yet my remorse severely lacked.

-Sigh-

I can't keep justifying this anymore. I have a confession to make: I should be locked up in the highest security prison with no hope for parole. I'm a fiend, terrorist, charlatan, and fink of the highest order.

Why?

[Bild: http://www.chikarapro.com/images/Victorious4.jpg]

Because it is absolutely CRIMINAL what has been brought together for November 20th! Da Soul Touchaz! "Barack O'Slama" Sugar D! TOGETHER! SAME RING!

-Shakes head in faux disgust-

I'm extending this opportunity for the BDK to turn this to a handicap match, because they'll definitely need the help fo sho'. I couldn't think of a better target than the BDK to make statement against. BDK, don't hear this; but LISTEN.

I'm gonna break it down for you like a 4th grader. -Mimes holding their hand like a little child to guide them-

I can feel you crumbling. Your foundation was built on bubblegum and popsicle sticks and although those items may hold; they don't endure. All it takes is the right quake. So how about the 8.5 on the scale of Marshe Rockett, Acid Jaz, Willie "Da Bomb", the immaculate C.Red and his "Urban Jewel" with Sugar Dunkerton? Remember when the Touchaz embarrassed the "MIGHTY" BDK in Michigan? Or how about when I was 1/4th of the team that beat you guys in New Jersey?

I hear cracking.

You've installed your own dictator. You've got a referee that would be shot of a cannon for the calls he makes if it were the NBA, but somehow still has a job. You've taken EVERY shortcut to get ahead and infect the very vibe of CHIKARA with your jive energies.

Yet Frightmare is OUR Young Lions Cup champion. Kingston won OUR Cibernetico, besting your monster no less in the final. Your strategies grow sloppier and sloppier. This is not the timeline of a dominant force known as the BDK.

It's the timeline of a fall from grace, one broken popsicle stick at a time. I'm getting to the point, bare with me.

You have all the tools to dominate except heart and soul.

Look at our squad. There's more heart than Hallmark on Valentine's Day and do I even need to touch on how much soul is in the cut? (See what I did there....so clever.)

I almost feel sorry for what you guys are about to endure. The S&S Express is a bullet train that left the station at blinding speeds the moment C.Red gave the OK. Every day is a day we draw closer and the destination is complete victory. No DQ's, count-outs, or moral victories...decisive, undeniable, victory. I'm watching the 4 of you play on the tracks we race down and we're blowing the horn telling you to move out the way as fast as you can. Yet you still seem to think you're the power you once were.

I can't wait til we mow you guys down in Easton. They'll find nothing but broken popsicles sticks and charred bubblegum.


If that ain't a clear enough picture; invest in an Etch-A-Sketch.
SD

16.11.2010 - Vin Gerard

Remember that time big bad Jimmy Olsen made the statement "we'll see just who has gotten weak?" Haha! Boy, did you eat your words with that double cheeseburger!!!

Newsflash CHIKARA dweebs, it looks as though The UnStable has trimmed the fat! Who knew that all it would take is a few salads and a swift kick [you know where] to a certain never-was!? A never-was! Never was anything here in CHIKARA, never was anything there in the WWE. And now you're back to carrying around your pregnant brother.

Now you know how WE felt for the past two years, Colin!

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I can sit here all night typing up joke after joke, and running either one of you down line after line. But really what is that accomplishing? I have more important things to do, like, get this Olsens: GO TO A GYM!

You really want something to do this Sunday, CHIKARMY? Come out to South Philly. For just $20, I'll teach you how to shove a boot into someone's mouth.


I'm sick of this. No more games. See you both on Sunday.
VG

17.11.2010 - Chuck Taylor

Everytime I sit down to write one of these blogs, I feel like it's always the same.

"I've been gone for a month, but now Chuck Taylor is coming back and with the rest of F.I.S.T. we will dominate all the competition."

I'm willing to bet if you look back on every blog that I've sent into this site, it'll basically be that. Ya know why? Because that's exactly what's gonna happen, morons! Myself and Icarus have a chance to rack up three points in one night! And it's even sweeter that in our match are those two Egyptian midgets and a pair of girls...GIRLS! I hope little Daizee Haze doesn't break a nail, or that Sara Del Rey can pull herself away from Gossip Girl marathons long enough to get decimated in the middle of South Philly on the 21st. I may be a Gentleman, but I'm not above hitting a woman if she gets out of line.

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Ultimately, it doesn't matter who is across the ring from us, because CT and his boy Icarus ain't afraid of nobody or nothin'. When that sweet "Blue Monday" drum beat hits (don't judge, I didn't pick it) you know that some folks are gonna die.

Three points, here we come. We'll see you soon, BDK.


The Kentucky Gentleman,
CT

soweit zu den Blogs.. und nun noch Podcast-A-Go-Go #239:
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Event: "Faded Scars and Lines" vom 27.06.2010; Cleveland, OH
- Bryan Danielson vs. Tim Donst
- The Colony vs. Da Soul Touchaz

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CHIKARA "Scornucopia" Results
20.11.2010
Easton,Pennsylvania
Palmer Center

Tag Team Match Match
3.0 ( Jeff Parker & Shane Matthews ) besiegten Los Ice Creams ( Ice Cream Jr. & El Hijo del Ice Cream )

Singles Match
Dasher Hatfield besiegte Butch Hawke

8 Man Tag Team Match
Tha Soul Touchaz ( Acid Jazz , Willie Richardson & Marshe Rockett ) & Sugar Dunkerton besiegten Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes ( Ares , Tursas , Daizee Haze & Pinkie "Pink Ant" Sánchez )

Young Lions Cup Match
Frightmare © besiegte Lince Dorado

8 Man Tag Team Match
Icarus , Lance Steel , Rorschach & Darkness Crabtree besiegten UltraMantis Black , Dragonfly , Jolly Roger & Mister ZERO

Tag Team Match
Obariyon & Kodama besiegten The Osirian Portal ( Ophidian & Amasis )

8 Man Elimination Tag Team Match
Hallowicked , Jigsaw , Fire Ant & Arik Cannon besiegten The UnStable ( Stigma & Vin Gerard ) , Max Boyer & Tim Donst
-Tim Donst eliminierte Fire Ant mit dem STO
-Arik Cannon eliminierte Max Boyer mit der "Total Anarchy"
-Tim Donst eliminierte Arik Cannon mit dem STO
-Hallowicked eliminierte Tim Donst mit einem Schoolboy
-Hallowicked eliminierte Vin Gerard mit der Rydeen Bomb
-Jigsaw eliminierte Stigma mit einem Superkick

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CHIKARA "The Germans" Results
21.11.2010
Philadelphia,Pennsylvania
The Arena

Singles Match
Soldier Ant besiegte Pinkie "Pink Ant" Sánchez

Singles Match
Lince Dorado besiegte Arik Cannon

Tag Team Match
Olsen Twins ( Jimmy & Colin Olsen ) besiegten The UnStable ( Vin Gerard & Stigma)

Singles Match
Tim Donst besiegte Hallowicked

Falls Count Anywhere Match
Ares besiegte UltraMantis Black

4 Way Elimination Match
Mike Quackenbush & Jigsaw besiegten Team F.I.S.T ( Icarus & Chuck Taylor ) , The Osirian Portal ( Ophidian & Amasis ) & Die Bruderschaft des Kreuzes ( Daizee Haze & Sara del Rey )
-Jigsaw eliminierte Icarus ( Team F.I.S.T ) mit einem Superkick
-Mike Quackenbush eliminierte Ophidian (The Osirian Portal ) mit einem Butterfly Superplex
-Jigsaw eliminierte Daize Haze ( Die Bruderschaftd es Kreuzes ) mit dem Quackendriver 1

Young Lions Cup Match
Frightmare © besiegte Johnny Gargano

Singles Match
Eddie Kingston besiegte Homicide