25.01.2005, 01:29
Welche dinge man besser nicht an einem Cop sagen sollte, hier die Top Ten ;)
1. Sorry, Officer, you see when I reached into my bag of weed, my gun fell out of the holster and jammed the gas so I could only go 125 mph.
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are You Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
1. Sorry, Officer, you see when I reached into my bag of weed, my gun fell out of the holster and jammed the gas so I could only go 125 mph.
2. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
3. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
4. Are You Andy or Barney?
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
6. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
7. I pay your salary!
8. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
9. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
10. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.