06.12.2006, 16:47
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Wade Keller: I've heard stories from the road about the Nasty Boys, such as Brian Nobbs getting on the bus naked with the wives on the bus. What are some of those stories?
Scott Hall: I'm the last person in the world to say something bad about anybody's behavior because I'm certainly no saint and I've certainly made a lot of bad decisions and bad choices. I'm not going to say nothing bad about nobody. As far as I've known, they've always been gentlemen and family men and I don't want to go there, Wade. I don't want anybody talking sh-- about me, so I'm not going to talk sh-- about anybody else.
Keller: I actually wasn't looking for stuff that they wouldn't laugh at. I was thinking of funny pranks they've pulled.
Hall: They're the Nastys. (Imitating the Nastys) "Hey, what the f--- you doin! Hey, hey, waaaa!" I heard the story one time. Hulk (Hogan) tells me one time he's in this really swanky cigar place in L.A. And he's got the Nastys with him. He said f---in' Swarzenegger' s there. So, this is an ultra f---in' private f---in ' cigar club. So they're in there. Here comes Arnold. Arnold and Hulk are hey, how are you, how are you? Nasty goes, "Oh, oh! Arnold! Whoo! Show me your muscles. Ohh! Whoo! Do some poses you f---n' musclehead!" (laughs) Nobbs was the f---in' crazy one. Jerry Sags was crazy, too, but it was really Nobbs. He was the voice of the whole operation. Hulk said, oh my god! They were rubbing his hair, f---in' with his hair and sh--. That's how they were with everybody. That's how they approached life. I think it's kind of funny. I don't know what Jerry's up to now. I know his wife has a really good job. He's got three, four kids. I think she works in a hospital. He's doing his deal. Nobbs is still sporting the mullet mohawk. I heard he signed a syndication deal to do some trailer court justice. There was a thing I saw on (Jay) Leno. They were doing this thing at the NATPE Convention. The audience had to vote to you buy or sell. So they showed Nobbs, and he had some hot little bimbo with him. Nobbs was going to be the judge, and the hot chick was the bailiff. Okay, buy or sell? They bought it. Nobbs, he shows up every once in a while on Hulk's show, and he wears the t-shirt like "Trailer Park Justice." He was supposed to be the judge. I don't know if it ever took off from there. I hope it does. I with him the best.
Keller: Do I remember a story about there being an incident in Europe where you and Terry Taylor got into a personal spat that got out of hand.
Hall: Oh hell yeah! Although, I just spoke to him the other day. Kid (Sean Waltman) called him. Kid told me Taylor likes me. The thing is, too, I've always respected Terry Taylor's knowledge of the business, but at the same time, one time I jumped on his sh-- and I said, "You know what, Taylor? F--- you, man. All you've ever done was copy Ric Flair and Terry Funk. You have no identity of your own. F--- you." So one time we're on this flight to Europe, and I'm a ***** . Apparently anytime I have a flight over seven or eight hours, I really turn into an ******* . So, we're flying to Europe and I'm sitting in first and he's, like, in business or whatever. And he's talking to these young guys. I tell them, "Don't listen to him." I just opened the curtain and said, "Terry Taylor's a stooge. He never drew a dime his whole f---in' career. Don't listen to him. He's a f---in' stooge." So one time he got up to go to the bathroom and I poured a whole bottle of water on his seat. I said, "Sit down, ***** ." The flight was full. "Sit down, mother f---er." Take a seat. We had some heat. It was all me. It was my immaturity. I was going through some personal sh--. I was drowning in alcohol. I talked to him the other day. Well, Kid calls me. I don't know if you know Chief Jay Strongbow, but Chief is a f---in' super guy. He always called him canary. That's what I told Taylor. One time I said, "You know what, you're such a f---in' mark. You wouldn't bob your head for 250 grand a year." Because when he was the Red Rooster, that stupid f---in' gimmick was actually getting over. Kids in the audience used to bob their heads. I said, "You're suck a f---in' mark, you wouldn't bob your head for 250 grand a year. You're a f---in' mark. You'd rather be a Ric Flair wannabe."
So the other day me and Kid are riding down the road eating some sushi. Kid calls him on his cell phone. He goes, "Hey, Canary." Blah blah blah. He hands the phone to me. So I go, "Hey, I was talkin' to some of the New York boys. Guess who asked about you?" He goes, "I already know this joke." "Guess who asked about you? Nobody!" He said he heard it a hundred time. We had some heat, but it was just my immaturity. He works for TNA and he's an agent and I think he probably does a pretty good job. If I owned a wrestling company, I would want Terry Taylor working for me. Let me put it that way. I think he's really astute and presentable. He's the kind of guy you could send to meetings and that kind of stuff. I think he communicates really well. I don't know. I just never thought he was money [as a wrestler]. I always thought he was mid-card. I never saw him as a star. I remember (Curt) Hennig telling me, "The worst thing they can call you is a good hand." That means you're good to have around and you can wrestle anybody, but you're never going to get rich. So I always thought Taylor was, like, a good hand.
Keller: You had a cameo in a Ric Flair insane asylum skit.
Hall: I did?!
Keller: Yeah. They had you in the background in a very weird time in WCW booking, and Flair was booked as going insane. They had him in an insane asylum. You had this Alfred Hitchcock-like cameo in the background.
Hall: (laughs) I was probably there for a shoot! It was probably a rehab and I was there for a shoot. (laughs) I don't remember it at all, bro. I wish I could comment on it. I don't remember it at all. I probably belonged there.
Wade Keller: I've heard stories from the road about the Nasty Boys, such as Brian Nobbs getting on the bus naked with the wives on the bus. What are some of those stories?
Scott Hall: I'm the last person in the world to say something bad about anybody's behavior because I'm certainly no saint and I've certainly made a lot of bad decisions and bad choices. I'm not going to say nothing bad about nobody. As far as I've known, they've always been gentlemen and family men and I don't want to go there, Wade. I don't want anybody talking sh-- about me, so I'm not going to talk sh-- about anybody else.
Keller: I actually wasn't looking for stuff that they wouldn't laugh at. I was thinking of funny pranks they've pulled.
Hall: They're the Nastys. (Imitating the Nastys) "Hey, what the f--- you doin! Hey, hey, waaaa!" I heard the story one time. Hulk (Hogan) tells me one time he's in this really swanky cigar place in L.A. And he's got the Nastys with him. He said f---in' Swarzenegger' s there. So, this is an ultra f---in' private f---in ' cigar club. So they're in there. Here comes Arnold. Arnold and Hulk are hey, how are you, how are you? Nasty goes, "Oh, oh! Arnold! Whoo! Show me your muscles. Ohh! Whoo! Do some poses you f---n' musclehead!" (laughs) Nobbs was the f---in' crazy one. Jerry Sags was crazy, too, but it was really Nobbs. He was the voice of the whole operation. Hulk said, oh my god! They were rubbing his hair, f---in' with his hair and sh--. That's how they were with everybody. That's how they approached life. I think it's kind of funny. I don't know what Jerry's up to now. I know his wife has a really good job. He's got three, four kids. I think she works in a hospital. He's doing his deal. Nobbs is still sporting the mullet mohawk. I heard he signed a syndication deal to do some trailer court justice. There was a thing I saw on (Jay) Leno. They were doing this thing at the NATPE Convention. The audience had to vote to you buy or sell. So they showed Nobbs, and he had some hot little bimbo with him. Nobbs was going to be the judge, and the hot chick was the bailiff. Okay, buy or sell? They bought it. Nobbs, he shows up every once in a while on Hulk's show, and he wears the t-shirt like "Trailer Park Justice." He was supposed to be the judge. I don't know if it ever took off from there. I hope it does. I with him the best.
Keller: Do I remember a story about there being an incident in Europe where you and Terry Taylor got into a personal spat that got out of hand.
Hall: Oh hell yeah! Although, I just spoke to him the other day. Kid (Sean Waltman) called him. Kid told me Taylor likes me. The thing is, too, I've always respected Terry Taylor's knowledge of the business, but at the same time, one time I jumped on his sh-- and I said, "You know what, Taylor? F--- you, man. All you've ever done was copy Ric Flair and Terry Funk. You have no identity of your own. F--- you." So one time we're on this flight to Europe, and I'm a ***** . Apparently anytime I have a flight over seven or eight hours, I really turn into an ******* . So, we're flying to Europe and I'm sitting in first and he's, like, in business or whatever. And he's talking to these young guys. I tell them, "Don't listen to him." I just opened the curtain and said, "Terry Taylor's a stooge. He never drew a dime his whole f---in' career. Don't listen to him. He's a f---in' stooge." So one time he got up to go to the bathroom and I poured a whole bottle of water on his seat. I said, "Sit down, ***** ." The flight was full. "Sit down, mother f---er." Take a seat. We had some heat. It was all me. It was my immaturity. I was going through some personal sh--. I was drowning in alcohol. I talked to him the other day. Well, Kid calls me. I don't know if you know Chief Jay Strongbow, but Chief is a f---in' super guy. He always called him canary. That's what I told Taylor. One time I said, "You know what, you're such a f---in' mark. You wouldn't bob your head for 250 grand a year." Because when he was the Red Rooster, that stupid f---in' gimmick was actually getting over. Kids in the audience used to bob their heads. I said, "You're suck a f---in' mark, you wouldn't bob your head for 250 grand a year. You're a f---in' mark. You'd rather be a Ric Flair wannabe."
So the other day me and Kid are riding down the road eating some sushi. Kid calls him on his cell phone. He goes, "Hey, Canary." Blah blah blah. He hands the phone to me. So I go, "Hey, I was talkin' to some of the New York boys. Guess who asked about you?" He goes, "I already know this joke." "Guess who asked about you? Nobody!" He said he heard it a hundred time. We had some heat, but it was just my immaturity. He works for TNA and he's an agent and I think he probably does a pretty good job. If I owned a wrestling company, I would want Terry Taylor working for me. Let me put it that way. I think he's really astute and presentable. He's the kind of guy you could send to meetings and that kind of stuff. I think he communicates really well. I don't know. I just never thought he was money [as a wrestler]. I always thought he was mid-card. I never saw him as a star. I remember (Curt) Hennig telling me, "The worst thing they can call you is a good hand." That means you're good to have around and you can wrestle anybody, but you're never going to get rich. So I always thought Taylor was, like, a good hand.
Keller: You had a cameo in a Ric Flair insane asylum skit.
Hall: I did?!
Keller: Yeah. They had you in the background in a very weird time in WCW booking, and Flair was booked as going insane. They had him in an insane asylum. You had this Alfred Hitchcock-like cameo in the background.
Hall: (laughs) I was probably there for a shoot! It was probably a rehab and I was there for a shoot. (laughs) I don't remember it at all, bro. I wish I could comment on it. I don't remember it at all. I probably belonged there.
