19.06.2006, 21:07
LOL, herrlich die Windows witze. Nur habe ich gerade mein Wasser ueber meinen Monitor gespuckt bei den Windows 95 Features. 
Hier mal zur Abwechslung ein Frauen Witz:
Fahren zwei Frauen mit dem Auto, ploetzlich bleibt das Auto stehen. Fragt die Beifahrerin besorgt: “Betty, was ist denn jetzt passiert?“ Antwortet Betty: “Ach, der tank ist leer.“ Sagt die Beifahrerin voller Bewunderung: “Mensch Betty, du kennst dich ja mit Autos aus. Ich waere glatt weiter gefahren!“
Und hier mal ein Canadische Witz zum aktuellen Anlass
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."
Hier mal zur Abwechslung ein Frauen Witz:
Fahren zwei Frauen mit dem Auto, ploetzlich bleibt das Auto stehen. Fragt die Beifahrerin besorgt: “Betty, was ist denn jetzt passiert?“ Antwortet Betty: “Ach, der tank ist leer.“ Sagt die Beifahrerin voller Bewunderung: “Mensch Betty, du kennst dich ja mit Autos aus. Ich waere glatt weiter gefahren!“
Und hier mal ein Canadische Witz zum aktuellen Anlass
It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.
"No," says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for final game of the Stanley Cup playoffs and not use it?"
The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head, "No. They're all at the funeral."