26.11.2006, 19:29
-Ein Arbeiter ist im 5 Stock von einem Gebaeude das gerade gebaut wird. Er braucht eine Handsaege, und so versucht er dem Arbeiter am Boden klar zumachen was er braucht. Das Problem ist der Typ versteht ihn nicht, also versucht er es mit Zeichensprache. Er deutet auf sein “Eye“ was I bedeuten sollen, dann deutet er auf sein Knee was “need“ bedeuten sollen, und dann faehrt er mit seiner Hand immer hin und her wie bei einer Handsaecke.
Der Typ am Boden, zieht seine Hose aus, und beginnt zu masturbieren. Der Typ im 5 Stock ist so pissed, das er runter rennt und ihn fragt:“What the fuck is your problem? I said I needed a hand saw!”
Daraufhin der andere Typ:”I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!”
-Folgend mal ein Irischer Witz, denn ich am besten im Original poste
As Aer Lingus flight 101 approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard the following cockpit exchange:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Seamus!
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Right, Seamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat.
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too.
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad!!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.
So, as the wheels hit the ground, Seamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Seamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Seamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Seamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!"
Seamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"
Der Typ am Boden, zieht seine Hose aus, und beginnt zu masturbieren. Der Typ im 5 Stock ist so pissed, das er runter rennt und ihn fragt:“What the fuck is your problem? I said I needed a hand saw!”
Daraufhin der andere Typ:”I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!”
-Folgend mal ein Irischer Witz, denn ich am besten im Original poste
As Aer Lingus flight 101 approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard the following cockpit exchange:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Seamus!
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Right, Seamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse!!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat.
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down!!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too.
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gad!!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as hard as I can.
So, as the wheels hit the ground, Seamus put the engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tyres squealed, and there was smoke everywhere, but, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Seamus, the aircraft came to a stop but a few metres from the end of the runway!!!
As Paddy and Seamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Seamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!"
Seamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"