05.02.2012, 22:30
A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and goes into a coma. After nearly six months she wakes up to find that she is no longer pregnant.
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby: "What happened to my baby? Is it allright?" The doctor replies: "Actually, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman is shocked: "Oh no, not my redneck brother! What are the names?"
The doctor tells her: "Well, your daughters name is Denise."
The woman breathes a sigh of relief: "That's not that bad of a name. I like it! And what is the boys name?"
"Denephew"
Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby: "What happened to my baby? Is it allright?" The doctor replies: "Actually, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them." The woman is shocked: "Oh no, not my redneck brother! What are the names?"
The doctor tells her: "Well, your daughters name is Denise."
The woman breathes a sigh of relief: "That's not that bad of a name. I like it! And what is the boys name?"
"Denephew"
